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Middle-earth Book of Records!
Hey, imagine there was a Middle-earth Book of Records! Well, in actual fact there isn't, so I've decided to start one here! Here are some records. Add some more in, please!
1) Fastest cross-country rider: The Witch King and his horse 2) Most cunning and treacherous: Saruman 3) The Biggest Fool: Hmmm, maybe Wormtongue for chucking down the Palantir. Or maybe Pippin, Fool of a Took! 4) The Eeriest Elf: Galadriel 5) The Farthest tossed rock: By Aragorn, 1 mile. It would have gone farther but it was stopped when it hit Gimli on the head. Anymore? |
Longest death: Boromir.
Ickiest death: Denethor. Most insane: Denethor. Slowest thing alive: Treebeard. Most boring: Celeborn. Straightest hair: Saruman. Longest nails: Saruman. |
Most Ignored by Parents: Faramir
Daddy's Boy: Boromir Daddy's Girl: Arwen Most Dramatic Death after Boromir's: Haldir thats all for now! |
Most depressed: Frodo.
Fattest: Sam, although Bill the Pony is a close second. Best hair style: Elrond. Best kept hair: Legolas. |
Most loyal friend-Sam
*sniff sniff* Though i think Merry and Pippin may knock him off the top spot. |
Person you can smell from furthest away - Aragorn, the orcs picked his scent up even though they were out of sight!
Flashiest armour - Haldir Most overlooked death - Hama Quote:
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Graceful Under Pressure: Gimli (Hey, I'd like to see you remain as calm as he was while being squashed by a Warg!)
Most X-Treme: Legolas Farthest Sight: Sauron. |
Most obsessed with a personal object: Gollum
Most evil: Sauron BIGGEST EYE!!!: Sauron Best toys: Gandalf (fireworks) Himaran |
This ones true:
TALLEST HOBBITS: Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
Most use of the word Doom: Elrond
Most disgusting Orc: The one that slobbered after Merry and Pippin in the forest. Most Innapropriate time for Dancing: Gollum on the edge of Mount Doom |
Person with the biggest split personality: Gollum.
The disco King: Boromir (don't ask if you don't know) |
the disco queen:Eowyn
Quote:
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And don't forget: Disco not sure which gender Royalty: Gollum!!
Slowest talker: Treebeard Fellowship memeber with the most rabid fangirls: Legolas Record for shooting most arrows in a row: Legolas |
Yea, Boromir's definetly the disco king!
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Biggest Honker: Faramir
*cackles and dashes off, ducking flying objects* It had to be said! |
That award actually goes to Haldir
*throws objects* |
Oh hey there! Let's not get into trouble here!
Best aim: Legolas Most joyfull return: Gandalf Most birds: Saurumon Thats all I can think of now! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
Mama's Boy: Celeborn. Don't ask.
Slimiest: Grima Wormtongue, although he is fighting for it (consider orcs and gollum) Quote:
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Let's see here. This is funny!
Slowest runner: Gimli Best at walking on snow: Legolas Loudest complainer: Gimli Wettest hair: Aragorn Quote:
Longest beard(I think): Gimli |
Hey,Arafangwen
Good ones, but as good as they are, I wouldn't agree on the beard. I'd say Gandalf's is longer! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] |
Most money spent on weapons: Gimli (he musta had atleast 20 throwing axes and those are expensive)
worst fighter: frodo Best Monk (hand ot hand fighter): Gollum Cuttest Fellowship member: Sam <3 |
YEEHAWWWW Lets do this GB style/
Most accurate aim with a tranq gun- Elrond Longest inseccant chattering-ME Most over used quoter-Frodo Biggest Crybaby- Boromir *arrow flys above Penns head* At least you won! One on the most medication- Pennthangeil (Faramir at a close second) |
pennthangeil, are you ok? i mean, are you mentally stable?
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Yeah, Pennthangeil, whacky but imaginative!
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