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Bill Ferny

11-02-2002 11:32 PM

Are you a Redneck Hobbit?

Stumbled across this one:

Redneck Hobbit

Tigerlily Gamgee

11-03-2002 12:57 AM

I like "My Wizard can beat up your Wizard"!

Kalimac

11-03-2002 01:28 AM

Hmmm...Cool list [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]. I think they forgot one, though.

When someone asks how to get to Bree, you say "I'm not sure about mixing with all those foreigners, but if you have to, just take the paved road east and you can't miss it."

Morai

11-03-2002 08:27 PM

You don't trust hifalutin' types like Ghân-buri-ghân with all their fancy airs.
You distrust Bill Ferny because of his "fancy accent".
You dig Shelob because you are a legs man. You get tears in your eyes when you hear a Nazgûl scream because its voice reminds you of Mom.

Those were great, here's another:

You have gollum's and Bill Ferny's Pony's head hanging on you wall.

[ November 03, 2002: Message edited by: Morai ]

Arwen Imladris

11-03-2002 09:17 PM

hehehe, that was good. Yup, me a redneck!

· After being rescued from Mount Doom, you pulled a few of Gwaihir's tail feathers as souvenirs for your family.

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gollum*elf*pup

11-04-2002 03:55 PM

Lol, those are great!!!
~You don't understand why everyone dislikes Gollum so. (But I dont'!)

Quote:

You have gollum's and Bill Ferny's Pony's head hanging on you wall.

Excuse me!?!?!? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Elenna

11-04-2002 05:10 PM

I fell off my stool laughing. Got some weird looks.

Ktflwrs

11-06-2002 07:05 AM

I suspect if one were a redneck, then they might not wish to reveal that fact, so if I were a redneck, I would be understandably embarrassed.................but I ain't. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Nevfeniel

11-07-2002 06:57 PM

Redneck? 'Choo talkin' 'bout? Just cuz muh maw sounds like them screamin' wraiths, and jus cuz this is mah schoo' pitur don't mean nutin'. What is a redneck, anyhow?

TealDude3

11-07-2002 07:14 PM

Cool list [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Here's one.

You are married to you're 'Second Cousin Once Removed From Her Mother's Side'.

Bill Ferny

11-08-2002 07:07 PM

Teal,

Pretty darn funny!... once I took a minute to figure it out. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

hobbitlass

11-09-2002 07:31 AM

You might be a redneck Hobbit when....

the Mirror of Galadriel is used for target practise rather than a yard decoration.

Sapphire_Flame

11-20-2002 11:24 AM

Quote:

"Warning: waggon protected by pit bull with Black Breath."
You get tears in your eyes when you hear a Nazgûl scream because its voice reminds you of Mom.
There's a wain up on cinder blocks in front of your family smial.

HA!!!! That is *way* too funny!!

LOTR 4EVER

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