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Forum: The Books
01-23-2007, 08:29 PM
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Replies: 5
Views: 4,486
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Lord Melkor
Well, it would seem to me that the cruelty of a...
Well, it would seem to me that the cruelty of a deed depends on the deed itself, and not on the person it is inflicted on. If the Dwarves would've slowly tortured captured Orcs to death, or perhaps... |
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Forum: The Books
01-10-2007, 05:21 AM
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Replies: 4
Views: 4,151
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Lord Melkor
Hmmmm, now there's an interesting find! So it...
Hmmmm, now there's an interesting find! So it turns out the Elves have been feeding Frodo and co. the Middle-Earth equivalent of spacecake? ;) Galadriel: "Far out, dude!" :smokin: ... |
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Forum: The Movies
04-21-2006, 06:04 PM
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Replies: 51
Views: 36,833
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Lord Melkor
I myself favour Natalie Portman for the role of...
I myself favour Natalie Portman for the role of Luthien, with her obviously being the most beautiful of the Children of Iluvatar currently alive. :p |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-27-2005, 04:57 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,333,103
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Lord Melkor
Newsflash: Gangs of vicious, bloodthirsty Hobbits...
Newsflash: Gangs of vicious, bloodthirsty Hobbits are attacking defenceless, fit, young Orcs! Or Sam: Hello there, you sexy devil! What's a pretty Orc like you doing here all by himself? ... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-27-2005, 12:11 PM
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Replies: 603
Views: 71,285
Posted By
Lord Melkor
Hmmm, after a careful review of my options and...
Hmmm, after a careful review of my options and weighing the pros and cons of each removing either Curufin or Thingol, my vote goes to: ++ Thingol Removing Thingol will eliminate Turin's father... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-23-2005, 01:03 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 960,100
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Lord Melkor
Unfortunately the bad guys always cheat at...
Unfortunately the bad guys always cheat at bridge, so the good guys have yet to win a game. |
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Forum: The Barrow-Downs
10-23-2005, 05:13 AM
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Replies: 887
Views: 282,247
Posted By
Lord Melkor
I too am from that tiny little country more...
I too am from that tiny little country more commonly referred to as Holland, though it's correct name would of course be the Netherlands. ;) |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-21-2005, 07:17 PM
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Replies: 596
Views: 146,315
Posted By
Lord Melkor
Your wish is granted. Enraged by Saruman's...
Your wish is granted. Enraged by Saruman's treachery Radagast calls in some favours with the Eagles, who launch a full-scale aerial assault on Isengard. However, Saruman's machinery succeeds in... |
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Forum: The Barrow-Downs
10-21-2005, 04:43 PM
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Replies: 69
Views: 20,803
Posted By
Lord Melkor
'Let's face it, you like your lover on a...
'Let's face it, you like your lover on a pedestal. Hey, that's not a bad thing. A pedestal is better than a pit. You are most comfortable around individuals who are subtle. You're no commitment... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-21-2005, 04:36 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 960,100
Posted By
Lord Melkor
Unfortunately, as Cirdan found out while digging...
Unfortunately, as Cirdan found out while digging the foundations for his resort, the Grey Havens were situated right on top of the Universe's largest deposit of Kryptonite! |
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Forum: The Books
10-21-2005, 10:44 AM
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Replies: 28
Views: 10,747
Posted By
Lord Melkor
The armies of Mordor are fed by extensive fields...
The armies of Mordor are fed by extensive fields around the Sea of Nurn and are tended to by human slaves, as explained in RotK. The vast majority of these slaves are probably from Rhun and Harad,... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-21-2005, 06:52 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 960,100
Posted By
Lord Melkor
Fortunately Cirdan had been planning a major...
Fortunately Cirdan had been planning a major overhaul of the Grey Havens, so the fire made his plans of turning the Havens into Middle-Earth's premier holiday resort a lot easier. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-20-2005, 06:52 AM
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Replies: 603
Views: 71,285
Posted By
Lord Melkor
Excellent reasoning Gothmog ! In order to...
Excellent reasoning Gothmog ! In order to maximize the number of fatalities on both sides we must make sure the meatgrinder lasts as long as possible, so no side must get a distinct advantage over... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-19-2005, 06:04 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,333,103
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Lord Melkor
Sauron's transformation after the Nazgul had...
Sauron's transformation after the Nazgul had signed him up for 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' was quite impressive. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-19-2005, 05:58 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 960,100
Posted By
Lord Melkor
Unfortunately the statues were so large they got...
Unfortunately the statues were so large they got stuck inside the barrows and the nefarious wights tickled them mercilessly. Oh, the humanity of it all! |
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Forum: The Books
10-18-2005, 08:02 AM
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Replies: 29
Views: 21,377
Posted By
Lord Melkor
Hmmm, good points have be made by all! :)
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Hmmm, good points have be made by all! :) I agree that there would've been a babyboom in Gondor after the War of the Ring. After all, humans tend to behave like bunnies after a major war. This... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-18-2005, 07:23 AM
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Replies: 603
Views: 71,285
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Lord Melkor
Hmmm, a tough challenge this time. In order to...
Hmmm, a tough challenge this time. In order to thwart Luthien's and Beren's marriage we must make sure that Thingol will be as obstinate and narrowminded as possible so we must remove the sole voice... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-17-2005, 12:24 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 960,100
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Lord Melkor
Unfortunately, the dog, driven mad by the power...
Unfortunately, the dog, driven mad by the power of the Silmaril, ate Orome alive. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-17-2005, 09:59 AM
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Replies: 603
Views: 71,285
Posted By
Lord Melkor
Since the Dark Lord Himself is now under attack I...
Since the Dark Lord Himself is now under attack I have no alternative but to change my vote and call for the removal of Turgon. I mean, sure, a new Dark Lord may arise, but who has the style, the... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-17-2005, 08:08 AM
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Replies: 603
Views: 71,285
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Lord Melkor
Hmmm, an interesting challenge: To protect the...
Hmmm, an interesting challenge: To protect the lands of Men we need military power and lots of it, I'd say! Therefore it is imperative that we remove those Elven lords who'd prefer to sit in their... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-16-2005, 04:45 PM
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Replies: 603
Views: 71,285
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Lord Melkor
Tsssk, and the Dwarves get ignored as always. ...
Tsssk, and the Dwarves get ignored as always. :rolleyes: Very well, but don't complain when our vertically-challenged friends start embedding their axes in pointy-eared heads because some fool... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-16-2005, 01:29 PM
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Replies: 603
Views: 71,285
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Lord Melkor
Ah, one last point: Remember that we must also...
Ah, one last point: Remember that we must also take Dwarven relationships with the Elves into this and then Thingol's removal becomes even more necessary. No Thingul means no insulted Dwarves, no... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-16-2005, 12:53 PM
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Replies: 603
Views: 71,285
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Lord Melkor
Tsssk, tsssk. You silly people seem to have...
Tsssk, tsssk. You silly people seem to have forgotten one thing: If Thingol is *cough* 'removed from the game' so to speak who will succeed him? That's right, Luthien! And we all know Luthy likes to... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-16-2005, 10:21 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 960,100
Posted By
Lord Melkor
Unfortunately the flu, being of course created by...
Unfortunately the flu, being of course created by Melkor, had the effect of enormously increasing the powers of the bad guys. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-16-2005, 10:08 AM
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Replies: 603
Views: 71,285
Posted By
Lord Melkor
++Thingol
Remove Thingol, the snobby,...
++Thingol Remove Thingol, the snobby, human-hating, isolationist ruler of Doriath. Thingol's contempt for humanity reflects very poorly upon the elven race as a whole, especially with Thingol... |
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