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The Barrow-Downs Patriotic Stuff Thread!
TGEW and I noticed the appaling lack of one. Thus, here is our contribution:
We are Barrow wights We do what we please But only When The Barrow-Wight Himself says "apple". We're dead Already, so We fear Not a thing We're wights Of the Downs, And we can do anything. Calling all Tolkienites To come join our ranks Of wights All Night We haunt those living folk. Werewolves, Journalists, Meat makers And priests All live here On the Downs And we agree: Tolkien is great! And we should follow the lead Of Soap Pope Barrow-Wight There are no guarantees You won't be Stabbed in the back Or elected King So come! Have fun! And drink lots Of tea! And we'd love to see yours! We'd also like to see Pledges of Allegiance I pledge alligence to the Downs and to the Barrow Wight Himself and to all the Wights who live in the Downs undead, underground, utterly bribeable, with soap and meat products for all. and flags What? I didn't make one of those. And anything else you come up with! :p |
Don't you just love national anthems? :p
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Anthems? Did someone say national anthems?
Ahem! Hark all to the National Anthem of the Barrow-Downs! This is how I justify staying up till midnight for the past few days.:rolleyes: |
The Mordorion National Anthem (With apologies to Wm. Blake)
Did hobnail boots from Morgul Vale Walk up the crags to Orodruin; And was the home of Uruk-hai In Mordor's ill-fed wrack and ruin! And did the Dark Lord's dread design Spew forth upon the countless hordes? And was Barad-dur builded here Among the slag heaps of Mordor? Bring me my bow all ebon' stained; Bring me my chain mail rusted hard: Bring me my spear with poison tip! Bring me my crooked scimitar! I shall not sleep in Lugbúrz's shade Until a Tark dies by my sword! And we rebuild tall Barad-dur Among the slag heaps of Mordor! |
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