Happy birthday.....not
 

On my last birthday, one person in my class sang me this very "cute" version of the Birthday Song:


It made me laugh at that time - I didn't expect a 14-year-old to be that silly - but when I remembered this incident a few days ago, I thought that it would be fun to make up such songs for Tolkien characters. It starts like this, "Happy birthday to [character]", and then whatever craziness comes to mind. I've done some already:

Happy birthday, Galadriel!
Hey.....I know that smell....
Did you steal my perfume?!
*Knew that wouldn't end well.:rolleyes:

Happy birthday, Boromir!
Oh..,hang on...oh dear!
If I knew who I was talking to,
I wouldn't have come near!

Happy birthday, Aragorn!
On your head there's a horn!
How did you end up so?
"Like that I was born!"

Happy birthday, Saruman
You forgot to mow your lawn
You broke Orthank's windows,
And you messed up the yarn!

*Have to stop myself before we run out of characters*.
This thread is not to actually wish anyone happy b-day, but to make up cranky rhymes for the sake of fun. The weirder and crazier, the funnier!

I just realized that I forgot to put the one I made for Sam - two, actually :p:

Happy birthday, dear Sam!
You hate strawberry jam!
Last time I made you eat it,
You made the door slam!

Happy birthday, dear Sam!
You're as big as I am!
Last time you went skating,
On your face you fell - WHAM!!!