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Galadriel55 11-07-2010 02:02 PM

Mordor Transportation
 
Inspired by the Chatau d' Mordor thread about orc restaurants, I thought of this one - list the possible means of transportation of orcs of the 7th age. I'll start off with this:
Morcedes
Lamborcgini
Orcsvagon
Torcyota
Dorcge
Morcubishi

Feel free to include troll, Nazgul, Balrog ("wings" not acceptable since it's still a question), or any other evil creature transportation as well!

Pitchwife 11-07-2010 02:44 PM

Trolls Royce (quite obviously)

Inziladun 11-07-2010 03:19 PM

An Orcs's conveyance of choice could only have been a Jaguawarg

Nogrod 11-07-2010 03:56 PM

The backbone of the public transport would naturally be the masses of trolleybuses and -coaches.

And let's not forget the overpriced train-line AnthrakX for the well off - and Greywarg buses for the middle class.

Blind Guardian 11-07-2010 07:10 PM

Orc Waggons?

Galadriel55 11-08-2010 06:48 AM

Volkswagon - orcswagon

Pitchwife 11-12-2010 02:54 PM

I'm a bit surprised no one's mentioned the very obvious Forc yet.
And what about Uruk-haiwoo?

Galadriel55 11-12-2010 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitchwife (Post 642997)
And what about Uruk-haiwoo?

are you referring to the Mordor highways? Or, rather, Isengard highways, seeing as it's Uruk-hai.

Pitchwife 11-13-2010 02:58 AM

No, I was actually trying to pun on Daewoo. But you're quite right, all of these vehicles would probably use the Uruk-haiway.

Hookbill the Goomba 11-13-2010 03:50 AM

*sigh*
I guess I'm going to have to do it, aren't I?

MOUNT ZOOM!

:cool:

Galadriel55 11-23-2010 03:32 PM

How about orcomobiles?

BMW - Best Maneuver Wargs

Galadriel55 12-16-2010 10:00 PM

Mazgulda: the Nazgul Mazda!!!

Galadriel55 05-17-2017 06:37 AM

I was going through some abandoned Mirth threads to cheer me up. Remembered one of my own. Thought a post above was absolutely brilliant and was going to rep it, but turns out I did already all those years ago. Consistency is key. ;) But I would rep it again.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Nogrod (Post 642781)
The backbone of the public transport would naturally be the masses of trolleybuses and -coaches.

Built in mockery of Entbuses, of course.

The Metromoriatan system, also known as "the Underground", would complement the ground level public transportation.

Pervinca Took 07-12-2017 02:49 PM

Can we still rep posts? I've tried recently but couldn't. Maybe it's just my phone that won't let me?

Galadriel55 07-12-2017 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pervinca Took (Post 707428)
Can we still rep posts? I've tried recently but couldn't. Maybe it's just my phone that won't let me?

My phone doesn't let me either. And on the computer I have to open it in a new tab if the thread is over 2 or so pages long.


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