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Middle-earth Christmas lists
If they celebrated Christmas in Middle-earth, what kinds of things would the characters put on their Christmas lists?
Bilbo: pocket handkerchiefs (so he'd have enough to keep one in every pocket he has, and wouldn't have to risk leaving his behind) Legolas: hairbrush mirror small enough to fit in his pocket, so he can always have it with him shampoo arrows Boromir: disco ball Aragorn: disco lessons so he can become the new disco king |
Denethor:
waterproof matches Gandalf: bleach, to remain Gandalf the White Saruman: build-your-own-army kit tye-dye kit Sam: gardening tools new socks Gollum: fissshhh more fissshhh THE PRECIOUSSSS!!! |
Merry and Pippin:
Practical joke books Sam: Making Hithlain 101 book |
Sauron:
The One Ring to Rule Them All (of course...) A set of gloves that have only 9 fingers A bottle of eye drops Bombur the Dwarf: One of those ham and cheese gift sets, a very LARGE one A bottle of sleeping pills Bergil: A set of boxing gloves |
Saruman: finger paints, heavy duty tape for broken staff
Boromir: Kevlar vest (some Elvish art or something...) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Sam: cooking gear and another box of salt Aragorn: shaving soap, Elendil's straight razor and a good sharpening stone Gimli: One of those fancy hair braiding machines for creating new and intricate beard braids, new axe to replace one notched at Helm's Deep, long vacation at the Glittering Caves Legolas: a long vacation in Fangorn forest Pippin: Horn of Gondor, so he can play duelling horn-calls with Merry across the Shire, a large keg of the Gaffer's home brew Elrond, Gandalf, Galadriel, Frodo, Bilbo: 12 step program for Ringbearer withdrawal, seasickness pills Fëanor: The Silmarils, of course! Nerdanel: What would you like for Christmas THIS year, dear? Fëanor: What do you think? Sons of Fëanor in weary unison: the Silmarils again... Cheers! Lyta [ November 18, 2003: Message edited by: Lyta_Underhill ] |
Morgoth: I dunno...Arda, perhaps?
Later days! :cool: ->Elenrod |
Arwen: Makeup, new hairdyer, hairbrush (Aragorn burnt my old one), new dresses, yeah, the normal, y'know?
Beleg: A new best friend Fatty: Some new clothes, Dark rider deterrant, food Faramir: A new father... And brother. Nazgul#3: A new horse. Sauron: Abody, MiddleEarth [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] |
Boromir: arrow-proof armour.
Denethor: me. Me: Denethor. Galadriel and Celeborn: lightbulbs. Sauron: a jewellery making kit. |
Elrond: Arwen's purple dress, full length mirror.
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Pippin: A pint
Merry: Large gift basket of the best apples from the Shire Gimli: Galadriel Galadriel: Restraining order for Gimli |
"Elrond: Arwen's purple dress; full-length mirror" ROFLMAO!!!!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Nazgul: Rings, new steeds Rosie: Sam [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Shelob: lots of tasty creatures, polarized sunglasses Celeborn: a personality, passage to the Grey Havens |
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Anyways... Haldir: A new movie director. Glorfindel: Same as above. Eru: Something to get rid of Bombadil. *Let's travel beyond Ea to see Iluvatar in all his splendour...* Eru: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Mommy! That scary yellowbooted guy won't stop singing! Oh, Eru...I'm dead. Later days! :cool: ->Elenrod |
Merry:me
Pippin:an apple(look in the dictionary under "pippin") |
cool! I didn't know pippin was in the dictionary! That's really interesting...
Meela, I was reading through the posts without really looking at who posted them, but somehow, when I got to yours, I knew you had to have written it... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Arwen: her own horse Glofindel: a new horse, since Arwen stole Asfaloth |
Glorfindel: His OWN part in the movie, and for Live Tyler to die so she doesn't steal any more of his roles
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Morgoth: Prosthetic limb, and some ointment for the scars.
Gandalf: His own plane, so Gwaihir will have a rest. Saruman: A new pokie-stick of doom(a staff would be nice too...) Later days! :cool: ->Elenrod |
Me: Tar-Miriel, my dad, and some sand to blind Sauron (after all, he did try to kill both of them...)
Ithryn Luin: A road map... Denethor (the elf): "Some back up, please?" Later days! :cool: ->Elenrod |
Aragorn
A sword that isn't broken Some new names to add to his collection Steward repellant A cushion to make his throne more comfy Crown polish |
Fëanor: Sugar crystal-making kit.
Fingolfin: Warm, woolly hat, a winter cloak, mittens, and thick socks; Dark Lord repellent; some Prozac Finarfin: blond hair dye (Come on! We know the truth! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]) Miriel: Cryogenic-body-freezing kit Finwë: A big, Dark-Lord-ish mace of my own so that next time a Dark Lord comes after me or my kids, I can bash HIS brains in, instead of getting mine bashed in. Maedhros (and Beren): A hand. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
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And I don't know about anyone else, but I think it would be VERY difficult to see anything ahead of me if I had a Silmaril bound to my brow (ah, the glare!), like Earendil did! Maybe a good pair of shades would fix this! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Quote:
Cheers, Lyta [ November 22, 2003: Message edited by: Lyta_Underhill ] |
Very good Christmas lists!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Here there go some more presents ... Sam: rope Fëanor: one hair from Galadriel's head Durin VI: more mithril Balrogs: parachutes |
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Denethor: Restraining order for Meela (sorry, Meela, I couldn't resist!) |
Arwen: An all-expense paid session with a world-renowned oral surgeon to fix that over-bite!
Elrond: His very own copy of "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert". Aragorn: Hypnotherapy to help him resist those disgustingly heroic urges. Gimli: A new set of mail without all the weight in the rear. Legolas: A lifelong membership with IATSI as a stunt-elf. Frodo: Anyone willing to put up with his whining. Sam: Frodo...and taters. Merry: A smarter side-kick Pippin: A brain Gandalf: A snow-plough Boromir: A larger part |
Sam:
'101 ways with taters' cookery book A 'nice shiny dagger' A gift box of salt A voodoo doll in the shape of Gollum Mister Frodo with a bow around his neck Arwen: Sailing lessons from Elrond (to Valinor perhaps...) Anti ageing cream. Treebeard: A dance mat (imagine that...) |
Ioreth's cousin: A muzzle for Ioreth.
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Legolas: A copy of Kylie's new album "Body Language" and a copy of Cindy Lauper's "Girls wanna have fun"
Aragron: A shiny sword Boromir: Whatever Aragorn's getting but 100 times better! Denethor: A flame thrower |
(Nice avatar, Everdawn!)
Sam: Pots, pans, and flowers. Gimli: A razor Aragorn: A crown/kingdom Boromir: The same crown/kingdom that Aragorn is getting. Arwen: Aragorn Eowyn: Aragorn |
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For some reason, this is shaping up to be an Aragorn day here at Rancho de Underhill... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Let's add Denethor to that list, shall we? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Cheers, Lyta |
TA Finwe. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Éowyn: presidency of Rohan, just so she is allowed to go to war. Frodo: A nice pair of slippers Gollum: Lava retardant clothes. |
Ragnor: a bigger part in the Silm
Later days! :cool: ->Elenrod |
The Witch King:
A less feminine name |
H-I-ing in time for the holidays . . .
Sauron: A new movie, one highlighting his evil genius.
Ar-Pharazôn: A prayer. Denethor: A better way to die. |
Bill Ferny: A new pony to sell at an inflated price, a sword, a whip, and a good cudgel (To help oppress the Halflings.), and a thing of chewing pipe-weed.
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins: Some silver spoons. |
Denethor - Fire extinguisher.
Hobbit builders - a firm appreciation of the difficulty of hinging a truly round door, |
Just one item on my shopping list for a very worthy recipient:
Elrond: A shed. As some of you will know, I feel that at times even the saintly Elrond must get a bit fed up of all the waifs, strays, distant relations and assorted hangers on who permanently clutter up his house- let alone the psycho-killer sons and airhead daughter :P . It doesn't have to be a shed as such, but he does need a place where he can get away from them all now and then. With a comfy chair, a supply of his favourite drink, books and his needle point... |
Gollum: "All I want for christmas are my two front teeth."
Saruman: How to take over the world for dummies Gimli: Salted pork! More to come later.... |
Ripping this off from Rimsky.
Númenóreans: A firm appreciation of how durned hard it is to clean those überhigh walls. Or a very tall ladder.
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Smeagol: Psychiatric help.
Gollum: Don't listen to Smeagol. We're fine. All we wants is fishses. Aragorn: How to Earn Her Dad's Approval Faramir: How to Earn MY Dad's Approval Glorfindel: How to Destroy a Horse Thief Without Sparking the Horrible Rage of her Father Arwen: What Is Mortality?: A guide for daughters of half-elves who must choose between life and love without sparking the horrible rage of their fathers. Balrog: Deodorant, breathmints Pippin: On the Quantum Physics of the Multiple Universes Sam: Anti-Smeagol shield, electric zapping obedience collar for Smeagol. Frodo: The Art of Being Mauled to Near-Death by Everything Nearby and Surviving, Ringorette patch (Delivers a small dose of evil ring directily into the bloodstream, thereby helping to break ring addiction.) Grima: Makeover, Eowyn's hand in marriage. Eowyn: Stun gun for use on Grima. |
Haldir: A helmet (to avoid nasty blows to the head ;) )
Frodo: Nazgul repelent Shelob: Hobbit repelent Legolas, Aragorn, etc: Fangirl repelent Sam: Gollum repelent Sauron: Visine (For dry, red eyes Visine is awsome) , ring insurance |
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