Strange Fellowship Day jobs
 

What would the fellowship do if they had to make some extra dough in today's time?
things like:

gimli- working at burger king

just go on and go wild!
just don't go TOO wild though, or we'll get shut down

Gandalf: roadsweeper.

Treebeard: demolition guy.

Legolas: hairdresser (what else? apart from beautician)

Saruman: manicurist.

Arwen: something to do with fashion.

Boromir: one of those guys who dresses in a chicken suit or whatever to advertise a business.

Gollum: church organist (????)

Aragorn: stunt man.

Denethor: work in a crematorium.

Faramir: park ranger.

Boromir: Arrow salesman

Faramir: This is your life host

Arwen: Revlon girl..

Eowyn - A mechanic, or an operator of heavy machinery. Just to be one of the boys.

Galdriel - Cloak designer, and one of those fortune tellers at carnivals.

Haldir - Las Vegas entertainer, who perfoms under the stage name, Glowy the Elven Princess. Sometimes Celeborn and him do a double act.

See the Strange Hobbies thread, but.....

Elrond: Working in a posh underwear store [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Boromir: Full time Disco King!

Eowyn: Full time Disco Queen!

Gollum: Full timje Disco Thing, or insurance salesman. (Come on Precioussssss, it's got a 3 year garuntee *gollum*)


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Hold that thought....

Denethor: Selling propane.

Boromir: Professional jewel theif.

Legolas: McDonalds burger flipper...(I just feel kind of mean toward him today!) Or the guy at the counter, "Would you like fries with that?"

hehehehehe. this stuff is good

frodo: running around a hill with a lightning rod strappped to his back during stormy weather for a clinical research on what being struck by lightning does to hobbits

Sam: running after frodo yelling "Mister frodo, Mister frodo, don't leave me!"

Gandalf: Pest control, or birthday parties for kids

Galadriel: working at antiques roadshow, mirror department

elrond: running a ferry to a theme park called "the undying lands"

Gimli: working at a theme park as a mechanic

I can just see it now.

*Aragorn passes a chicken-suited guy on the corner of the street.*

CSG: "Hey, free chicken samples."

*Aragorn is about to wave him off, but he suddenly stops. A faint glimpse of recognition passes over his face and he gazes up into the chicken mask.*

Aragorn: (surprised beyond words) "B-Boromir?!"

Boromir: "Don't you say a word or I'll make sure the bloodline of Isildur fades out real quick...."

How 'bout:

Éomer: Tour guide.

Good one Rynoah!

Or how about Eomer as a mechanic along side Gimli?

I like these kind of threads.

Frodo-Brain Surgeon
Sam-Coca Cola Owner
Pippin-Door to Door Knife salesmen
Merry-TV Weather guy.
Legolas-Pro dog walker or male stripper(Maybe)
Boromir-Works at daddy's computer store.
Aragorn-Ruler of the free world or street vender.
Gandalf-Shakespearian actor.
Gimli-International spy.

Legolas- tv host on E!...just picture it, "Hi everyone! now today we'll be dicussing just the right way to get rid of those nasty split ends and don't use too much pomade now!" With gollum as cohost..."Doesn't want to give usss a raise precious...we wantss to be the hossstttt...we knows about pomade!"
And Aragorn as the guest for an example of what NOT to do...

Merry and Pippin - Bartenders! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]