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Forum: Elvenhome
04-20-2004, 12:40 PM
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Replies: 393
Views: 84,751
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Feared Half-Elf
Elkamia"Larnas Eare," she muttered. "I have heard of it. Myself, I was born in a little known, small forest far to the east, far beyond the Black Land. When the War of the Ring threatened, I was drawn to... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-16-2004, 01:46 PM
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Replies: 57
Views: 14,363
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Feared Half-Elf
Teehee.
In answer to that:
Legolas:...
Teehee. In answer to that: Legolas: *Coughs in the smoke and turns to Aragorn* What's a subway? And whats a voucher? Aragorn: Beats me. Gimli: Stupid people. A voucher is a type of... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-16-2004, 01:31 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,411,392
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Feared Half-Elf
Aragorn (thinking): Maybe if I stare at Elrond...
Aragorn (thinking): Maybe if I stare at Elrond long enough he won't notice me stealing his muffin. (Shouts) Yoink! *Snatches muffin and runs in the opposite direction very fast* |
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Forum: Elvenhome
04-16-2004, 01:01 PM
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Replies: 393
Views: 84,751
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Feared Half-Elf
Elkamia"Well met." she nodded to the elf named Kyria, and marvelled at how she was everything that herself was not. She was the classic 'perfect' elf, with blonde hair and classic eyes. Elkamia had brown... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
04-12-2004, 12:24 PM
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Replies: 393
Views: 84,751
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Feared Half-Elf
Elkamia shivered, the evening air had turned...
Elkamia shivered, the evening air had turned chilly. Her thin dress was no match for the breeze. Back to the party? the air there was warm at least, and she could sit by the fire. Or then again, back... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
04-11-2004, 01:09 PM
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Replies: 393
Views: 84,751
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Feared Half-Elf
Elkamia
Elkamia finished her elf-song and sat on the branch for a while, having watched the Hobbit lass give her horse to a stable-hand and enter the inn. You're just unsociable, thats your problem she... |
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Forum: The Movies
04-11-2004, 12:36 PM
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Replies: 75
Views: 24,332
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Feared Half-Elf
I only got the soundtracks yesterday (I found the...
I only got the soundtracks yesterday (I found the box set of all three) but already I've formed a big impression. I love "Concerning Hobbits" and "May It Be" on Fotr. "Gollum's Song" on TTT is really... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-09-2004, 04:07 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,411,392
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Feared Half-Elf
Boromir: Perhaps if i smile forcibly enough he'll...
Boromir: Perhaps if i smile forcibly enough he'll go away... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
04-09-2004, 04:02 AM
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Replies: 393
Views: 84,751
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Feared Half-Elf
Elkamia
Elkamia, still sat quietly in a corner, drained her wine glass and stood up. She'd stayed here quite long enough, and she didn't see any point in staying longer than she had to. She really did hate... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-02-2004, 01:16 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,411,392
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Feared Half-Elf
Denethor learns how to breathe fire. Taught by...
Denethor learns how to breathe fire. Taught by Gandalf's breakdancing mother, of course! My mind is warped. Please ignore me if I seem too weird. |
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Forum: Elvenhome
03-24-2004, 01:35 PM
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Replies: 393
Views: 84,751
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Feared Half-Elf
Elkamia stood in the stables, one hand on the...Elkamia stood in the stables, one hand on the nose of her large silver mare. Annufin had finally been moved inside. 'Valar help me' she thought 'I haven't worn a dress since the wedding of Elessar... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
03-14-2004, 08:34 AM
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Replies: 393
Views: 84,751
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Feared Half-Elf
Elkamia went to the bar, and ordered a snack for...
Elkamia went to the bar, and ordered a snack for the afternoon. 'I think the halfling's influence is still on me.' she thought, and smiled. 'No matter. Sometimes it's nice to be able to snack a lot,... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-13-2004, 08:28 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,411,392
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Feared Half-Elf
Legolas slips and falls, cracking his head on the...
Legolas slips and falls, cracking his head on the rock. Legolas: My hair! STYLIST! |
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Forum: Elvenhome
03-13-2004, 08:16 AM
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Replies: 393
Views: 84,751
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Feared Half-Elf
Elkamia
It was hard to see the elf, being dresed in woodland greens and sat on the branch of a sturdy tree. A longbow of dark wood rested in her left hand, and her right flicked arrows to the string faster... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-08-2004, 01:31 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,411,392
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Feared Half-Elf
Thinks: If I can stand here for long enough,...
Thinks: If I can stand here for long enough, maybe the nice sheep over there will give me a lift to Pizza Hut... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-08-2004, 01:27 PM
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Replies: 13
Views: 6,587
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Feared Half-Elf
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-04-2004, 01:25 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,411,392
Posted By
Feared Half-Elf
How about...
The Idiot's Guide to Shaving ...
How about... The Idiot's Guide to Shaving Or Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Aragorn: *Pulls out pinoty stick and points it at random elf out of picture* Lumos! *Nothing... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
03-02-2004, 01:18 PM
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Replies: 393
Views: 84,751
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Feared Half-Elf
Elkamia dropped her breakfast back onto it's...
Elkamia dropped her breakfast back onto it's plate and shot out of the Inn door with a speed that no-one here had ever seen before. She raced at one of the horses and leapt onto it's back, using it... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-01-2004, 12:33 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,411,392
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Feared Half-Elf
Aragorn: Erm, guys?
Legolas: Yeah whatever. ...
Aragorn: Erm, guys? Legolas: Yeah whatever. Aragorn: Erm, guys! Gimli: We've heard it before, Aragorn, last time it was the spotted octopus attacking. Aragorn: Erm, I really think you should... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
03-01-2004, 12:19 PM
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Replies: 393
Views: 84,751
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Feared Half-Elf
Elkamia awoke, and stretched, balancing carefully...
Elkamia awoke, and stretched, balancing carefully on the large branch of the elm. She'd been at the Dragon since the fire, and was detirmined to see it to the end of it's refurbishment. She'd been... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-28-2004, 12:00 PM
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Replies: 17
Views: 7,220
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Feared Half-Elf
Do you think any of the others in Saucepan Man's...
Do you think any of the others in Saucepan Man's list could cook? Arwen: Oops... Faramir: What have you done? Arwen: I burnt the beans... *Is strangled by the others* No, it was all too... |
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Forum: Elvenhome
02-28-2004, 11:51 AM
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Replies: 393
Views: 84,751
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Feared Half-Elf
Elkamia glanced around her, at all the people...
Elkamia glanced around her, at all the people scurrying around. The tables were starting to go into the common room, and the pans were starting to go back into the kitchen. The whole place was a hive... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-22-2004, 01:34 PM
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Replies: 17
Views: 7,220
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Feared Half-Elf
The worrying thing is, Peter Andre is releasing...
The worrying thing is, Peter Andre is releasing Mysterious Girl...FOR THE THIRD TIME! Hello? Go away now! Ahem, anyway. The challenges thing is a slight problem. How about, find the dead Balrog? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-14-2004, 02:25 PM
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Replies: 17
Views: 7,220
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Feared Half-Elf
I could just imagine Arwen walking away saying...
I could just imagine Arwen walking away saying "I'm just off to wet me lettuce!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-14-2004, 02:20 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,411,392
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Feared Half-Elf
Elrond: Who ate the last piece of ginger cake!...
Elrond: Who ate the last piece of ginger cake! You know that I must have the last piece of ginger cake! Or Elrond: Are you insulting my fashion sense!? |
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