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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-27-2011, 07:09 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,421,145
Posted By Parmastahir
Southfarthing Binge . . .

After a solid week of smoking Longbottom leaf . . .

Pippin: "I've got the munchies!"

Merry: "I could go for some chocolate covered Lembas!"

Pippin: "If you're buyin', I'm flyin'."
...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-27-2011, 07:05 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,421,145
Posted By Parmastahir
Rarest of All Conjoined Twins

Joined at the hair!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-03-2011, 08:30 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,421,145
Posted By Parmastahir
Middle-earth Mythbusters

Pippin: "This myth is confirmed. Troll farts are combustible!"

Merry: "I'd say 'I told you so' if only I wished I had not told you so!"
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-03-2011, 08:25 AM
Replies: 1,000
Views: 255,017
Posted By Parmastahir
January CotM

Hello to all!

Hope your holidays were wonderful.

Posted the January Calendar of the Month at:

www.tolkiencalendars.com

It is a classic (and relative rarity) from Beyond Bree. That...
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 01-03-2011, 08:21 AM
Replies: 4,701
Views: 1,569,200
Posted By Parmastahir
Happy Eleventy Ninth Birthday, Professor!

Happy Birthay to the man who made all of this possible!

Away from The Green Hill Country,

Parmastahir
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-18-2010, 05:02 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,421,145
Posted By Parmastahir
Middle-earth Art Gallery

Artist: "Behold, my latest creation."

Patron (seemingly confused): "What do you call it?"

Artist: "Cow eating grass."

Patron (now confused); "Where's the grass?"

Artist: "The cow ate...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-14-2010, 06:05 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,421,145
Posted By Parmastahir
Help!

We need a new picture! I'll put an Etchasketch image up of Gandalf uncloaking if I don't see one soon!

Please?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-02-2010, 06:34 AM
Replies: 1,000
Views: 255,017
Posted By Parmastahir
December CotM

Hello to all -

Posted the December Calendar of the Month at:

www.tolkiencalendars.com

It is a newly discovered rarity (only six were created.) Happy Holidays to everyone!

Away from The...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-19-2010, 09:59 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 8,917
Posted By Parmastahir
Tolkien Calendars

Mister Underhill -

You can EASILY lay your hands on the Tolkien calendars. The various Ballantine, Allen&Unwin, and their successors' (i.e. - HarperCollins) show up all of the time on eBay. If...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-05-2010, 09:38 PM
Replies: 1,000
Views: 255,017
Posted By Parmastahir
November CotM

Hello The Might -

Yes, it has been a while. I post here (obviously) and frequently in Crazy Captions (to satisfy the humorous side of me.)

Just posted the November Calendar of the Month at:
...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-26-2010, 07:05 PM
Replies: 1,000
Views: 255,017
Posted By Parmastahir
HI/NETS 2011 Calendar

If you're looking for a Christmas gift for a Tolkien fan, please consider the 2011 Heren Istarion/Northeast Tolkien Society Calendar available at:
...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-07-2010, 07:48 PM
Replies: 1,000
Views: 255,017
Posted By Parmastahir
October CotM

Hello to all -

Posted the October Calendar of the Month at:

www.tolkiencalendars.com

Hope you enjoy it (and can appreciate "the sacrifice" that I made to be able to post it for you!)

Away...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-07-2010, 07:43 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,421,145
Posted By Parmastahir
What's wrong with this picture?

"Well, I would have buttoned up against this unpleasant weather. But I could not find my top button, you see. What's that? You do see? What the devil do you mean by that?"
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-26-2010, 06:46 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,421,145
Posted By Parmastahir
"It's a little hard to hear in here, Master . . ."

Butterbur: "I thought you said, 'Frog without legs.' "

Frodo: "No, I wanted frog's legs."
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-19-2010, 08:10 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,421,145
Posted By Parmastahir
You Might Not Want to Improve Your Vision

Barliman: "Try out these binoculars, Master Underhill. But be careful! You may see more than you wish."

Frodo: "Stop stealing Galadriel's lines!"
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-05-2010, 08:35 AM
Replies: 1,000
Views: 255,017
Posted By Parmastahir
September CotM

Hello to All -

Updated the Calendar of the Month feature at:

www.tolkiencalendars.com

At the risk of spoiling the surprise, it is the 1986 Beyond Bree calendar. It is a rarely seen issue...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-19-2010, 06:11 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,421,145
Posted By Parmastahir
Breaking News (Pun Intended)

"This just in on Edoras Channel 5 Evening News! A horrible accident has occurred during The Horse event at the quadrenniel Rohan Olympics. We take you live to the venue where correspondent Anderune...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-18-2010, 09:41 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,421,145
Posted By Parmastahir
Not Quite the Distance . . .

Théoden realizes too late that he's too old for the horse put at the quadrennial Rohan Olympics.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-18-2010, 09:34 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,421,145
Posted By Parmastahir
Lord of the Python (or is it 'Monty of the Rings'?)

WK: "Victory is mine! Glory to Lord Sauron!"

Théoden: "Have at you!"

WK: "You're kidding me, right?"

Théoden: "Certainly not! Afraid to contest the field?"

WK: "Look, you can't get out...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-18-2010, 09:20 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,421,145
Posted By Parmastahir
What's in a word?

Théoden: "I said that I was cold and wanted a horseblanket. Not a horse as a blanket!"
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-17-2010, 08:31 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,421,145
Posted By Parmastahir
One for the record books . . .

Going for the Guiness Book of World Records for lowest limbo under a horse , Théoden's attempt goes awry when he knocks the bar loose.

(Guess I had a bit of pent up humor waiting to bust loose...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-17-2010, 08:26 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,421,145
Posted By Parmastahir
New Flash!

Théoden: "Here I am trapped under Snowmane. I feel the approach of the Witch King! Oh no . . . It's worse. AAIIIYYEEE! GANDALF UNCLOAKING!"
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-17-2010, 08:23 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,421,145
Posted By Parmastahir
News Flash!

"This just in on Edoras Channel 5 Evening News! A horrible accident has occurred on the 'Ride the Mearas' Carousel. We take you live to the amusement park where correspondent Anderune is on the scene...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-08-2010, 09:11 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 2,421,145
Posted By Parmastahir
New Picture

Help! We need a new picture! This one has been up since February. Please, precioussss!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-08-2010, 09:08 AM
Replies: 1,000
Views: 255,017
Posted By Parmastahir
Autographed Calendar

Hi Estelyn -

As has been said, it's not what you know but who you know. One of the gentlemen acknowledged in the calendar is a good friend of Mr. Blok's. He has also supported my calendar...
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