Fill in the Blank
 

With a little encouragement from Lhunardawen, I decided this might make a fun new thread. Simply fill in the blank(s) with something humerous and start a new one. If you are really in a creative blank, you may use one of the quotes at the top of the page, but try not to use one if it has already been posted.

Here's the first:

One Ring to ___ them all, one ring to find_____, One ring to bring____, and in the _____ bind them.Fill in the blank
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Justin bieber

I made a riddle out of it!!

One Ring to buy them all, one ring to find the right electric adaptor, One Ring to bring a helpful neighbour over to my place, and in the big, tall pine bind them.

If you did not guess it was christmas decorations you have lost your christmas spirit early into the new year... good job!!!

Here's my fill in the blanks... no need to make it a riddle though.

Yet the way of the Ring to my heart is by ____ , ____ for weakness and the desire of _____.

Good luck!!!

Yet the way of the Ring to my heart is by music, dance for weakness and the desire of strange words in this scentence.

I couldn't help that last part. And the music thing is just because I love music.

And now, what ____ will bear you back across __________? It will be a grey ____, and full of ______.

By the way, great idea Elu. :D ;)

And now, what lowrider will bear you back across da hood ? It will be a grey porshe , and full of leather seats .

Even the _____ cannot ____.
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Suzuki rg150

Even the Elves cannot Dance Macarena in groups larger than a hundred people and manage everyone to stay in synch.


'Fool of a ___!' he growled. 'This is a ____, not a _____..."

When Gandalf worries too much about offending someone...
 

'Fool of a person with diminutive stature who I will not call 'short' for fear of offending!' he growled. 'This is a cookie of multi-racial decent, not an oreo..."

(Once again stealing from my current page's quote.)

"That settles it! ____ make ____, but ____ make ____!"

That settles it! Short-cuts make delays, but Black-riders make longer ones!

Ride to good _____, and _____ back soon to our _____!

Ride to good _____, and _____ back soon to our _____!

Ride to good Cheese, and Challenge back soon to our Truck-Stop!


They ____ a cave ____

They ate a cave whole.

He has been doing ____ for many _____.

He has been doing pipe weed for many a year.


O woe-begotten _____, fall now into ___________ and forget for a while the ___________ life.

O woe-begotten Flower, fall now into eBay and forget for a while the Samurai life.



"He is a ____-gatherer, and I have been a _____ doomed to ______."

"He is an antique-gatherer, and I have been a antique doomed to be gathered."


"Go not to the elves for ____, for they will say ____ and ____."

Go not to the elves for car keys , for they will say 'When will you be home' , and 'Where are you going?'
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Hashish

Aren't you supposed to make up another one, Elu?

Oh dur! I was wondering why the thread was inactive. Just a little stressed latley.

One ____ deserves ____.
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Free Themes

One bagel deserves cream cheese

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But if you can only ______ those who ______ you _____ , keep _______ .

But if you can only eat those who ask you to dance , keep dancing by yourself.

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________ shall not _______ what is _________.

I shall not eat what is Gralin Musicteeth's bagel.

Not all those who _____ are _____

Not all those who eat my bagel are hungry

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The _________ again shall _______.

The horror again shall unveil itself in the shape of Gandalf, uncloaked!. :eek:

His name is _____, Lord of All, Giver of __________, and he shall make you _________ than _______."

His name is Frank, Lord of All, Giver of Bagels and Toast, and sometimes bagels on toast, and he shall make you fatter than a swine."


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Don't let your _____ get too ____ for your ______! But if you don't ____ growing ______ soon, you are going to _____ hats and ____ expensive."

Don't let your iguana get too smart for your level of intelligence! But if you don't continue growing sunflowers soon, you are going to have an iguana that wears hats and buys socks that are expensive."

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Then ____ would you ____ with? A fat ____ who only _____ his own _____ because ______ shout _____ at him all day?

Then what would you mend your shirt with? A fat cat who only mends his own shirts because you shout "sew!" at him all day?

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I'll _____ I could stand ____ on ______ head or lay _____ on your ______

(Hey Gralin, it looks like this is our thread now! :D )

I'll make a plate of jellied salad that I could stand in while Gimli breaks out the chocolate sauce and pours it on my head or lay raspberries on your nose.

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_____and ______! Cabbages ________ potatoes are _______ for _____."

aw i feel sorry for the poor little thread ;)
 

Burgers and French Fries! Cabbages boiled in a carrott broth and pickeled potatoes are more healthy for that delicate little bloodstream of yours, you eat better foods for your supper mister!"
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TOYOTA ZR ENGINE SPECIFICATIONS

you are suppose to post a new one Elu

Well here's a new one, because I like this thread and I don't want it to die!

"Did you then ______ a _____in the _____? Or _____ the _____ house ______ in their _____?"

"Did you then marry a walrus in the backyard? Or did the groom's house collapse in their cake?"

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_______ will _______ thee ______

I will take thee to Durthang for our Honeymoon.
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VAPORIZER AFFILIATE PROGRAM

I know that it is your game, but are you not suppose to make some blanks so that we can fill them?

I'll take it, this thread is fun

___ Sir? I don't follow you, begging your pardon. There ain't no ___ at ___, and that's a fact

If whoever answers may humor me, try to keep it as LoTR/Hobbit/Silmarillion related as possible

What, Sir? I don't follow you, begging your pardon. There ain't no lembas at brunch, and that's a fact

One day...___ will rule this land, the great land of _____, filled with ___ and ____.

(Meh, I tried.)

One day...boomerangs will rule this land, the great land of Australia, filled with Aborigines and operas.



_____ came yesterday that he is _______ hither with all that is left of the __________.

O MY GOSH!!!

This is like the billionth time ive forgotten to put another example.

++Elu Because hes always slowing down his own thread!!!

Rune, Neg rep me!!
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VAPORIZER REVIEWS

Cheese came yesterday that he is in love with hither with all that is left of the breadsticks.

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"And ____, what _____will ____ you back ____ so _____ a sea? It will _____ a grey ______, and full of _______."

"And how, what bree will be tasty enough so that you back up and walk the plank so you fall into a sea? It will be cheddar; a grey and moldy fungus , and full of grubs."

"____ vanished into ___, or _____ if you know __________."
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Suzuki gsx600f