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Forum: The Movies 03-25-2003, 05:44 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 11,058
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril I reckon I'm an artistic sort of person....

I reckon I'm an artistic sort of person. "Chicago" was a major acheivement. But I only saw it once, and I saw "TTT" thrice, so don't bite! I can't get used to Sean Astin looking so dapper. And...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-23-2003, 05:47 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 5,651
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril "Boy, it sure is hard on Mr. Frodo to go without...

"Boy, it sure is hard on Mr. Frodo to go without pipeweed here in Mordor. I don't like it either, and that's a fact."

"Sam, don't be silly. I'm using Nicorette. Here, try some."

Nicorette......
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-23-2003, 05:19 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 6,832
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril Frodo could sing "She Blinded Me With Science"...

Frodo could sing "She Blinded Me With Science" to Galadriel.

Ugh, sorry y'all.

Gollum could sing "Every Breath You Take" to the ring.

"Since you've gone, we've been lost without a...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-23-2003, 05:13 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 5,159
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril How do you account for the elves' silky tresses? ...

How do you account for the elves' silky tresses? I want to know their secret. Perhaps they wash their hair in Galadriel's mirror.
Forum: The Movies 03-23-2003, 05:09 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 6,572
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril I am crying already.<P>The movie won't be out...

I am crying already.<P>The movie won't be out till DECEMBER.<P>Waaaaahhhhh..........<P>Well, I only have to wait till August to get TTT on DVD.<P>Hmmm.<P>Waaaaaaahhhhh.......
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 03-21-2003, 10:03 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 6,118
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril I skip that bit. It looks like doing homework,...

I skip that bit. It looks like doing homework, to me! Listening to book V on tape would be a great idea, now that you mention it.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-20-2003, 09:44 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 5,846
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril But you know he's a big shot wizard because he's...

But you know he's a big shot wizard because he's got MOONS and STARS on his outfit. smilies/biggrin.gif
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 03-20-2003, 09:03 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 6,118
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril I must be a wimp. The first half of ROTK makes...

I must be a wimp. The first half of ROTK makes me nuts.

I wonder what Goldberry thinks about Tom's rhyming? She must be an especially tolerant person. "Stop saying your boots are yellow! They...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 03-20-2003, 03:27 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,672
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril Yes, it's Janet Leigh from "Psycho", the shower...

Yes, it's Janet Leigh from "Psycho", the shower scene. I thought it was a bit of a hoot. smilies/smile.gif
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 03-20-2003, 12:43 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,672
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril Thank you Eressie! I finally finally did it,...

Thank you Eressie! I finally finally did it, thanks to you! smilies/biggrin.gif
Forum: The Movies 03-20-2003, 12:40 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 4,586
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril I wanted to get my mom to like the movie, at...

I wanted to get my mom to like the movie, at least. I thought she'd love it. But nooooo. She finally sees it on cable and sez it was too overrated.
Forum: The Movies 03-20-2003, 12:29 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 6,572
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril Sam carrying Frodo would be a potential eye...

Sam carrying Frodo would be a potential eye mister for me, I think. Wonder if they do it?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-19-2003, 10:01 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 5,846
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril The expression on that wizard's face is giving me...

The expression on that wizard's face is giving me the grins.

"Oh looky! I made me some unicorns!"
smilies/smile.gif
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 03-19-2003, 09:56 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 6,118
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril Most Challenging Parts to Read

I am having the hardest time with the start of Return Of The King, when the fighting hasn't really started. I keep wishing I could skip ahead to Sam and Frodo's chapters.

What parts of the books...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 03-18-2003, 06:59 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,672
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril So am I. I would like that, too. Even though...

So am I. I would like that, too. Even though I'm sure you'd do well just imagining a picture of a TOTAL CLUELESS SPAZZ by my post. Thanks guys for showing where to get the pictures, but what do I...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 03-17-2003, 01:41 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,672
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril I haven't the slightest clue how to do it, and...

I haven't the slightest clue how to do it, and being as I'm so impatient, I think I'll never have an avatar. So in the future, if you should see a post of mine, imagine next to it a picture of A...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-15-2003, 03:34 AM
Replies: 436
Views: 60,248
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril Here's a really lame one. Gandalf repeatedly...

Here's a really lame one.

Gandalf repeatedly atempts to blow a smoke ship through Bilbo's smoke ring. However, his lips only produce shapeless blob after shapeless blob.
"I know I can do this! ...
Forum: The Movies 03-14-2003, 10:45 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 7,630
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril I'm laughing my butt off at those pictures! Does...

I'm laughing my butt off at those pictures! Does Sam have the mumps or something?<P>I would like to rent that movie, but I want to wear a disguise when I do. I reckon the video rental employees...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-14-2003, 01:01 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 9,443
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril CGI. 75% of the actors? Not real people; CGI. ...

CGI. 75% of the actors? Not real people; CGI. That blade of grass? CGI. Who needs New Zealand to portray Middle Earth when we got CGI. smilies/mad.gif
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-13-2003, 10:56 AM
Replies: 436
Views: 60,248
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril "I willl take the ring, though I think you all...

"I willl take the ring, though I think you all are gay."

"Now there's a can opener and no mistake."

"Besides, you need someone with intelligence for this kind of doohickey whatchamacallit...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-13-2003, 07:26 AM
Replies: 436
Views: 60,248
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril Aragorn attempts to block Eowyn's blade with his;...

Aragorn attempts to block Eowyn's blade with his; however, he miscalculates. Receives ugly gash in arm, bleeds profusely.

"Juicy SWEET!" Gollum sings. Fish slips from his hand and smacks him...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-12-2003, 04:33 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 13,582
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril Merry and Pippin's love of cabbage is a...

Merry and Pippin's love of cabbage is a puzzlement to me. If they had a chance, would they sit down and devour fistfuls of cabbage leaves? As if they were potato chips? I freakin' hate cabbage. I...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-09-2003, 08:44 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 18,211
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril The water here is pretty polluted, Gollum. You...

The water here is pretty polluted, Gollum. You might wanna cook that fish.

Aragorn, don't you think that necklace is a little girly for you?

Wow, Gandalf, Shadowfax just had the biggest poop!...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-09-2003, 08:27 AM
Replies: 158
Views: 28,415
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril Gimli begins absent mindedly singing, "Hi ho, hi...

Gimli begins absent mindedly singing, "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go."

Troll gets peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth, falls on his face.

Someone says to a hobbit, "You should...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-08-2003, 10:09 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 28,415
Posted By Quirkette
Silmaril Legolas has a pimple. Galdriel wakes up with...

Legolas has a pimple.

Galdriel wakes up with water retention.

A hobbit bites his toenails.

Sam steels himself to ask Frodo if it's okay if he only calls him Frodo and not Mr. Frodo--then he...
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