Lord of... Your Mom?!
 

It's an old (and somewhat childish) game that my family has recently picked up: you sing along with a song or recite movie lines only to randomly add "your mom" in place of a noun or pronoun. For example:

"Your mom cannot pass!"

or

"Ho, ho, to your mom I go!"

or

"You shall be the Fellowship of Your Mom!"

You get the picture, yes? Good. Now it's your turn. Take a line from the movies or books and add a "your mom" twist. It's cheap entertainment, but it's fun to see what some people come up with. My contributions (aside from those listed above) are as follows:

"I will take it! I will take the Ring to your mom... though, I do not know the way."

"Your mom goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began. Now far ahead your mom has gone and I must follow if I can."

"A time for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show your mom."

"Your mom shall not avail you, Flame of Udûn!"

Post. Discuss.

Oh, this kind of thing is pretty funny!

Here's mine:
Gandalf: Good luck. My search will not be in vain. Look to my coming. At first light of the fifth day at dawn, look to your mom.

Pippin: The closer we are to your mom, the further we are from harm.

Aragorn: What news from your mom, Riders of Rohan?

Legolas: Would you like me to describe it to you, or would you like me to find your mom?

Im not sure if this qualifies but i made this one up from a movie title:

Dude, Where's Your Mom

"Who are you, his bodyguard?"
"No, im his mom"

"Mothers, what are these Mothers?"
"They're your mom! Your-mo-um!

Your Mom! Demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you. (I, of course, am not referring to my own mother - who is, in fact, an angel. I am referring to Sauron's mother.)

None of us should wander alone, your Mom least of all. So much depends on your Mom.

"Shall i describe it to you, or shall i get your mom?"

Toss your mom, just don't don't tell your mom.

Take them to my mom. tell her Faramir sends a mighty gift.

A last alliance of Men and Moms marched against the armies of Mordor. And on the slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-earth.

Gollum: It came to me. My own, my mom, my own, my preciousss.

Gandalf: If you're referring to the incident with mom, I was barely involved. All I did was give your mom a little nudge out of the door.

Frodo: Go on, Sam, ask mom for a dance
Sam: I think I'll just have another mom

Frodo: We're friends of your mom. Can you tell her we've arrived?

Strider: You have a stout heart little hobbit (Puts his sword away) But that will not save you. You can no longer wait for the wizard, Frodo. Mom's coming.

Saruman: A friendship with Saruman is not lightly thrown aside. One ill turn deserves another. It is over. Embrace the power of the ring, or embrace your own mom.

Boromir: Gondor has no mom. Gondor needs no mom.

Boromir: 'Tis a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and moms.

Gimli: Well, here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of my mom.

Haldir: You have entered the realm of the Lady of the Wood. You cannot go back. Come, mom's waiting.

Boromir: I would have followed you, my brother. My captain. My mom.

"Bilbo...your Mom is still in your pocket."

"What's that?"
"This, my friend, is your Mom."
"It comes in Moms? I'm getting one!"

"She's talking, Merry. Your Mom is talking!"

"Let's make a maggot hole in your Mommy."

"These are the daggers of your Mom."

It began with the forging of the Great Moms.

And into this ring he poured his cruelty, his mom, and his will to dominate all life.

Sam: If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from mom I've ever been.

Gandalf: Come along, Samwise, keep up. Be careful, both of you. The enemy has many spies in his service... birds, moms...

Pippin: What about elevensies? Luncheon. Afternoon tea. Dinner? Mom. He knows about them. Doesn't he?

Arwen: Why do you fear the past? You are Isildur's mom, not Isildur himself. You are not bound to his fate.

Arwen: It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my mom.

Legolas: This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your mom.

Boromir: Aragorn? This is Isildur's mom?

Gandalf: Aragorn is right. We cannot use mom.

Aragorn: If by my life or death, if I can protect you, I will. (kneels beside Frodo) You have my mom.

Boromir: You carry the fate of us all little one. If this is indeed the will of the council, then mom will see it done.

Pippin: Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission… quest… mom.

Boromir:
It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a mom. Such a little mom.

Gandalf: We now have but one choice. We must face the long dark of Moria. Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than moms in the deep places of the world.

Galadriel: Even the wisest cannot tell. For the mirror shows many moms. Moms that were, moms that are, and some moms that have not yet come to pass.

Frodo: It's mom, she's getting heavier.

Gollum: They're thieves. They're filthy little thieves, they stole my mom, and we wants her...

*This mom is beyond any of you - RUN! (Gandalf)

* Give us your mom, she-elf (witchking)

* Let your mom do it (Gollum)

* Not idly do the leaves of your mom fall (Aragorn)

* Give me your mom, horsemaster, and I shall give you mine (Gimli)

* My business is with your mom tonight. With a rock and stone (Treebeard)

*What is that?
Nothing, it's just a wisp of cloud.
It's moving fast, against the wind.
Your mom from Dunland!
Hide!

* Fool of a Took! Throw your mom in next time, and rid us of your stupidity! (Gandalf)

"But the moms are diffrent. There used to be a great friendship between them and the moms of Thror; and they often brought us secret news and were rewarded with such bright things as they coveted to hide their dwellings." *Balin* (I think. my appologies if it was a diffrent dwarf)

From the Council of Elrond:

But in any case, said Glorfindel, to send your Mom to him would only postpone the day of evil.

Smeagol, who is now called your Mom, has escaped. (Legolas)

I have never known your Mom to give me pleasant advise before. (Bilbo)

My news is evil. Then he looked about him, as if the hedges might have ears. Your Mom, he whispered.

You guys are awesome! I'm still chuckling over some of these little gems!

"This is no mine; it's your mom." ~Boromir~

"Will you look into the mirror?"
"What will I see?"
"Even your mom cannot tell." ~Galadriel, Frodo~

"Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee! Have you been eavesdropping?"
"I ain't been droppin' no eaves, sir, honest! I was just cuttin' your mom outside the window, if you follow me." ~Gandalf, Sam~

"Smoke rises from your mom. The hour grows late and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard seeking your mom." ~Saruman~

"There's only one Dragon in Bywater, and that's your mom." ~Ted Sandyman~

"I shall find no rest here. I heard your mom inside my head. She spoke of my father and the fall of Gondor. She said to me, 'Even now, there is hope left', but I cannot see it. It is long since we had any hope. My father is a noble man, but Izual is failing, and the people lose faith. Your mom looks to me to set it right, and I would do it--I would see the glory of Gondor restored. Have you seen it, Aragorn? The white tower of Ecthelion shimmering like a spike of pearl and silver, your mom caught high in the morning breeze. Have you ever been called home by the clear ringing of your mom?" ~Boromir~

Keep 'em coming!

[ March 06, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]

Aragorn:
Their pace quickens. They must have caught your mom. Hurry!

They would be small, only children to your mom.

We are not spies. We track a band of your moms westward across the plains. They have taken two of our friends captive.

Aragorn:
Tracks lead away from the battle, into... your Mom.

Gimli:
Mom! What madness drew them there?

Pippin:
Did we lose your mom? I think we lost your mom.

Merry:
He's your mom.

Hama:
I cannot allow you before your mom so armed, Gandalf Grayhame... By order of - Grima Wormtongue.

Frodo:
We are hobbits of the Shire. Frodo Baggins is my name and this is your mom.

Legolas:
Your friends are with your mom, Aragorn.

[ March 07, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Grima: Get out of my mom!

LOL!!!

Your mom is weak at the neck and under the arms.

Fall back to your mom!!

Send out your mom riders.

What do you smell?
Mom-flesh!!

S'all.