Whaddaya mean, talking about the falling on dagger thing? Now I'm confused.

Groove, I didn't realize I was fairy tale creature-obsessed till just now. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

??????
ok Elenna, i delcare us throughly confused

She's talking about back on the third page where Elenna said something about pulling out a dagger and falling on it because Cimmerian said she didn't accept constructive criticism.

O yay, I got quoted! Feeble attempts from yours truly...

Rosa_Baggins: I am really depressed. Don't you hate it when people use all smileys and lowercase, don't use proper grammer, and just can't spell?

Cimmerian: Barbarians are useless. Those really awesome nerdy wizard types are the best! Forget swords, give me a wand any day!

Ithaliel: No one mentioned me? Well, I'm not surprised. I prefer anonymity. I don't want to be recognized.

Lush: I'm abstaining from all alcohol ( [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img])

Everyone: No, we don't care about the football/soccer at all. but ping-pong, now there's a sport!

Sharku: Oh, Tolkien? You mean you really want to talk about him? Well, sure, if you want. But keep those totally rad off-topics threads goin' strong, d'ye hear?

Barrow-Wight: I *luv* the Monkey Club! I even bought the T-shirt! The Monkey Club T-shirt will now replace the Barrow-Downs T-shirt. If everyone agrees. We could vote. It's not like it's all my site, y'know.

By the way, what is the Monkey Club?

ditto Aosoma. What on earth is the Monkey Club?

Elenna: i vote we drop it, cuz i am a bit confused.

Well, I certainly feel humble now, Aosama. [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

No, no no Ith! I was refering to your shock on page 3 that no one had mentioned you yet. I was rather shocked too, come to think of it... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] No offense meant, Ithaliel.

Losthuniel: I just love Mary-Sues! I think we should have more and more of them in the RPGs and Fanfiction! Don't you agree?

[ July 03, 2002: Message edited by: Aosama, the Wandering Star ]

Losthuniel: "Hi! My name is Losthuniel! I am a beautiful, orphaned Elven princess, and I have just beat Legolas at an archery contest! Whaddya know though, he's, like, totally falling for me!!!"

Bethberry: "Marriage is an only acceptable institution for a woman to be part of. Oh, and girls best be seen and not heard."

Linolirian: "What is this Silmarillion nonsense?...And what's a Tharkun?"

Sharkey: "Hey everyone! I have an idea! Let's all play a name-game!Ok, ok, the first word is: Off-topic!"

NazgulNumber10: "What sort of an idiot ever watches the History Channel?"

Lothiriel Silmarien: "What's a flirt?" ( [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] )

Greyhame: "Christianity is a bunch of nonsense."

Glenethor: "Man! Liv Tyler must have fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down! Yeeesh!"

lol Lush, Aosoma. I must depart, to go filke my nails and flirt with Legolas (I think He's falling for me *giggle*)

Ohhh, nooo, Losthuniel... the poor thing. She must be delirious. Yup, she's got a temperature of exactly ninety-eight degrees!!!! GASP!

Anyone and everyone here: Frodo? What the !@#%%$& is a Frodo? And what is with all this *mocking tone* One Ring nyenyenyeh */mocking tone* crap? Gawd, who the heck would be INTO this??? Britney Spears is a much more interesting topic!! (me [in real life]: GAHHH!)
Onewhitetree: Yipeeeee! I feel so full of energyyyy!!!! I could jump over the mooooon! *goes splat on the moon* (Sorry if that's completely off, I don't know you that well, it's just the impression I get from your avatar/title that you are very often tired)
Naurlothwen: SAVE THE DWARVES!!! SAVE The DWARVES!!! ALL CREATURES DESERVE RESPECT, WHETHER THEY CRASH A PARTY OR NOT!!! SAVE THE DWARVES!!! Have you hugged a dwarf today???

LUSH! I KNOW you're a girl, for God's sake! I never flirted with YOU (knowingly).

MY GOD! I've never flirted with ANYONE in here knowingly! Why does EVERYONE (male/female, straight/gay/bi, any race, any age) think I'm flirting with them? I'm NOT!

Oooo: did they have divorce in Middle Earth? Because I actually was thinking if there was, I was going to have my character divorce Legolas. Because: I like this character I created, Estelarion, better and I think that my character would be better with him...unless I kill him off...hmmmm *ponders*...then she has no one. Good plot twist...must ponder it some more.

Vanima, maybe it's just me, but I don't think you're THAT much of a flirt.

Thank you, Ithaeliel! See, Lush? I have, quite honestly, never knowingly flirted with you! I am sorry if it appeared otherwise, but: I cannot control my personality...people do this to me off the computer too...gottn me into trouble with my friends and their boyfriends. I try to change how I behave, but people STILL accuse me of flirting! BUT I DON'T!

So, getting back to the topic at hand:

burrahobbit: "Of course the LotR can be a religion! If you don't believe me, come over and take a look at my altar! Gandalf saves!"

obloquy: "I don't mean to be too blunt or anything..."

Estelyn Telcontar: "Um, that's a great question and all, but I totally don't know the answer. But, hey, yippeee! I've got, like, 700 posts already! Go me!"

The Barrow-Wight: "Remember kids, it's quantity, not quality."

NazgulNumberTen: "Hey there, sweetcheeks! Ooh, she is fiiine! Y'all do know I only came to the Downs to pick up chicks, right?"

Nevfeniel: "Tigers suck. So does Veggie Tales [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]"

Barrow-Wight: Slashy fics? Of course! Can't have a good fanfiction page without 'em! And proofreaders are totally unneccessary.

Samwise: What is with all these stupid flowers? Honestly, you'd think nobody would care, they're just going to die anyway!

Green Ringwraith: Art? Pff, who needs art? It's just blothes of paint on little pieces of paper. Art is sooo dumb, and it doesn't belong in a forum!

Suicidal Elf Chick: Hello? What is with all these half-fairies in RPGs? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Me: Any argument that I can keep going without restating my point or running out of gas.

Sharku: Lederhosen? What lederhosen?

you left out the cheesy pick up line [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Lindil: "Silmarillion, Shmilmarillion. Why Tolkien wasted his time on that drivel, I have no idea. But I've wasted my last keystroke! Let's rewrite some marvel comics."

Righty-o, Naz.
Naz: Are those astronaut pants? Because your butt is out of this world.

thanks.
Ithaeliel: (anything not degrading and hurtfull [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] )

Aww, I didn't mean to... *sniff* I'm really sorry... I'm just naturally blunt and sarcastic... and besides, that was something I said you wouldn't say!!!! This topic is, after all, things the BDers would NOT say.

It's a good thing this is what we wouldn't say, because I will NEVER forsake tigers and Veggie Tales! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[ July 28, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

I haven't actually got one....just wanted to say that this is a gr8 thread, v funny. Oh wait, I do got one..
Me: Says anything remotly intelligent or intullectual
Any barrowdowner: LOTR sucks!! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

obloquy: "We need to make the Books section a more inclusive, friendly place. Let's post a big sign inviting all the Legolas-obsessed newbies to come and discuss his hair-colour with us!"

Elrian: "I don't see the point of having a Novices & Newcomers section. Really. I don't."

Daniel Telcontar: "Lúthien was the greatest of the Eldar. End of discussion. In fact, anyone who tries to perpetuate this discussion should be banned until Arda is remade."

EeeeePPP!!! Whhhereeeerrree! Funneeee!!
MMmm. This is remarkably funny hahaha. Specially the Daniel Telcontar one.

Child of the 7th Age: I don't have any opinion on this topic.

NazgulNumber10:We should be nice to Harry Potter.

Me:Samwise! Who could ever love a hairy hobbit. Now Legolas on the other hand...

Poo.. I wanted to be picked on. Since I'm such a loser, I'll pick on myself (and a couple of others)

Me: luk at me i hat3 speling corectlly!1`

VanimaEdhel: Elves? Pah! It's all about dwarves now, baby!

Sharku: Naah.. I'll close the thread TOMORROW...

Me: hi i type in all lower case letters and no puncutation marks

Barrow-Wight: Forget stinky old Tolkien! Let's talk about which peanut butter is best to put on celery!

suicidal elf chick: Why don't I live up to my name? *pulls out a gun and shoots herself*

The Green Ringwraith: Maybe I should change colors... hey, how does "The Violet Ringwraith" sound?

Gandalf_theGrey: I hate you all! You are stupid poop-heads! Ha ha! Ha! Ha! Ha ha!

Halbereth Diagona: Faeries? I hate faeries!

burrahobbit: I hate monkeys. I like wittle grizzly bears now.

Barrow-Wight: Waaazzzzzuuuuppp?

(Had to do that.)

Well, that's all I can think of... feel free to complain to me.

He, these are all so funny!

obloquy: I am nerver tearse, rather I like to discuss the nit-pickiets topic for hours. Off topic ones are even better!

Talking Hawk: (And if she ever says this, I am throwing her into the mental instution. I KNOW somethings wrong with her then!) Oooh, Slash? Love it! Let's get some more!

Me: Be long winded? Debate over everything?No way! Let's talk about the guys.... (Hmm, if I ever say that, you can throw ME into the mental instution too.)

Talking Hawk: "Damn it!"

Ah, Lush have been following my debate. Well, I can't sit here without replying:

Lush: I hate soccer, it is just about 22 idiots running around and trying to get a ball. Hey you, delete that post with those swear-words or I'll get you! (nothing personal, I just couldn't resist it).

BW: You will all get a personal title as soon as you reach 501 posts, so KEEP POSTING!!! Especially YOU Gimli!!

Eärendil: I can't believe I actually chose this stupid name, since I absolutely HATE that pathetic character. No Maika, I don't like ringwraiths either.

Lush: Samuel Le Bihan is the worst actor ever. He doesn't even look good.

[ July 30, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

Gimli: Hint-hint? What does that mean? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] (see all the little winky faces? That means no offense! no topic about off-topicness and monkey club or anything like that is aimed at you)

The Fifth: Oh, bless me Eyru, Ah cunfeyss! Ah have gived up ma evil ways! No mowre dregguns er nayzgool fer may! (*cracks up quietly* I'm sorry, just had to add in the Mississippi accent)

Heehee, I just thought of this this morning:]

NazgulNumber10- Daniel Radcliff? Wow, you played Harry Potter in the movie! That was one of my favorite movies, and the only thing better was the book. I've read it, like, FIVE times in a row! That J.K. Rowling is a genious. Hey, want some gum or something?

hey, i like gum! what do you have against gum?
nd why is everyone pickin' on me, just because harry potter is my mortal enemy...

[ July 30, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ]

I was implying that you were offering to him.
Because it's so much fun!

[ July 30, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

oh, sorry i'm a bit of and idoit sometimes
and i would give him that plastic explosive gum.
fun?! you call this fun?! of course, that's because your not the one taking all this abuse...sniff sniff...

[ July 30, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ]

Oh, I'm just kidding, Naz. You are so dramatic. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

(jumps out of seat)
I AM NOT SO DRAMATIC!!!
(looks around)
oh why do i even try.
(heavy sigh)

http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish...icons/roll.gif

Edited because I'm a moron.

[ July 30, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

wait, i was just reading through some of this, and tell me...
what the hell is veggie tales?