Bootleged LOTR Subtitles
 

Check out the subtitles that were on the bootlegged version of The Two Towers. <BR> <A HREF="http://home.online.no/~gremmem/engrish_ttt_captions/index.htm" TARGET=_blank>http://home.online.no/~gremmem/engrish_ttt_captions/index.htm</A><p>[ February 02, 2003: Message edited by: Elendur ]

Priceless

They are wonderful.<P>I especially love the one where Gimli is facing up to the Warg and the ones on the Deeping wall. Gollum's last one too.

Ah, brilliant!

The captions were okay, but what I really enjoyed were the pics.

LOL! I like this one the best:<P>

HAHA Elendur, ya beat me to it!<P>Here are my fav's:<BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> (Mr. Beens? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?) <P> <P>My absolute favorite one is kinda X-rated, but those are preciousss.<p>[ February 02, 2003: Message edited by: Pookabunny ]

Hilarious, absolutely hilarious. I have to save that link. Those are the greatest. Nothing has made me laugh that hard since Saturday Night Live's Bush-Gore Debate from the 2000 election. I love it! Thank you soo much for posting those. <P>Iarwain

Wow! Those were great. I couldn't stop laughing! I'm a little out of breath now..."Keep breathing thats the key." Or should I say, "Keep praising thats the key." Hehe....

I can't believe those are true, they must be literal translations, those cannot be what the people hear when they see the films.

"You uncle is varied by your mall content"???<P><BR>OH BOY! I laughed myself silly with that one.<P>Who is Gandolf Foogray?<P> "Too long have I wanted my sister"? Oh Eomer! You're worse that Worm! <P>So Sharuman has a puppet named Sharuman? Wierd.<P>Poor Gimli! He keeps getting referred to as a wolf. *snicker*<P>"Elfron of River Death"? Ok Haldir, you have had a little too much Wood-Elf wine.<P>Well, Gimli said to toast him, so I guess I'm having Gimli for brekfast.

Where did all the new characters come from? lol<P>Gandolf foogray, Arogon son of Alfred, Gibley, Filden, well I shant spoil them all! <P><I>Namarie noldonyar</I>,<BR>Maikafanawen<P>EDIT: I posted this before I read the second half. The ones on 80-100 are the funniest!!! "Mr. Beens" HAHA. And Gimli!! Or should I say Gibley? Oh my. Almost as funny as the Gore-Bush 2000 debate!<p>[ February 03, 2003: Message edited by: maikafanawen ]

from the firtst or second? oh well, you can cry all you want, cuz i'm using the first! mwahahahaha! my version is from Thialand, it has got some cooky stuff in it! so, i'll brb, and i'll give you it all!<BR>

there, you die hard fans'll know where they go...the people had hearing prolems who did this tape! hahahahaha!<P>If you are seeking accommodations, we’ve got some large cozy rooms available.<P>Ondale, my name is Ondale.<P>We are friends of Gandalf the gay.<P>No more caution from you, there are no tricks you must carry.<P>Frodo I’ll have you!<BR>You don’t stand hard enough.<P>Build me a worthy Guard.<P>Tomatoes makes nice crispy bake.<P>This is beyond my guilt.<P>Ride hard, and don’t come back.<P>What are you doing? The raves are still afoot!<P>Let us go through the mines of Morwen.<P>They have taken the bridge, and the second condo.<P>We travel alone, let us hunt some hawk.<P>I don't suppose we ever have to see them again.<BR>Don’t woory Mister Frodo, we do.

Gimli, the evangelist:<BR> <P>"And ye fellowship shall cast that evyle thang into the fire of doom! I send ye in the name of the LAWD!"<P>Keep praising, Gimli. We'll keep laughing.

Wow, that's SO funny! I haven't laughed this hard since.... Well, since I saw pictures from the bootlegged version of FotR! Thanks so much for the link, Elendur!

This is too amusing, what ever you do, don't look at it when you are at work! I had to look at the whole thing with my hand over my mouth!