LOTR signs
 

i was at the airport umm yesterday! and let me say i'm glad to be back online i missed you lot! anyway we were going through to check in and there was a hige sign listing all the things you couldn't bring on the plane...
No knifes etc and i was very tempted to add.. No rings of power
.....No swords (reforged or other)
.....No staffs
.....No bows and arrows
on the bottom but my mum was there! there were others but i can't remember them!(all to do with the golden halls chapter thats were i was)
so when i got back i thought it might be nice to hear from you lot on other ways we could change signs
Road signs etc.
i did actually see a road sign put up by someone saying "There and back again" which made me LOL til by parents thought i was mad!
Anyway lets hear from you cause your always better than me!

~Beware of the Wargs~
~Do Not Disturb Balrog~
~Do Not Feed the Spiders~
In the Dead Marshes~Warning: Hobbit crossing~

~ No shoplifting. The Great Eye of Sauron is watching. ~

"Warning... road may be slippery if the Ents are hasty" (OK, kinda dumb).

"Free Palantir Reading, 2nd Floor"

"Wraith Crossing"

"Stop....you fool of a Took!'

"Speed Limit 20 mph when Council is in session"

Well, those are kinda dumb, but my brain is fried!

B.B. Agency warns- "stepping out your door can be a dangerous buisness".

These are all better than mine!
I'm sure i can think of more after all it is my topic!
hmmm....
a)mined the gap (as in mines of moria)
b)how about one way systems for the Nazgul.
c)Sign on the balrog: Warning Fire hazard
d)petrol stations for ringwraith, instead of a little pump on the roadsign you could have a little black horse!
e) no frolicing on the grass
f) on the gates of lothlorien:
No sales persons
No balrog
And NO Fellowship (caused to much trouble last time)
okay thats enough your turn!!

Beware of the Balrog...........HAHAHAHAHA!

No Littering, Loitering or Trouble-Making:

OR THE SHIRRIFFS GONNA GET YOOOOOOOU!!!!!


I have no idea why I laughed at that but there you go! I'm a bit discombobulated today. You can probably tell. Cool thread.

Sign by the pool outside Moria:

No Swimming
No Diving
No Rock Throwing

Sorry, thats the best I can do right now!
`:-)

Also outside Moria (following the signs on above post):
And absolutely NO being eaten by the Watcher!

Ah i've got another one:
On a battle field: Warning arrows crossing
Okay that's sooo bad!!
Nai Vardo eleni ilye inna re siluvar!

Ladies and Gentleman Welcome To Moria. Please wipe your feet and please do not feed the Balrog.

on a tree near rauros: *FOTR campsite, please no marruading orcs after 10*written in red ink that looks like pippens hand writing at bottom *and no nancy elves.... that means you legolas*

And underneath the sign from bragolheledion's above post, there is another sign saying, "No lifeguard on duty. Swim at your own risk."
I can just imagine it. . .

"Stop....you fool of a Took!'
LOL! I swear, they should put this where I live. Lots of vehicle owning Fools of Tooks here that don't stop for 'hobbit crossings'.
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Watch for falling Balrogs...winged or otherwise.

LOST
Ring
color: gold
size: changes
answers to the name of Sauron (alone)
if found DO NOT put on
If you do, and others can't see you,
it's just your imagination.
Please put in river
will find its way back

This is true:

You know how everybody in County elections put signs " Vote for me " anyways...I was in my car when passing by a field of signs I see [ Vote for Bill Boe for School Board ]

If I get a picture I'll post it.

I thought it was kinda funny.

Sign on the Balrog's dressing room:

NO WATER ALLOWED!

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Aye, I hear ya. That was pathetic. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] If it was, don't tell me.

The fact that you dreamed up a dressing room for The Balrog made it great!

"Welcome to Isengard. Closed for repair."

or at The Grey Havens. "Have a nice day y'all!"

"Tonight on Pay-per-view only! It's the Battle of the Elves! Rivendell take on Lothlorien! $19.95 or contact your local operator!"

Well of course the Balrog had a dressing room! My goodness! *walks off muttering random babble to self*
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Another one on the outside of Moria:
Do NOT disturb skeletons on wells

Or b4 you get to Khazad-Dum, one of those signs that shows the road narrowing

I'm sure I can think of more later..better ones that is [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

You know those signs which warn visitors about guard dogs? Eg "Beware of the Dog." or "We have a Guard Dog."

I -have- to get one made which says something like "Beware of the Cave-Troll." or "Warning: Balrog." Heehee I think my favourite would be, simply, "We have a Cave-Troll."

You'll certainly know when you get to my house. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Some Fellowship signs:

Beware of Dwarf stench

Beware of pretty Elf (for he will make you jealous)

Beware of Halfling's fryin pan

Beware of oderly men

Beware of a Took-Fool

Beware of Wizard's 'Pointy hat trick'

Beware of Halfling with sharp objects

Beware of vanishing Halfling


That's all for now, I can't think of one for Merry...

In Mordor:
No changerooms. The eye is watching.

Do not pet giant spider.

Beware of Gollum: Attracted to fingers.(he bit off Frodo's finger right? i dunno)

In Rivendell:
Beware of beautiful Elves: May cause low self-esteem.(sorry for whoever had that idea, i just tweaked it a bit)

thats all!

In Mordor:
No changerooms. The eye is watching.

Do not pet giant spider.

Beware of Gollum: Attracted to fingers.(he bit off Frodo's finger right? i dunno)

In Rivendell:
Beware of beautiful Elves: May cause low self-esteem.(sorry for whoever had that idea, i just tweaked it a bit)

thats all!
Good night, im going to bed. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]


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In Moria:

One Way
No exit for Wizards
Beware, cliffs crumbling

In Lothlorien:

(on mirror) look at your own risk

In Rohan:

Beware, betrayal iminant (is that a word?)

I'll put some more on latter!

In Moria (Keep our caves clean-Recycle)

*Hobbit Crossing*

Kahza Dum "Please Stow your Wizards in their full upright position)

I got nothin

on the back of Gandalf: "KICK ME"

on the back of Aragorn: "KICK ME"

on the back of Legolas : "KICK ME"

on the back of Boromir :"KICK ME"

on the back of Sam: "KICK FRODO"

on the back of Gimli: "KICK ME"

on the back of Frodo: "KICK ME (if you can see me)"

on the back of Merry: "KICK ME (Ha! And this was HIS idea!)"

notice the one member who does not have sign [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

[ January 31, 2003: Message edited by: Shy Hobbit ]

HAHA!! and BTW, no idea why my post went up twice....Most unusual...

No, on Pippins back: FEED ME

HAHAHHA

Galadriel's Mirror:
25 cents, one fortune

For Gollum and Sam when they are catching Rabbits...
Beware Killer Rabbits. Arm yourself. Buy the Holy Hand grenade.
(I have to stop watching that movie!!)

Mt. Doom Ahead. Please keep all fingers and Rings inside of the car.

Those weren't at all funny, but I tried...

Area patrolled by Nazgul

The big eye is watching

Welcome to Mordor: This area is patrolled by a neighborhood watch group, a giant flaming eye.

A balrogs bumper sticker: Have a hot time

its not very good is it... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]

I got this idea before I read a similar one, so I'm not copying anybody...

Next to the entrance to Moria: Do not feed the animals. They have been provided for and you may upset their stomachs.

~Menelien

Paths Of The Dead:

"Please remain silent during siesta."

Or:

"Please keep to the designated path."

(That could also be posted at the Dead Marshes)

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hehe! i love this!

*dies of laughter*

We have a whole page of SIGNS on the site.

These are very funny !!!!!!!!! *hehe*
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