Duel of Doom!
I don't know how many of you saw davem's thread about the other Lord of the Ring's films by John Boorman. Now, one of the changes he suggested was this...
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I propose a game, of sorts. A little like Fortunately / unfortunately in format, the game goes as shown above. Playing as Either Saruman or Gandalf, we have a little duel of words in this sort of manner. Make sure they get nicely ridiculous (while remaining Middle Earth related). So, here is an example... One Downer- Saruman: I am the slug that eats your garden! another - Gandalf: I am the salt that dissolves the slug (and flavours my food). Another- Saruman: I am the vinegar that neutralises the salt! And so on. So, lets get started... Saruman: I am the fire that burns your hat... |
Gandalf: I am the trickster who placed my hat on your head.
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Saruman: I am the wind that blows the hat in a tree.
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Gandalf: I am the wall that blocks the wind.
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SARUMAN: I am the team of giant moles with paramilitary training that undermine the wall.
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GANDALF: I am the owls that eat the paramilitary trained moles.
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SARUMAN: I am the sun the blinds the Owl and sets it on fire!
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Gandalf: I am the beach bag containing shades and sunblock that protects the owl.
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Saruman: I am the bum on the beach who steals the bag.
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Gandalf: I am the weird snake that jumps out of the bag and eats the 'bum's head.
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Saruman: I am Thorondor the Eagle, who swoops down and eats the snake
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Gandalf: I am the arrow piercing the eagles heart.
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Saruman: I am the doctor who heals the poor thing.
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GANDALF: I am the waiting list that cripples the NHS.
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SARUMAN: I am the team of paper-eating locusts that destroys the waiting list!
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Gandalf: I am John the Baptist, the mighty eater of locusts.
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Saruman: I am the Guillotine that cuts off the Baptists’ head.
Radagast: I am not supposed to be here… I’ll go now. Ignore the Radagast bit, just a joke. :p |
Gandalf: I am the Crazed Yodeling Axman that chops the Guillotine into splinters.
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Saruman: I am the splinters that fly into the Crazed Yodeling Axman's eye.
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GANDALF: I am the team of termites that eat the splinters!
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Saruman: I am the pest control that destroy-eth yon termites!
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GANDALF: I am the flesh-eating beetles that devour the pest control technician! RAWR!
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Sharuman: I am Yoko Ono, who causes deep phsychological rifts between the beetles
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Gandalf: I am the relationship counselor, who cancels out Yoko Ono's rifting effects.
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Saruman: I am a malpractice lawsuit, who puts the relationship counselor out of business.
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Gandalf: I am the Congressional Bill that puts a cap on malpractice lawsuits.
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Saruman: I am a filibuster that postpones the Congressional Bill indefinitely. :p
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Gandalf: I am the mosquitoes that give all the congresspeople malaria so that in their delirium they break the filibuster.
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Saruman: I am a small tree frog that eats the mosquitoes
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Gandalf: I am the Balrog that, on its way to Khazad-Dum, accidentally stomps on the tree frog and squishes it.
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Saruman: I am the Dark Lord to whom Balrogs bow!
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Gandalf: I am the ring that falls into Mt Doom to get rid of the Dark Lord.
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Saruman: I am the psychic scars that cause Frodo to leave Middle-earth!
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Gandalf: "I am Miss Cleo, who heals Frodo's psychic scars & he reconsiders. Wait...I might want to take that one back." :p
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Saruman: I am the black widow spider that bites Miss Cleo. |
Gandalf: I am a Boot Wearing Leprechaun that crushes said black widow spider.
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Saruman: I am Artemis Fowl who outwits LEPRecon and steals its gold. :p
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Gandalf: I am mercury to melt your gold.
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Saruman: I am Venus, one better than mercury. :p
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Gandalf: I am Vulcan's net, which traps Venus and makes her look rather silly.
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