Tolkien Anonymous: Therapy for Downers
 

This is where all of the Tolkien addicts unite! So where better to get therapy?

Tell a little about yourself, how you were introduced to Tolkien, and how it affected your life. Offer support to other addicts, and have fun.

*NOTE* This is purely for fun. Any Tolkien addict crazy enough to WANT therapy to cure his or her addiction should seek elsewhere. :smokin:

My name is MCR, and I am a Tolkien addict. I was introduced to LOTR by my neighbor's son while he was playing Return of the King on PS2. I have forgotten all of my english, and had to have a translator built into my computer so that you all may read this in English; my speech is now permanantly stuck on Quenya and Sindirian. I often hit people with The Silmarillion when they express concern for my condition. I constantly tell people, and, unfortunatly, they cannot understand: "I do not suffer from Tolkien addiction, I enjoy every second of it!"