What if you walked in a tavern and saw . . . . .
 

Frodo and Pippin up on stage, arms over eachothers shoulders, kicking thier legs up in the air, singing;
" Hello My baby,
Hello My huney,
Hello My rag time gal.
Send Me a kiss by wire,
Baby My hearts on fire!
If you refuse Me,
Huney yo loose Me
Then you'll be left alone..."
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Personally, I'd get up on stage and join them ^_^ Or throw up a red rose.

[ September 18, 2002: Message edited by: Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas ]

Keep my eyes safely planted on the pair and ... slowly... back... out.. the... door.....

I'd edge away too... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

I'd probably go up and wrap my arm around Pippin and start dancing with him!

Or I'd just take a table and keep my eyes glued to the two of them, laughing uncontrolably (sp?) while sipping my pint.

Is there a frog with them?

I'd probably throw something at them. Something that's heavier than a rose. Probably something like a chair or a table or Merry. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

I'd go backstage, kidnap them both and take them far far away to my hobbit hole and live happily ever after [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I'd probably gawk for a moment and then collapse into a giggling, snorting fit in the corner, the Dr. Pepper I had been sipping shooting through my nose.

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Laugh histerically for a few minutes then throw rotten tomatoes at them.

First, I'd pinch myself on the arm for ambling into a tavern, seeing as how I'm only 15 yrs. old. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Then, I'd see the hobbits dancing and singing, and whip out my trusty Polaroid camera and snap pictures galore.

I would sell them and become rich, and keep one picture under my pillow to cheer me up on somber days. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Ok, how about this:

Wile the two are singing, Legolas and Aragorn get up with them and start playing banjos and doing the Funky Chicken wile playing??

Yes, there is a frog..A gaint toad playing the piano!

Also, is My picture showing up beside My name? All I'm getting is an X

And why would you pinch yourself on the arm? I'm only 14!

I would go up there, bring my electric guitar and start playing. Later I would go on a date with Frodo, set Pippin up with one of my friends and live happily ever after.

Hey...I'm your friend, right???

I like that idea about takin pics! Lol...i'd do the same if i didn't join them!!!!

Camras will be handed out at the door.

Heres sopme food for thought:
Dureing break, Frodo acidently gets drunk and has to go back up on stage. What do you htink he'd do?
Keep it clean!

I would completely close into myself and begin a endless monologuous rant: "I know I have taste for likker... meaning... no mans purfec -hic-... seeing hobbits just... A kinda strong hint bout not to... I mean theres nothing... suppose thats the final signal to get of the booze... hobbits dancing on the... and it... thats when a man needs to wisen..."

about at this point I'd reach the door and charge out.

JH

I'd imagine he'd stand on a table and start dancing while singing...

There is an inn, a merry old inn
beneath an old grey hill,
And there they brew a beer so brown
That the Man in the Moon himself came down
one night to drink his fill...

LMAO!

And then pippin gets up with him, wraps his around his shoulder and they start singing


Theres a story,
Of a hobbit,
Who was haveing a nasty time with a ring.
There was 4hobbits, a ranger and an El-elf (Along with a dwarf and wizard),
And thats how they became Fhe Fellowship.
The Fellowship.
The Fellowship.
And thats how they became The Fellowship!

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Sorry, theres re-runs of The Brady Bunch playing nonstop on the TV in the corner *Looks for a Sam Gamegee to go hit the TV over the head with*

Also, I might add that the camras are free of charge [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I'm sooo sweet [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

First, I would laugh hysterically for about 5 minutes.

Then, I'd run up on stage, push Frodo and the others aside to give myself room, and start singing "Lady Marmalade" or something, dancing all the while.

Then, even though I'm 15, I'd find myself a drink, get quite drunk, and continue to join in the merriment, flirting shamelessly with all of the unmarried ones all the while (even Gimli).

Elven Mistress:Sure you can be my friend, just this once.

Anyway, if he got drunk, I would chew him out:
"You can't drive a wagon and be drunk at the same time!" Then go fumming out the door. And yes later I will soften up and apoligise...

My reactions:

I'd walk in and see them on stage:
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I'd jump up with them:
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and have a great time
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Hmmmm. I'd start laughing hysterically, then see what crazy thing I could get Frodo to do to embarass himself while he's still concious. Any suggestions?

I have a suggustion!
Its a trick I know with the persons belt and a pair of sizzors...Get Me drift?

Is it the Moulin Rouge Version of "Lady Marmalade" ???

Ah, yes, I get the drift. Or, we could shave all the hair off his feet: A sideshow attraction - The Hobbit with no hair on his feet. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

i'd stab 'em and start up the kareoke(sp?) machine. (if they don't die from my knife, my voice will certainitly finnish them off)

I'd check my map - how did I get into a tavern like this? Isn't there a warning label?

If it turned out that yes, I was supposed to be there, I'd pull the plug on the karaoke machine or ko the piano player (depends on who's accompanying them). Then I would pick both hobbits up, chuck them in the piano or bind and gag them with the karaoke machine cord, and then go and quietly have a pint.

The piano players a gaint toad.

What if Aragorna nd Legolas got up onstage and started sining "Bloom Moon On Kentucky" ???

I would promptly get kicked out of the tavern for being under-age. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Good point, but if ya look like a hobbit, ya might as well try and get away with it!!

Well, as an Aragorn fan, I'd probably sing with him and dance with him after he stopped singing.

After I KO'd Arwen, of course.

OK, I GOT AN IDEA!

What if Boromir got up on stage and started singing
"I WIll Allways Love You" By Whitney Huston Or "Come Undone" by Duran Duran...Personally, I love Come Undone so Much, I'd proubably get up on stage wrap My arm around his shoulders and sing along with him!

Who do you need,
Who do you love,
When You Come Undone...

Oh, and considerng I'm the owner of th Tavern, its a rule not to kick any1 under age out [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]...Considering..I'm under gae [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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I thank you all for putting up with My insanity [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ September 25, 2002: Message edited by: Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas ]

Boromir, eh? I'd probably sing too! I love Boromir. But isn't he, I don't know, dead?

And "I Will Always Love You" seems to be more of a Sam song.

*Starts crying histaricly* WAAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME!??!?! *Tears start comeing out of her eyes like water from a faucet* ITS UNFARE!!! POOR BORI!!! *Wales again and blows her nose on a table cloth*
Sorry...I allways choke up when I remember he's...*Wimper* Dead....*Blows nose on table cloth again*

I think I'd probably attack Pippin. I'd start hugging him, and laughing hysterically. Yeah...I love Pippin. That would be the coolest thing ever [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Get the Fellowship together and start a congo or can-can line

If I saw Boromir on stage, I would attempt to call the Ghostbusters. Then I'd realise that there's no phone and run out. (Did I forget to mention that Frodo riding with me and Sam close behind?)

Ms. Took! How dare you steal my Pippin! Lol... i'd go up there and start singin crazily....i know i already answered this but i'm sure now...lol...don't know why - i've just been in a really energetic mood for the last few days. So i'd go up there and start singing, "There ain't no mountain high enough! There ain't no..." and so on!

OK, its early and I havent had My morning cup of tea, so forgive Me if this seems wacky.

You walk into a bar, look at the stage and see....
Legolas on stage swinging his shirt over his head with the song from Right Said Fred "I'm To Sexy" Playing.

Personally...I'd either run for the hills or take a seat in front of the stage (Proubably run for the hills, cme back THEN take the seat)

I LOVE that song!! I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...

If I saw Legolas singing that song or even just dancing to it I'd probably be sick.

See'ing Legolas danceing and singing to it wouldent make Me sick...Now if Elrond was the one singing it...I'D RUN FOR THE HILLS CRYING FOR MA MA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dont get Me wrong, I like the Elf...But some things are better left undonde for Mr. Elrond...