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Spin-off "Things we wish they had said to eachother"
After a *ahem* long "absence" from the forums, I have decieded to do a spin-off of one of my favourite threads, "What the Fellowship would never have said."
So what you do is send what you wish the Fellowship (or any other of Tolkien's cahracters [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ) and what you wished they had said in the movies, or in the books, or what they could have said in a certain situation. Guess I'll start...I'm not very good but...meh.. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Frodo: Oh Sam! The Ring, it's getting so heavy! Sam: Well, Mr. Frodo, maybe you should put it in a wheel-barrow and cart it through Mordor? * Elrond: [must be sent back into the..blah] One of you...must do this. Gimli: Well, I vote for Elrond. He seems suspiciously eager to send anyone else but himself out to doom and death. Merry: I agree. Gandalf: Elrond it is! Elrond: But...but..! * Ok, not great, but it's a start, right? [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] |
Frodo: Sam, call me Frodo. Just Frodo. No Mister. Not Master. Just FRODO.
Sam: Alright Mr. Frodo. -------------- This is somthing I wish Tolkien had put in the narritive at the end of RotK: And he lived happily ever after to the end of his days. -------------------- Bill the Pony: Hey! Don't leave me out here with the squid! ------------- Feanor: I admit it! I'm a jerk! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ January 23, 2003: Message edited by: Rose Cotton ] |
Aragorn giving back Arwens pendant..
Aragorn: I can not take this Arwen: It was a gift... Aragorn: NO... I.. Cant...take ..it... all the guys will laugh at me if I wear a chicks necklace. hehe |
In that one part of the film when Faramir takes Frodo and Sam to Osgiliath. And Sam says that they should not be there. I wish this is how it would have gone...
Sam: I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here, really we shouldn't (Sam pulls out a copy of TTT) Look, it's all here, Faramir should have never taken us to this place, you should have had a discussion with him, he should have fed us and, given us food for the rest of the journey and sent us on our merry way. (Sam calls Faramir) Sam: Faramir have you even read the book?... |
Aragorn to group: Anyone for a game of dwarf tossing??
Sam after Frodo volunteers to take the ring while at Rivendell: "Oh bloody Hell...not again?!?" |
Grima- Oh, stuff you all! You are SO Lord of the Rings and I am SO Harry Potter! (trips over his cloak and falls down the stairs)
Legolas- You know, aragorn, you could really do with a manicure. I know this great place in Rohan... Sam- Its me, its your Sam. dont you know your sam? Frodo- Yes Sam- Ah. I'll be going now [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
Here's my two cents:
Gandalf: "Fools, save me! I'll never forgive you if you let me fall!" (In the mines in FotR.) Aragorn: "You know Gandalf, you're a wizard. Save your own hide," Frodo: "Farewell you old gezer." |
*In Lorien*
Legolas: Where's my Lembas? Gimli: I ate it Legolas: *sigh* Gimli: And...I ate Frodo *cue dramatic music* All: GASP! Save the Lembas! Ok...that was interesting... |
Aragorn to Eomer: dude, you look like a monkey!
(my friend says he does. i dont know about the rest of you [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]) Shadowfax gallops towards the group Aragorn (rolling eyes): you always have the best. You just have to be best at everythign, don't you!!!! *fumes* Gandalf: well, what about you, Mr. Ive-Got-It-All? the hot elf chick, the throne, the best sword!!! *fumes* Aragorn: well... *fumes* argument continues in the background, while Leg and Gimli roll their eyes and look pointedly at their watches |
Frodo: Oh, Gollum, don't bother us. We don't want any sad Yoda/Gollums following us. I still think Blue_Elf should have played Gollum.
Blue_Elf: Yeah, I think so too. **kills Andy Serkis** Yay!! Legolas: Shall I describe it to you, or do you want me to get you a box? Random Elf: About time he showed a sense of humor!! (Saruman and Grima are looking at the army of Uruk Hai) Saruman: Where's the music? (Star Wars music starts playing) (sorry, but I think that scene was so Star Wars-sie. Did anyone noticed Grima was crying?) Aragorn: (listening to the ground) Legolas [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]muttering) No wonder his hair is always so dirty... or Legolas: I think he fell asleep... |
lol at the last two!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
yeh, i noticed grima cried, the wuss... i didnt understand why though |
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*collapses to the floor screaming* |
I don't think Grima is a wuss though!! I think it was because Saruman was going to estroy Rohan, and though Grima is evil as he is, Rohan is still his home.
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Frodo: You take the Ring!
Gandalf: Ok. Frodo: No, I want it. Gandalf: Darn, it would have looked so pretty. Aragorn: Open war is upon you, whether you would risk it or not. Bombadil: YOU BET IT IS! CUTTING ME OUT OF THE MOVIE! RAH! Ok, stupid yes, but I tried. |
AHAHAHA, I liked the one with Frodo and Gandalf in particular. And, Bombadil, I'm with you all the way!!
(Haldir dying) Aragorn: What the heck do you think you're doing???? You're not even supposed to be here!! Gollum: Stupid, fat, hobbitsess!! Sam: (bursting into tears) Waaaa!!!! (runs away) Frodo: (whispering to Gollum) He's a little touchy about that...he's trying to diet... In FotR: (Gandalf is talking to the moth...translation. It looks like something very poetic, and all) Gandalf: So, do you think it will rain? |
Don't get mad, im an Eowyn fan.
Aragorn: Eowyn, before I leave, I must tell you something... Eowyn: What is it, my lord? Aragorn: I love you, lady of Rohan. *kiss* *Arwen screams in anguish as Faramir comes in and punches Aragorn* Faramir: That creep! Come with me Eowyn! Eowyn: Okie dokie! OK, i don't really with that that happened, but it would be sorta cool. |
No!!!!!! Funny, but evil!!
(on Mt. Doom) Sam: Well, Mr.Frodo, toss it in!! Frodo: I fear I cannot. Sam: But, why not? Frodo: I uh, seemed to have dropped it... P.S. I'm writing a short comic strip on that... |
Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?
Sam: (clearly the only correct answer, 2-minute speech or no 2-minute speech) Each other. |
Galadriel, upon hearing of Boromir's death:
hmmmm.... wonder if i can get my hand-woven, magic elven cloak back? |
And, also Galadriel, on hearing of Boromir's death
Thank goodness I didn't give him the belt too! |
Celeborn, just after the Fellowship have left Lothlorien
"Oh, Galadriel, you forgot to ask Sam to take the cat litter tray." |
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Sam: Each other. Gollum: Ewww! You sick hobbitsis! We knew there was somthing wrong with you! Faramir: Um Frodo. I'm very sorry but I'm going to have to let you go since my father hates gay hobbits. *PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR THE GAY PART!* |
Don´t mind me, ok. And I addore Eowyn....
Rohan. Enter Eowyn, wearing hot, HOT red corsage dress a la Moulin Rouge. Eowyn: (in sexy, smokey, low voice/ to Aragorn) Why hello.... Aragorn: Hello.. Eowyn: Do you have plans for tonight? Aragorn: Noooooooooooo........ |
Aragorn (to Legolas): "Goblins!" "Orcs!" "Crebain from Dunland!" For ONCE can you tell us something we DON'T already know?!
Legolas (to Aragorn): This is an Elvish invention. It's called "soap." Gimli (during the Orc hunt): Umm ... can we stop a moment? Aragorn: Didn't I tell you to go before we left?! Gimli (riding behind Legolas to Helm's Deep): Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Legolas: Don't *make* me stop this horse, young man! Aragorn (to Eowyn): Sorry. I've got a thing for older women. Faramir (coming to his senses): What the heck am I doing?! Of *course* I don't want the stupid Ring! Nazgul #1: Do these robes make me look fat? No, really. Nazgul #2: ... And then I showed up at the party at Weathertop and that dratted King of Angmar was wearing the *exact same outfit*! I just about died! -Lily |
lol! a homicidal Tom Bombadil?
Gandalf: you cannot pass! Balrog: But my evil master has ordered me to destroy all friends of PJ. Gandalf: Who is this evil one of whom you speak? Tom Bombadil: Mwahahahahahaha! sad, i know, but i loved the idea of an evil bombadil, angry at not being in the movie. |
At the mirror.
Galadriel: I know what it is you saw... Frodo (quite exasperated): Well GEEEZ! If you knew, then why didn't you just tell me instead of making me look at all that awful stuff?! |
in the barrow downs:
Pippin"O were is Tom?" Tom"GET ME A PART OR YOU CAN FIND YOUR OWN DAMM WAY!" i know it was pretty weak... |
*Gandalf after he dropped a skelton in the well*
Pippin:Fool of a Wizard! Next time throw yourself in and rid us of your stupidity!! *Gandalf winces* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
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Anyhow. This isn't so much saying as doing. Faramir's sword inches closer to Frodo and the Ring, Frodo is frozen... Faramir suddenly lifts the sword and cuts Frodo's hair off. Faramir: That look is sooo Second Age! |
*cackles insanely*
Amon Hen Boromir: "You FOOL! It isn't yours save by unhappy chance. It could have been mine! It should have been mine! Give it to me!" Frodo: "Alright, alright! Geeze, if you want it THAT badly!" (Yes, I'm rather demented....) Mines of Moria Boromir: "Aragorn? For England." Aragorn: "For England, Boromir." Rohan Éomer: "I would cut off your head if it were but a little higher off the ground." (something like that) Legolas: "Would you like me to fetch you a box?" |
*hands Rynoah a medal for his/her outstanding contributions to humour*
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These are awesome! here's mine....
At Bag End, when Frodo returns to find the house cold, dark, and....(almost) empty. Gandalf grabs his shoulder. Gandalf: Is it secret? Is--- Frodo: Aaaaah!!!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] I'm being Attacked!!!!! On cue, all nearby hobbit characters start singing the horncall of Buckland. A Troop of Shirrifs arrests Gandalf and locks him up in the Michael Delving Mueseum, beside the oliphaunt skeleton...... Middle Earth is freed at last when the Enemy, Sauron, dies of laughter..... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Lame, I know. |
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This first one is inspired by evadne's TTT Breadbox Edition (a work of pure genius): Aragorn lies listening to the ground... "Ah, rock. How I love you." [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Also from TTT movie: In Henneth Annûn... Faramir: "The Ring will go to Gondor." Sam: "Haha, that's pretty funny, pretending you want the Ring and all, that's a good one. Really, we get it, it's funny, you're a funny guy, there's no need to-- wait, what are you doing? Why are you tying us up? Hey, where are you taking us? This isn't funny anymore, Faramir! No, really, it was funny at first, but-- hey, lemme go!" And from the books (or more specifically, the appendices): Rosie: "Really Sam, I don't know how much more of this I can take. Twelve children, and another one on the way? Do you have any idea how much my back hurts?" |
This is in the Rotk book.
Theodedn: "But we ride on horses tall and swift. Great though your heart may be, you cannot ride on such beasts." Merry: " Then tie me on to the back of one, or let me hang on a stirrup, or something." *Riders all look at each other and shrug* "Well... ok..." Later: Merry is hanging of a stirrup, getting badly bashed up. (bang)"This ow!"(thud)"is oooh!"(crash)"really ack!"(bash)"quite painful"(smush) Theoden: "Oh stop whining, you told us to do this." |
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