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What happened after Gollum and the Ring fell???
That't a question that has been anoying me for a while.......
What happened with Gollum and the Ring after they fell in Mount Doom????? |
They melted/were burnt to a crisp in the lava.
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good to see you dragoneyes, but didn't mean such a technical answer.
A little more imagination maybe?????? |
For some odd reason, Eru decided to put Gollum's soul into the body of my cat Snowflake. Of course since the ring was destroyed, I became the "preciousssss"
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Gollum finnaly realised that his goal in life was to quit his high ranked, job, which he was sick of, bribe his new boss, and work in a fast food resturant, whilst having extraordinalry strange fantasies about his daugters best friend, olny to be end up being blown up by somone or another. (It's a toss-up between his homophobic next door neighbour and his crazy, voluptious wife.) No where did I get that idea from...
[ February 05, 2003: Message edited by: Inderjit Sanghera ] |
good one,
Gollum did not burn. He just tossed another ring into the Moutain and let Sauron think that it was the real ring. Sauron's empire collapsed and Gollum is now in the misty Mountains. IN the 6th age he will come back as the new Dark Lord and take over Middle Earth. Greeitngs, Anuion P.S. I know it issn't possible. ________ BMW R26 |
he set up a Mt. Doom tourists' centre
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Gollum lost all his memory and this is what went through his head:
Ah...! What'ssss happening? Er, excuse usss, who are we? Hello? Why are we here? What'ssss our purpose in life? What do we mean who are we ? Calm down, get a grip now... Oh! Thisss isss an interesting sensation, what issss it? It's a sort of ... yawning, tingling sensation in our...our...well we suppose we'd better start finding names for things if we want to make any headway in what for the sake of what we shall call an argument we shall call the crater, so lets call it our stomach. Good. Oooh, it's getting quite strong. And hey, what about this whistling roaring sound what We're suddenly going to call our head? Perhaps we shall call that...wind! Is that a good name? It'll do... perhaps we can find a better name for it when we find out what it's for. It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it. Now - have we built up any coherent picture of things yet? No. Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, we're quite dizzy with anticipation... Or is it the wind? There really is a lot of that now, isn't there? And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards usss very fast? Very very fast. So big and red and hot, it needs a big wide sounding name like la...lav...lava! That's it! That's a good name - lava! I wonder if it will be friends with uss? And the rest, after a sudden loud hiss ,was silence. The only thing going through the ring's mind was: Oh no, not again. [ February 05, 2003: Message edited by: LePetitChoux ] |
That was brilliant.
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Excellent. Simply excellent.
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Vacation in Hawaii. He'd need to recover.
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Gollum and the T-1000 opened up a Steak and Chops house in their eternal grill-room. Ahh, nothin' like a grilled porterhouse with a side of ring-inscripted onions! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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LePetitChoux, that was great!!!!!!!!
LOL LOL LOL |
LOL, pookabunny.
--- Sorry, I hadn't seen you when I posted |
God, you guys are so...creative!! And dead funny, specially LePetitChoux... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Thank you, thank you. You're embarrassing me now... http://help.msn.com/!data/en_us/data...ssed_smile.gif
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It just ocurred to me that maybe Frodo and Sam didn't arrive at mount doom...... maybe thay arrived at an unactive volcano (wrong spelling??)
....... "yesssss, we've got our presssciooussssssss. we lovesssssssss it, yesssss we do presssssssscioussssss!!!!!! now presssssssciousssssssss...... to hawai!!!!!!!! ----------- lepetitchoux, you deserve the honours |
I can tell you what happened afterwards... This!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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