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May be more current indiepop competing with Florence and the Machine? Legolas can't bear anyone having more striking hair than him...
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What the heck? Morrannon - What the heck? A black gate
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Did Denethor see Frodo captured in the Palantir? Frodo, being a hobbit, is naturally shorter than you and I, but I never thought he is small enough to be captured in a palantir...
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Old man willow... ♩♩♬ "...Dat Ol' man willow/He must know somethin'/But don't say nothin'..."
Gandalf on a white Mumak? Hey, smoke enough pipeweed, and you'll see far wilder things than that! A few questions about Gandalf not fighting Sauron "Have you ever not fought Sauron?" asked Gandalf. "Well, it was like that." "The Dark Fire Will Not Avail You" It will so! Nyaah!:p |
Sewers/toilets in middle-earth?
Ask Saruman about the Ring of Isengard. Also, elves can't do everything in the woods! ;) |
Did I wrote this right in Quenya? I'm guessing no..
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Rings of Power talk! Really? Can I listen to them talk?
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One Thing That I Think Tolkien Did Wrong and Jackson Did Right
Carelessly dumb down his product in the interest of popular appeal and its concomitant money stream? |
Where's the Guestbook?!?!?!?!?!?! Wasn't it just here?!?!?!?!?!?!
what if Sam had kept the ring?!!!!! Frodo wouldn't have it!!!!! I'm so happieeeeee.......... reallieeeeee?................. Weird No, just abnormal. Help me name a Cat....PLEASE Sure, name him that. Please is a nice name. how do the nazgul track the one ring? Ever heard of GPSs? Here's Eol Oh, good thing you've found him! Hobbit Hair! What happened to Legolas? |
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Aragorn and Arwen Are NOT RELATED I know, yeah? Two completely unrelated things. Glorfindel, however...
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Time for a themed post...
did anyone else find the silmaillion very confusing –not as confusing as spelling it, apparently...
OOC But this questoin has been gnawing at me..... –No! Kill the mini-Balrog, before it eats you alive! A little tought –Kill that, too! It's in league with the questoin! Glaladriel Evil? –Ooo yes. Clearly Galadriel's evil twin Why does everyone descriminate against people who use there imagination? –In the matter of spelling? Well, you see, it's fun...;) |
explain dwarves –Short people. There.
Sauron's age –Tch, tch. Didn't anyone tell you it's very rude to ask a Maia's age? What would Arwen's baby look like? –A baby. Boromir: What would have happened if he didn't die? – Er... He would have lived? |
The Moon! What Moon?! That one. Up in the sky. See?
Are you a better person? –Than you? Definitely! :p Feanor Self-Important? –Nah, he was a model of humility. Everyone knows that. Female Nazgûl??? –Well, I was "Khamûlia" in a WW game once. Does that count? Is there any hope of redemption ...? For us? Nope, we're all hopeless geeks.:( |
Why yes, I'm bored...
Why don't personality tests have *all* the characters in them? –I mean, who *wouldn't* want to write a quiz with several hundred possible results?
The seven dwarves? –Latest changes to the "Hobbit" production! The Link between Tolkien, Peter Pan, and Star Wars... –Ah, I believe that would be "hand-amputation". ;) Are Sauron and Jabba related? –Probably, knowing the Star Wars EU... :rolleyes: Melkor and Sauron's goal –What are you talking about? They weren't even on the same team in the Arda Cup! Was the One Ring destroyed? –No. No, no, no, no, no. This absolutely definitely did not happen. Why do you ask? Half-orcs? Redeemable? –Only half of them. Where did all the goblins go? "♪ ♫...Long time pa-assing... Where did all the goblins go...? Long time ago..." Were hobbits originally entwives? –I think I'll let this one speak for itself. |
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Taters to Taters II:
The terrifying sequel, now playing at the Hardbottle 16! Also known as The Gamgee Horror. |
Hobbit concerns.... How to steal mushrooms from Maggot's yard without being caught by his dogs?
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What did Boromir do in Rivendell? He came, he saw, he did a little shopping?
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Interview With Bofur:
Hear the latest on Bombur's eating disorder, and what Bilbo Baggins really keeps in his pantry! Coming up at 9! |
What did boromir do in rivendell?
Judging from the thread, he apparently complained about Arwen's presence and bad-mouthed Galadriel. :rolleyes: |
How did Frodo get his Mithril Coat back?
Mithril Coat Back was a common ailment in Middle-earth, like Smeagolus Bringsnicefishus (food poisoning), and (Gandalfus Uncloakus) (hysterical blindness). |
Snork. But surely the simple answer is that he kept his cloakroom ticket?
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Well this is not quite what the OP had in mind in the start of his thread but I've got one of his threads for this because the title is so hilarious and here's my answer to it.
How hard and long was it, Aragorn? - Ask his doctor. |
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Werewolves, Vampires and other creatures?
All at once or one at a time.... |
Couldn't Sauron resurface in the future? –He could be on the internet right now! ARRRGH!!!!:eek::eek::eek:
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Don't Die Laughing... - too late.
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An Unexpected Journey, or the morning after - the solution to hangovers.
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Arwen Vs. Galadriel
See the two fearsome females of the Eldar battle on a platform suspended above Beorn's giant beehives! Loser to leave Middle-earth by way of the Sea astride the Watcher in the Water. |
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Sauron's hair colour -Move over, Legolas!:p
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Ask a stupid question - who's Sauron again?
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