Hmm...who loves who- *REALLY*!
 

Boromir LOVES Merry and Pippin
Elrond obviously LOVES Aragorn
Sauron LOVES Sauron
And
Saruman LOVES The all seeing eye...

um...does this have a point, beond twisted fantasies?

It's stupid, pointless and childish?

Anyway, to continue

the all seeing eye loves Eowyn
Eowyn loves Inderjit Sanghera

I trust this will be closed soon?

[ February 22, 2003: Message edited by: Inderjit Sanghera ]

and Inderjit Sanghera loves...

[ February 22, 2003: Message edited by: eleanor_niphredil ]

eowyn loves arwen and is using aragorn as a way to get close

grima SOOO loves eomer! and theoden. and saruman. and gandalf

gimli loves aragorn

aragorn loves gandalf

gandalf loves legolas

legolas is torn between loving gandalf and gimli

the balrog loves gandalf

boromir and aragorn had a meaningful relationship

I think Gandalf loves Aragorn's butt! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

There is definitely something going on between Frodo and Sam, too. hehe

Faramir has a teeny-weeny crush on Gollum . . . but Gollum just likes his fishies.

Frodo loves Arwen
Arwen loves Aragorn and Frodo
Aragorn loves Arwen (and Frodo)
Legolas loves Gimli and Frodo
Gimli loves Gandalf and frodo
Gandalf loves Frodo and Saruman
Boromir loves Merry and Frodo
Merry loves Sam, Pippin and Frodo
Sam loves Frodo and Frodo
And Pippin loves ME (NOT Frodo)

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No body- according to the people on this thread.

its enough to make you cry!

gandalf most definitely loves legolas.
have you noticed how he takes his arm in rohan? its not for show, to fool the guards thats for sure!

gimli loves aragorn.
too much manly hugging and stuff

saruman loves gandalf.
all the locking him up, supposed jealousy, persuasion to get him on your side- smacks of obsession.

sam loves merry.
everything with frodo is to throw us off the scent. unfortunately merry and pip only have eyes for each other. thus, sam hates pippin.

eowyn loves gimli. its obvious.

Grima Wormtongue? C'mon: he needs some love.

noooooo! he has my love!! he is miiiiine!!! and saruman loves him too... *pushes saruman off orthanc and hugs grima and never lets go*

I was going to let it pass, but I just can't: wouldn't it be "Who loves Whom"? I really was going to leave the grammar alone, I swear, but I saw it again, and it was just like a jackhammer pounding on my head: "Incorrect grammar! Incorrect grammar!"

And you want Grima? Okay...then...
Emeldir: Beren's mommy. Or would you prefer Glorfindel, the Usurped? His position of saving Frodo and company keeps getting taken out and Legolas or Arwen takes his position in every movie adaption I've seen! He's been usurped, I swear!

[ February 23, 2003: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]

Ugluk loves grishnakh
eomer loves theoden
hasufel loves arod
treebeard loves treeappendix...no wait thats in a story...never mind.
orthanc loves barad-dur
shelob loves.....herself
the ringwraiths love sauron
merry loves boromir and pippin
pippin loves merry and boromir
boromir loves the ring
denethor loves fire
frodo loves gollum
gollum loves fish
whee!

Sam loves Gollum, all the anger Sam has toward him is his self denial. He just doesn't want to admit it.
The Gaffer loves Taters
Sauron loves the Ring
the Ring loves itself
The Nazgul love the Hobbits

Hobbits love food
and food loves er.... damn.

And we all know that Eowyn only hung around Aragorn to get close to Arwen!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I know who Inderjit loves!
He loves Eowyn.
Don't tell him I told you, though. He may kill me! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Hmmm... maybe Sauron loves the Ringwraiths? Pimpin' Sauron and all his Wraiths.... you know what really going on here.

well, the order of the names is interchangeable. They love each other! Aww!!

where do your horibbly twisted minds come up with this? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Our minds are horrible and twisted. We don't need to get it from anywhere... we make these things up ourselves. Say n'more? *grins wildly*

Whoops! brain overload. I love Pippin and Grima. (prys Meela off of Grima and she falls into the water around orthanc) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! GRIMA IS MMMINE!
(then pippin, crazy pervy worm/hobbit fancier, and grima sit down and play monopoly!)


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*picks up Grima, puts him in her pocket, and walks off*

Rose Cotton was hitting on Gandalf at Bilbo's birthday party, i'm sure of it.