How many...
 

Balrogs does it take to change a light bulb?

none, they don't need lightbulbs, they make their own light.

One, it just breathes on it and it melts...
And you have one changed lightbulb! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Word to the wise - don't EVER pass gas in the general direction of a Balrog! Both of you will go DOWN!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

...Hobbits does it take to eat a kilometre-long piece of Lembas? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

how long has it been since they last ate?

Only one, but 500 pints- if the hobbit is Pippin, that is.

What's a light bulb?

Barrow-Downers does it take to answer one question?

It takes several. We Barrowdowners have huge-overbearing imaginations to keep our own opinions seceret.

well, it all depends on the question, if it's a simple strait forward one it may take as few as 50 to answer it, a more complicated question may take as many as ten times that amount.

...Days is it until Mr. Barrow-Wight notices this thread and comments on it? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] (Not that commenting on threads is bad-thats why we're all here, right? Right? [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

topics does it take for us to settle on one?

... woman need to worship Orlando Bloom before he starts to consider himself and God?

Just curious, How big does your head need to be before it explodes?

Skippy

... rings does it take to rule them all?

In answer to your points, Skippy,

1. 79,064,638
2. 50cm in diameter.

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....Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom fans does it take for them to finally get body guard?

....Hobbits to eat a full course meal? (I'm guessing not many)

... fish till gollum says "no more fissshhhh we don't wants fffiiiisssshh ppprrreeecciiioooouuusss"

...months will it take before the cast of Lord of the Rings get restraining orders against Rachel (me) and her friends?

My friends are taking bets...many think that Orlando Bloom will let 6 months go by before he takes out one on me. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

And maybe a year for my friend Laura and Viggo...she's a little calmer. Or she'll kidnap his son, as he's almost our age...

Probably 3 months for my friend Moira and Elijah. She's a bit scary when she wants to be...

The others are *ptooie!* fairly normal...

I'm one of those weird people that like the character and actor separately, so I am weird over both of them...

im thinking of getting a life size Pippin cutout...they sell them at a store in a town near here...

How many times do you think Galadriel's said a dirty word?

Galadriel has never said a dirty word.

How many times has a Baggins cheated at cards? Hmmmm, sneaky Hobbitses, yessss, Bagginssss........

How many times after battle has Legolas come out looking just as beautiful as when he went in while everyone else looks like hell?

Lots of times! thank goodness for that! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]