|
 |
|
Visit The *EVEN NEWER* Barrow-Downs Photo Page |
|
|||||||
|
Showing results 1 to 21 of 21
Search took 0.02 seconds. Search: Posts Made By: malkatoj |
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-14-2006, 01:30 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
In their breif journey through other fantasy...In their breif journey through other fantasy books, Frodo and Sam were unlucky enough to run across the fire swamp, snow* sand and all. There was only one minor problem--the man in black could get... |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-16-2006, 08:58 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
(This is too obvious for words, my apologies)
...(This is too obvious for words, my apologies) Frodo: What's that, over there? Sam: It looks like...Gandalf... Pippin: What's he doing? Sam: Gandalf Uncloaked! All: AHHHHHHHHHHH! |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-02-2006, 06:49 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
Desperately trying to hide his new hobby from the...Desperately trying to hide his new hobby from the rest of the fellowship, Aragorn stabs his finger with his sewing needle. or...(because, as a GameCube person, I am obligated to go to war with... |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-29-2005, 07:30 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
As soon as Saruman and PJ are looking away,...As soon as Saruman and PJ are looking away, Gandalf fixes his belt to avoid any accidental uncloaking. |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-14-2005, 09:00 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
Iocane Pipeweed?Aragorn: What in the world could that be? Gandalf (turning): What? Where? ...I didn't see anything. Aragorn: Funny, I could have sworn I saw something... Gandalf (turning back): What's so funny?... |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-28-2005, 12:10 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
Little do people know, Bilbo originally tried out...Little do people know, Bilbo originally tried out for Eric Idle's role in Life of Brian. Unfortunately, the Pythons were not impressed by his replacing the cross with a bunch of orcs for "Always Look... |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-22-2005, 05:26 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
*decides the picture is actually Gandalf*
...*decides the picture is actually Gandalf* Gandalf: This is the LAST time I let Gimli do my hair. OR *perhaps Legolas?* Legolas: Hey, Gandalf! Look what you did! I was pretty before you... |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-21-2005, 04:35 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
Keeping with my theme...Gandalf, to the army that did the killing: Good night, men! Good work! Sleep well! I'll most likely kill YOU in the morning... ::tening fingers:: (The light is from...explosions. Not day.) |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-19-2005, 09:41 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
The picture still isn't showing up...even in the...The picture still isn't showing up...even in the link. ::sad face:: |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-02-2005, 07:55 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
Sam and Pippin argue over whose sword it is.
...Sam and Pippin argue over whose sword it is. Galadriel: The sword shall be cut in two, and each hobbit shall recieve...death. I get the sword. |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-25-2005, 07:04 AM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
Theoden: Maybe I shouldn't have genetically...
Theoden: Maybe I shouldn't have genetically engineered my hair to glow... |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-24-2005, 04:29 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
Aragorn sees a six-fingered man.
ARAGORN:...Aragorn sees a six-fingered man. ARAGORN: Hello. I am the heir of Isildur. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (I know, it's not technically correct...but it makes me happier this way.) |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-23-2005, 07:20 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
Denethor: Faramir, I'm going to teach you once...Denethor: Faramir, I'm going to teach you once and for all: DO NOT EAT MY COOKIES! |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-03-2005, 07:00 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
Well, that does put a damper on our relationship...
Frodo: He's got very good arms. Gollum: He didn't fall? Inconceivable! Sam: You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means. ...my God...he's climbing... Gollum: Whoever... |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-30-2005, 12:56 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
Gandalf's new job...
GANDALF: None shall pass. BALROG: What? GANDALF: None shall pass. BALROG: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Wizard, but I must cross this bridge. GANDALF: Then you shall die. BALROG: I... |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-28-2005, 02:52 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
Denethor: This Faramir is no more! It has ceased...Denethor: This Faramir is no more! It has ceased to be! Pippin: He's just resting his eyes! Denethor: This is an ex-Faramir! |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-27-2005, 12:55 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
Sir Denethor of CamelotDENETHOR: What makes you think she is a witch? GUARD #1: Well, she turned me into a BALROG! DENETHOR: A... balrog? GUARD #1: I got better... GUARD #2: Burn her anyway! |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-24-2005, 02:48 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
Invisible minstrels:
Bravely the bold...Invisible minstrels: Bravely the bold Ringwraiths Rode forth from Mordor... They were not afraid to die, O the brave Ringwraiths They were not at all afraid to be killed in ways... |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-24-2005, 02:03 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
Excuse the gamer-nerdiness..."Curse you and your Mirror Shield!" (Anyone who gets this is my new best friend.) |
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-07-2005, 04:16 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
|
|
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-13-2005, 01:00 PM
|
|
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,274
Posted By
malkatoj
Frodo: They curled my hair, put me in these...Frodo: They curled my hair, put me in these clothes, covered my face in makeup...I mean really, look at this lipstick. They made me about two feet tall. And now a ring? THIS IS A THREAT TO MY... |
| Showing results 1 to 21 of 21 |
|
|
