Rename the Hobbit movies!
 

The names of the three Hobbit movies have been announced. They are as follows:

"The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"
"The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug"
"The Hobbit: There and Back Again"

Yes, all well and good nods to The Professor. But I wonder--what could we come up with? Even before we see just the first movie, how might we conceive of these filmic fantasies?

For starters, I offer this (and I hasten to add it isn't of my own devising; having found it elsewhere, I simply had to bring it here.)

A prank by any other name. Lay on, MacDowners.

The Habit: An Unexpected Turn

The Moppet: The Explanation Prologue (Or the Epilogue maybe... :rolleyes:)

The Hard Up: The Dwarves With a Dragon Snafu

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Dwarves
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Wizards
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Hobbit

...not that I'm cynical about wanting to establish a money-making connection to the previous movies, mind.

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Video Game

The Hobbit: The FX Goes Ever On and On

"The Hobbit: An Expected Cash Cow"
"The Hobbit: The Desolation of Peter Jackson"
"The Hobbit: Time for More dvd $$$ Again "

I liked PJ's FotR, but after the many mistakes in the
latter two films I am rather skeptical of these (especially after
going from 2 to 3 films).

seen recently on FB, from an anonymous member of the international Tolkien conspiracy:

Rumours that Peter Jackson's remake of "The Dambusters" will be in three parts. Part I, "An Unexpected Journey". Part II, "The Desolation of the Ruhr". Part III, "There and Back Again"

TH: AUJ -or- The Hobbit: Azog's Unwarranted Juxtaposition

The Huge Budget: The Definition of Smug