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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-26-2012, 08:28 AM
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Posted By Lalwendė
It's like The Sidebar Of Shame in the Daily Mail...

It's like The Sidebar Of Shame in the Daily Mail except about funny things rather than Cheryl Cole's sweat patches or Kate Middleton's knickers! :D
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-12-2012, 10:40 AM
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Posted By Lalwendė
I want to hotly deny this, but it's very close to...

I want to hotly deny this, but it's very close to the truth seeing as with every passing hour I get closer to spending unfeasible amounts of cash on that Lego Millennium Falcon. Because it exists and...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-06-2012, 07:37 AM
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Posted By Lalwendė
That Entwife picture is sinister! :eek:

That Entwife picture is sinister! :eek:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-08-2009, 02:53 PM
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Posted By Lalwendė
Is this going to be his The Empire Strikes Back...

Is this going to be his The Empire Strikes Back moment? ;)
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-17-2009, 07:14 AM
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Posted By Lalwendė
How did you find out about that? I thought it was...

How did you find out about that? I thought it was a big secret??? :eek:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-12-2009, 04:54 PM
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Posted By Lalwendė
Boots Today spam, tomorrow wrapping a fish supper. It's...

Today spam, tomorrow wrapping a fish supper. It's the fate of all the best newspapers... :D
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-23-2008, 10:30 AM
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Posted By Lalwendė
I'm just wondering if this Barrow-Downs tabloid...

I'm just wondering if this Barrow-Downs tabloid shares features with some other tabloids?

Like a Denethor's Photo Case Book, The 3am Orcsies, Bungo Bingo, but hopefully not Page 3 with Gandalf's...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-22-2008, 04:21 PM
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Posted By Lalwendė
Don't tempt me into any more experiments - I'm...

Don't tempt me into any more experiments - I'm all out of custard and it's too tempting to put some of Dave's CDs in the microwave for devilment :D
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-22-2008, 06:15 AM
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Posted By Lalwendė
Wasn't there supposed to be a free Bananarama CD...

Wasn't there supposed to be a free Bananarama CD with today's paper? There usually is with tabloids!

I'll have to have strong words with my newsagent. The paper boy has probably nicked it again...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-15-2008, 05:43 AM
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Posted By Lalwendė
Pipe Davem's voice posh? Heh, I always said these...

Davem's voice posh? Heh, I always said these Barnsley folk were class traitors :D
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-09-2008, 05:27 PM
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Posted By Lalwendė
Ring I'm a bit worried by the exhortation to eat piles...

I'm a bit worried by the exhortation to eat piles of baked beans. If we all do that then the results don't bear thinking about :eek:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-29-2008, 03:56 PM
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Posted By Lalwendė
Thumbs up I can't wait for Volume 5 now! :cool:

I can't wait for Volume 5 now! :cool:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-29-2008, 03:34 PM
Replies: 3,394
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Posted By Lalwendė
Thumbs up So, the Barrow-Downs is revealed as having an...

So, the Barrow-Downs is revealed as having an Establishment of its very own! It has a Lincoln's Inn Fields and a Whitehall - superb! This must mean there are also Wightish civil servants, and an...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-24-2008, 04:41 AM
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Posted By Lalwendė
Hmmmm, I have a tablecloth just like those kecks!...

Hmmmm, I have a tablecloth just like those kecks! Something suspicious about that....
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-21-2008, 12:35 PM
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Posted By Lalwendė
Meh-hehe! I'm starting to lose touch with the...

Meh-hehe! I'm starting to lose touch with the boundaries of real me and fictional me. Help! :eek:

Now I must file those police reports...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-21-2008, 08:17 AM
Replies: 3,394
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Posted By Lalwendė
OK, who has been feeding the birds oats soaked in...

OK, who has been feeding the birds oats soaked in petrol? Tut tut. :eek:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-15-2008, 02:54 PM
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Posted By Lalwendė
Sock it to me

It's how to get the teeth that puzzles me. Maybe walk around in the sock on a floor covered in big toast crumbs for a bit in the hope they stick? ;)
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-14-2008, 11:18 AM
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Posted By Lalwendė
Actually, do Burscough FC have green socks? Their...

Actually, do Burscough FC have green socks? Their strip is that colour. You could sneak in and nick one :D
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-14-2008, 09:43 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 592,970
Posted By Lalwendė
Yes, and the expression of sheer exasperation on...

Yes, and the expression of sheer exasperation on me face is one I am familiar with :eek:

I had a thought. If you could find an old green sock and some of those packets of 'eyes' that you buy in...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-05-2008, 06:28 AM
Replies: 3,394
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Posted By Lalwendė
It'd certainly beat flying in one of Branson's...

It'd certainly beat flying in one of Branson's airborne sheds and then enduring Terminal 5 ;)
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-03-2008, 02:08 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 592,970
Posted By Lalwendė
Whereas I don't have a Beef with it, just a Bacon...

Whereas I don't have a Beef with it, just a Bacon and Tomato.




*grabs coat*
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-03-2008, 04:35 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 592,970
Posted By Lalwendė
Greggs? ;) Sinsterly, LMP, the retired world...

Greggs? ;)

Sinsterly, LMP, the retired world dictator, looks like he's standing on Parbold Hill. Something you are not telling us, Mr Hookbill? :eek:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-23-2008, 11:04 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 592,970
Posted By Lalwendė
Will I need to bring a mop? Or will I be better...

Will I need to bring a mop? Or will I be better off with a jar of Kalms?

:eek:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-23-2008, 05:37 AM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 592,970
Posted By Lalwendė
Oh!!! I'm going to have to have therapy after...

Oh!!! I'm going to have to have therapy after being witness to that horrific murder!!!

:eek:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-22-2008, 02:44 PM
Replies: 3,394
Views: 592,970
Posted By Lalwendė
Palantir-Green Dear Editor, Has it ever struck you as...

Dear Editor,

Has it ever struck you as deeply ironic that all these 'letters in green ink' you receive from friendly crackpots are actually written in green ink?

Yours

Maddus McMad of...
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