WANTED/Lost and found
 

This is a Spaghetti-Western kind of Wanted, for a criminal/a "lost cat" kind of notice thread.
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WANTED ~ Dead or alive
Numenorean descendant for being alive.
A reward of
£60,000 is being offered for this DANGEROUS criminal.
Please bring to Sauron, Barad-Dûr, Mordor.
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OK, that was rubbish, but I'm sure you can do better.
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Wanted: a mithril coat valued at $$$$$$$$
with reward of $ this can be a reward of $$$ if you bring a small golden ring too.

WANTED: Gollum. Why? Cause' he's saying "my precioussss" way too much to be safe around these parts.

REWARD: 70$ Dead or alive. 80$ if he's dead.

WANTED: Legolas
Crime: Being so HOTTT!

Please Return To:
Alive: Rabid Fans (mostly girls)
Dead: People who are sick of Rabid Fans.

wannted
deadses or alives
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for: nassty thievsin hobbitses
eyes: blue and browns
hair: browns and blonses
height: shhort hobbitses
other : ones has big blue eyeses and a ssad looks,his friends is a mean,fat hobbit
bring to: Gollum's cave

[ December 28, 2002: Message edited by: cheeto ]

Found: One gold ring, solid band. No specific markings.
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Lost: One shard from Narsil. We cannot reforge the sword of kings without it. Please contact Elrond of Rivendell if found.
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Will trade 2 month's supply of Lembas for Isildur. Bad temper and gas. Please contact Elendil of Gondor.

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Lost: Heir of Gonor. Please return to Minas Tirith immediately. Alive only please.

LOST: Two hobbits.
Answer to the names of Merry and Pippin.
Wearing green jackets and yellow waistcoats.
May be seen with army of Uruk-hai.
Return to Helm's Deep or Edoras.
Please keep them alive as long as possible.

Aragorn son of Arathorn
Legolas son of Thruandil (sp?)
Gimli son of Gloin