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101 things LOTR's characters were really thinking.
This topic is about wierd things you think the LOTR's characters were really thinking in parts of the movie and the book's.
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This looks like fun!
Gimli: I wonder if Legolas would be mad if I cut his hair in his sleep. . . [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Saruman: Hmmm. . . should I get a manicure? *Pippin: I wish people would stop thinking I'm so stupid. I happen to be a very intelligent- ooh! A bunny! Aragorn: Hmm. Herbal Essences or Suave? Boromir: Nah, Frodo wouldn't give me the ring. *Sam: I don't think Gandalf really knows where he's going. The ones with *'s are my favorites. [ September 22, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ] |
lol Nevfeniel! (sowwy if i spelt your name wrong...) I loved them!!!
Okay...here goes my pathetic tries...(*means what they're thinking* Aragorn: "But to disappear entirely - that is a rare gift" *maybe he can teach me...* Gandalf: "Some men that live deserve death. Some men that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo?" *Frodo - yes...* That's all i can think of at the time... |
Aragorn: "I would have gone with you into the very depths of Mordor" *But I'm so much more attracted to Merry and Pippin*
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Here's mine.
Saruman: You shall taste MAN FLESH!!! Lurtz: *But I was thinking of going veggie...* Gimli: And I suppose you think you're the one to do it. Legolas: *Actually, I'd rather stay home and do my hair. Why don't you take it, you idiotic midget?* |
idiotic midget!! I LOVE IT!!!
Legolas: *Wile aiming bow Gimli bends over* Hmmm.....Bullseye or bad guy.... Frodo: I wonder how much a pair of riser shoues would cost... Sowy, early and I cant think of much and the darng spacebar on this keyboard is driveing Me mad! |
HAHAHAHAHA HA!
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Thag you verry butch!!!
I coulden't think of a name and I just types "Bullseye"... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I love being <Me sometimes [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Gandalf: *Thinking in Moria* Reminder to self, get new lighted staff...Light bulb in this ones going out.... |
While Sam is *trying* to swim to Frodo's Boat
Frodo- Hmm...Nobody's around, maybe I could just paddle away...Damn! Then who'd give me a piggy-back ride up mount doom. [ September 23, 2002: Message edited by: Keeper of the Feet of Melkor ] |
Boromir: Why does everyone dislike me so? I only want the Ring cause it goes with my outfit...
Pippin: (about Gandalf, in many places) Jerk |
Eowyn(about Aragorn): GOD! What kind of a guy is that?Look at his hair... GROSS!!
Sam: "Mr. Frodo, Mr. Frodo" Frodo*not YOU again!* Gimli: "And I suppose you think you´re the one to do it."Legolas: *Yeah! But no-one trusts me. No-one likes me. Booohooooooooo* Saruman: I don´t think I really want to be evil... Sauron: God! Keep that ring you damb hobbit! I have a cool NECKLACE of power! |
Aragorn: *Wile he's sitting and thinking wile every1s asleep* I wonder what I should get the fellowship for X-mas....Well, I know Gimli wants the Beard shaper 500 kit...Legolas? A pair of tights like in that robbin hood take-off....Hmm...What to get for Frodo...
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Gandalf: Does gray really go with my skin tone? Nah - it makes me look fat. Let's go with WHITE!
Saruman: White makes me look washed out...I know! I'll give my old robes to Gandalf! |
Frodo (while Sam is running out to the river): Geez, not him again. I just can't seem to get rid of this guy. Maybe if I ignore him, he'll go away. Oh great, he's trying to make me all guilty by drowning. Can't he take a hint?
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Heavens you're all so funny! Now, *cracks her knuckles* I'll take a whack at it! *Grins,she just loves that word, 'whack'!!!*
Gandalf:Run you fools! No! Wait! Don't leeeave meee!!! Frodo as he is about to set the Ring on the platform at Elrond's council; Frodo looks up to see Elrond and the council staring at him,guessing that he's supposed to show them the ring he walks up and sets it on the platform,sitting back down he frowns,thinking "Just as I got a manicure that'd go with it!" Gimli sits in the council staring at Legolas as he picks his nose behind his arm. Gimli,looks at the elf's braids and whistles,thinking "Wow! Look at that handy-work! That's intricite braiding that there is! I wonder if he'll show me how to do that..." Huf! There,they're quite lame really, *sigh* Ah well, my imagination is drained at the moment,do not worry,I shall return! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Now watch ,as soon as I post this another one will come to me...Conspiracies,they're everywhere.. ~Willowberry~ |
LAME MY POINTY EARS!!! *Everyone looks strange at her* Its a saying of Mine...
Those wher goooodd!! You have a think about wack, i have one about splat! Boromir: I wonder if I should die My hair dark red... |
Pointy ears,whack,splat....YOU'RE JUST LIKE MEEEEEE!!!!! *Does her happy dance,overjoyed that she found another person like her,which,of course,is a goood thing [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] **
Boromir as the canoe bearing his body slips over the edge of the waterfall: Waaaaaait a minute..What do they think they are doing?! I'm not dead you idiots! Uh-oh...Big waterfall,me,in a boat,with major blood loss...Ah well,at least they'll have my halo and wings waiting for me. (Don't bet on it Bormir..MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] *takes a deep breath* Ok,there,over the revenge thing..anywho.. ~Willowberry~ |
Glad to know I'm not the only one like Me [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Boromir: I wonder if Legolas would share his fangirls for a wile... I allways felt so sorry for poor Boromir...He deserved better in My opinion...Oh well *Waves a falg saying "you'll be in My heart, Boromir"* Mesa looooOOOoony... Why is all my stuff lame??? [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [ September 24, 2002: Message edited by: Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas ] |
Fatty Bolger: I wish these four jerks would hit the road. You think you've got enough on your plate there, Pippin?
Éowyn: Next time I'm in charge of Rohan I'm carting Uncle Théoden off to the looney bin. Sam: Grey Havens? What is that, some sort of retirement home? Well, they're all old enough... |
*these star things represent when someone is thinking*
At the very end of the movie: Frodo: Sam. I'm glad your with me. Sam: *Ya, well I'm not. I want to go home! WAAAAAA!* |
You guys are all hilarious! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I'll have a go.
------ [[As Gimli and Legolas arrive upon the scene, watching Aragorn kiss a dying Boromir on the forehead]] Gimli: *ARG, get a room already!!* ------ [[As Sam runs, yelling, along the beach after Frodo as he rows away in a boat]] Frodo: *My, you are such a clingy fellow!* ------ [[When Gandalf and Bilbo embrace and chat]] Bilbo: "Gandalf!" Gandalf: "You haven't aged a day." *You look like crap.* ------ [[As Merry, Pippin, and Sam are merely thrown aside by the Nazgul on Weathertop]] Frodo: *Worthless gits.* |
At Boromir's death:
Boromir:...my brother, my captin, my king. Aragon: *did you hear that? he called me king! I think he deserves a kiss* On top of Caradras when Frodo falls over and the ring is picked up by Boromir: Aragon: Boromir! Give Frodo the ring. *actually, go ahead Boromir make a run for it. I'll hold everyone else off with my sword* When Arwen arrives to get Frodo: Arwen: What's this? A Ranger caught off his guard? *if I could only slay him now, then I could hook up with Legolas* Later in that scene: Arwen: I do not fear them. Aragon: *You know if those Ringwraiths kill her I could hook up with Eowyn* At Bilbo's party when he disapears Frodo: *YES! Bag End is MINE!* |
Sam: You've been in the Farmer Maggot's crops again! *mmmm, carrots, lettuces, potatoes... yuuummmmyyyy....*
At the Grey Havens... Sam: *good riddance!* Hmm, I seem to be having a Sam day today! Ah! The Balrog: *well I was only trying to make friends... SOB!* [ September 25, 2002: Message edited by: Alatàriel ] |
At Bilbo's party:
Frodo pushes Sam into Rose Rose:*ew! I can't belive I'm dancing with such a loser* |
Gollum: These hobbitses smell funny...
Galadriel: Hey! That Legolas kid is, like, sooooooo hot! Fer sure! Gimli: Little do they know, I'm a woman! (I've always had my theory that Gimli was a woman, Legolas found out, and they fell in love...my friends don't like that idea too much...) Arwen: Hmmm...Faramir's kinda hot...what's he got that Aragorn doesn't, anyway? Gandalf: *as he's falling* Hmmm...I want...ICE CREAM! Thorondor: Visiting the hobbits a bit too much, aren't we Mithrandir...oof! uh! Must...fly...higher... Grima Wormtongue: Awww! A puppy! I want a puppy! It's so cuuuuuuuuuuute! Denethor: Actually, Faramir's cooler than Boromir ever was...why'd I say I wished he was dead? *smacks himself on the forehead each time he says:* STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! |
Arwen: What's this? A ranger caught off his guard?
Aragorn-*!*@&#(!)(@*#&@* --------------- Arwen-Come and claim him if you can. Ringwraths-*BRING IT ON!* --------------- Gandalf when facing Balrog-Shoot! Forgot my sunscreen. --------------- Balrog: Why do these @#*&@* people keep waking me up! |
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Eowyn: Shame on you if you fool me once, shame on me if you fool me twice, you been a pretty hard case to crack...I mean...NO! It's stuck in my head again!
(Courtesy of LeAnn Rimes...that darn song keeps getting stuck in MY head) Glorfindel: Elbereth Gilthoniel! Why am I even SAVING this stupid Halfling? I'm just going to be cut from the movie! Arwen: Haha...got your part, Glorfindel. Girl power! (No, Arwen: I'm a girl too, but get off the screen: I wanna see Glorfindel) Frodo: Muahahaha: they only think I desroyed the ring...it's really right here in ours pocketses! (Then GWB gets a hold of it, hence the "Tom Bombadil" thread on this forum) Legolas: Let's do the time warp again! Doo-doo-doo...Let's do the time warp again! Legolas: We're men...we're men in tights...we roam around the forest looking for fights...we're men...we're men in ti-iiiights... Legolas: Hmmm...are they Orcs? Judging by the arrows, I'm not so sure now...why did I open my big mouth and say "yrch"...if it isn't Orcs, they're going to hate me... Sam: *seeing Rosie* How YOU doin'? (Go Joey Tribbiani!) Gimli: Gah! Why did I have to be clausterphobic...aaaaah: walls...closing...in... Elrond: Ow...this crown's too tight...and Arwen can do better. What does she see in Aragorn? He's nothing but trouble...gah: if only her mother were here... Eowyn: *looks at her reflection* Aaaah! A Mary-Sue! Oh wait: no: that's just me in the movie... Faramir: *sings "Family Portrait" by Pink to himself* (You know: "...Daddy please stop yellin, I can’t stand the sound Make mama stop cryin, cuz I need you around My mama she loves you, no matter what she says its true I know that she hurts you, but remember I love you, too..."etc.) |
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**as Elronds saying "The fellowship shall be" Or whatever it is he says...I FOROGT!!** Legolas&Aragorn: I do wish he'd hurry up...THIS WEDGYS KILLING ME!!!! Lame...Sorry. |
On the River Anduin
Aragorn looks back to see the log with eyes... *A log with eyes?! I really am losing it...* Boromir: They have a cave troll! *Wow, I'll have to add it to my strange-Middle-Earth-creature-spotting list... ooh, it's a really rare one...* |
In the movie after Saruman talks to Sauron through the Palantir.
Saruman: Man is it cold in here. Doesn't it look like he's cold in the movie? |
[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] you are great at this, I wish I could think up some good ones like you guys.
Oh wait I can!!! Aragorn standing over Boromir:Boromir: The little ones they got them. Aragorn: Ok you need a breathmint or something cause your breath STINKS!!!!!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
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Legolas(sittin next to aragorn looks at and thinks)-man he really does smell, i wonder when the last time he took a bath?
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legolas: i can't deny my feelings for gimli...
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Hmmm-dilly-dum...now for my ideas: Boromir: "There is evil there that does not sleep" *It's been a life-long phobia of mine to be killed by a group of insomniacs* Merry: "That thing was looking for something. Frodo?" Frodo: *Oh, ya think?* |
(When the hobbits are running away from the Black Riders at the Buckleberry Ferry)
Merry & Sam: Run Frodo! Jump! Faster! Juuump! Pippin: *Hey, wouldn't it be funny if Frodo fell in the water? Then he'd be all wet, tee hee hee!* |
When Frodo looks down at the ring in his hand: *Geez, my hands are dirty! When did I last wash them? And I really need to stop biting my nails!*
Pippin on the way to Minas Tirith: *Are we ever gonna stop? I REALLY hafta go to the bathroom!* |
Legolas:* oooh! a black spotted orc! that's one more for exotic orc bingo! I AM LUVIN THIS!
(with apologies to "The Emperor's New Groove") [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
i'm the worst at this i think!!
yours are great all i've gotis... gandalf:"if elves could fly etc" legolas:*right! That's it! Where did i put my wings... my hair is freezing...wait i'm not a fairy!* sorry that's my fave part i love that line |
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