Rename the Movie!
Calling the latest instalment of Jacksonverse "The Hobbit" is rather obviously going to run afoul of the False Advertising regulators, so once it's banned a new title will be required.
Here are a couple of suggestions: The Devastation of the Story Raiders of the Lost Arkenstone Monty Jackson's Dwarven Circus Pirates of the Celduin Legolpalooza Surfers of S.H.I.E.L.D. How Tauriel Got Her Groove Back The Amazing Spider-Elf (Featuring She-Elf) Azogtar Un Chien Andalou ;) and, of course, The Lord of the Rings Episode II: Attacks and Attacks and More Attacks of the Orcs :smokin: |
Hmm, maybe also...
Big Trouble in Little Laketown Grouchy Dragon Hidden Hobbit Kill Billbo Teenage Mutant Ninja Wood-elves Smokey and the Burglar Rush Hours The Dwarf Who Loved Me Pete And Philippa's Excellent Adventure Kick-arse 5 The Importance of Being Thorin Overboard |
Aww, just found out that Michael Murry beat me to 'Kill Bilbo' and I didn't even know, set up by WCH himself too. Actually I like Kill Bill by the way. Stolen film titles don't mean I necessarily dislike the actual film.
Hmm, I just realized I have two Kurt Russell films. For you young folk, Kate Hudson's mom was in one of them. |
Dragonfart
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With cameos by Sean Conning-me -- who voices Benedict Cumberbatch in the extended edition interviews. And Menace Quaid, who plays naked Thorin from behind, in a flashback to Rivendell -- for continuity with the first film Dragonstart.
I'm guessing. |
Despair and Back Again.
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Elves and dwarves kill orcs and spiders and run from a dragon
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