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The Evenstar 04-13-2003 02:57 AM

Middle-earth Book of Records!
 
Hey, imagine there was a Middle-earth Book of Records! Well, in actual fact there isn't, so I've decided to start one here! Here are some records. Add some more in, please!

1) Fastest cross-country rider: The Witch King and his horse

2) Most cunning and treacherous: Saruman

3) The Biggest Fool: Hmmm, maybe Wormtongue for chucking down the Palantir. Or maybe Pippin, Fool of a Took!

4) The Eeriest Elf: Galadriel

5) The Farthest tossed rock: By Aragorn, 1 mile. It would have gone farther but it was stopped when it hit Gimli on the head.

Anymore?

Meela 04-13-2003 04:33 AM

Longest death: Boromir.

Ickiest death: Denethor.

Most insane: Denethor.

Slowest thing alive: Treebeard.

Most boring: Celeborn.

Straightest hair: Saruman.

Longest nails: Saruman.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire 04-13-2003 09:56 AM

Most Ignored by Parents: Faramir

Daddy's Boy: Boromir

Daddy's Girl: Arwen

Most Dramatic Death after Boromir's: Haldir

thats all for now!

Meela 04-13-2003 10:00 AM

Most depressed: Frodo.

Fattest: Sam, although Bill the Pony is a close second.

Best hair style: Elrond.

Best kept hair: Legolas.

nicolatillpot 04-13-2003 10:35 AM

Most loyal friend-Sam
*sniff sniff*
Though i think Merry and Pippin may knock him off the top spot.

Beruthiel 04-13-2003 11:00 AM

Person you can smell from furthest away - Aragorn, the orcs picked his scent up even though they were out of sight!

Flashiest armour - Haldir

Most overlooked death - Hama


Quote:

Straightest hair: Saruman.

ooh I don't know, Gandalf the White is close behind, Saruman's hair looked a little frizzy while the ents were storming Isengard. Honestly, what was he thinking standing out in public with his hair like that! As the wise Treebeard once said, "A wizard should know better" [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy 04-13-2003 05:21 PM

Graceful Under Pressure: Gimli (Hey, I'd like to see you remain as calm as he was while being squashed by a Warg!)

Most X-Treme: Legolas

Farthest Sight: Sauron.

Himaran 04-13-2003 07:00 PM

Most obsessed with a personal object: Gollum

Most evil: Sauron

BIGGEST EYE!!!: Sauron

Best toys: Gandalf (fireworks)

Himaran

Arwen_Evenstar 04-14-2003 12:31 AM

This ones true:
TALLEST HOBBITS: Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took.

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Tinuviel the Nightingale 04-14-2003 06:40 AM

Most use of the word Doom: Elrond
Most disgusting Orc: The one that slobbered after Merry and Pippin in the forest.
Most Innapropriate time for Dancing: Gollum on the edge of Mount Doom

Mornie Alantie 04-14-2003 07:08 AM

Person with the biggest split personality: Gollum.

The disco King: Boromir (don't ask if you don't know)

elven maiden Earwen 04-14-2003 10:55 AM

the disco queen:Eowyn

Quote:

BIGGEST EYE!!!: Sauron

frodo got pretty big ones too.

Airehiriel 04-14-2003 11:31 AM

And don't forget: Disco not sure which gender Royalty: Gollum!!

Slowest talker: Treebeard

Fellowship memeber with the most rabid fangirls: Legolas

Record for shooting most arrows in a row: Legolas

The Evenstar 04-14-2003 11:32 AM

Yea, Boromir's definetly the disco king!

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy 04-14-2003 02:15 PM

Biggest Honker: Faramir

*cackles and dashes off, ducking flying objects*

It had to be said!

Meela 04-14-2003 02:17 PM

That award actually goes to Haldir

*throws objects*

Arafangwen 04-14-2003 04:40 PM

Oh hey there! Let's not get into trouble here!

Best aim: Legolas

Most joyfull return: Gandalf

Most birds: Saurumon

Thats all I can think of now! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Tinuviel the Nightingale 04-15-2003 06:17 AM

Mama's Boy: Celeborn. Don't ask.

Slimiest: Grima Wormtongue, although he is fighting for it (consider orcs and gollum)

Quote:

Person with the biggest split personality: Gollum.
I don't know Mornie... Galadriel's got a few personalities up her sleeves and Frodo's developing a couple...

Arafangwen 04-15-2003 09:57 AM

Let's see here. This is funny!

Slowest runner: Gimli

Best at walking on snow: Legolas

Loudest complainer: Gimli

Wettest hair: Aragorn

Quote:

Daddy's Boy: Boromir
Best surfer: Legolas

Longest beard(I think): Gimli

The Evenstar 04-15-2003 11:29 AM

Hey,Arafangwen

Good ones, but as good as they are, I wouldn't agree on the beard. I'd say Gandalf's is longer! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

steve 04-19-2003 08:40 PM

Most money spent on weapons: Gimli (he musta had atleast 20 throwing axes and those are expensive)

worst fighter: frodo

Best Monk (hand ot hand fighter): Gollum

Cuttest Fellowship member: Sam <3

Pennthangeil 04-19-2003 10:32 PM

YEEHAWWWW Lets do this GB style/

Most accurate aim with a tranq gun- Elrond

Longest inseccant chattering-ME

Most over used quoter-Frodo

Biggest Crybaby- Boromir *arrow flys above Penns head* At least you won!

One on the most medication- Pennthangeil (Faramir at a close second)

the guy who be short 04-20-2003 09:19 AM

pennthangeil, are you ok? i mean, are you mentally stable?

The Evenstar 04-20-2003 10:35 PM

Yeah, Pennthangeil, whacky but imaginative!


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