The Rivendell Times
 

Found
Small, dwarf-sized creature. Curly brown hair (on head and feet), pointy ears, white eyes. Seems sick. Sometimes will answer to the name of "Frodo". If you want him, come and claim him.
Contact Arwen of Rivendell, 555-3836.

OK, so is this like a newspaper or advertismemt section? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

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Wanted: Gold jewellery in return for a place on the Royal Guard. Warning- death may be iminent. Call Isildur on 08791 4444GNDR

Missing: One large brown teddybear. Goes by the name of Shnuffywuggles. If found, please call 1800-RANGERCALL, and ask for Wingfoot, who is no way related to Aragorn.

Wanted - dress-tryer-on. Beware if you inhabit Rivendell for thyere is someone going around trying on dresses. Mostly purple they are replaced in the owners cuboard misshappen and dirty. Some are torn. Please lock your wardrobes and if you have any imformation please alert us on 555 624

Missing: The Book of Middle Earth Creatures. Last seen in the Library of Rivendell. If found please contact Lord Elrond at iwantmybookback@rivendell.com

missing: one precioussss... believed to be in the possession of nasssty little hobbitses. if you have any information, please emails usss, yes, preciousss, at: Gollumgollum@outcast.com

Help Wanted: Position currently open for a ring bearer. Long hours and hard labor involved. Must be a people person and have leadership skills. Those who have worked with "precious" before need not apply.
If interested, please e-mail Elrond at SomeoneTakeTheRingBesidesGollum@ELrond.com

Miscellaneous
Will work for fishes, yes we will, gollum. Nice tasty fishes, not nassty chips. No stupid hobbitses. Call us now, and help us, precious.


P.s: To the guy who be short- Thanks for the welcome. I appreciate it!

[ May 25, 2003: Message edited by: Katherine712 ]

hi Katherine712, i see youre fairly new. all your posts have really made me laugh! welcome to the barrowdowns and enjoy being dead! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

WANTED: Leadership position available in beautiful Minas Tirith. Choose your own hours. Pay: However much you want to tax. Also included: Extravagent quarters, personal bodyguard squad, and a four-foot storyteller/waste food disposal unit.

Pyromaniacs and paranoids need not apply.

If interested please email elessar@king.go.gov

[ May 25, 2003: Message edited by: Manwe Sulimo ]