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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-01-2003, 02:36 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,761
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting Ha! Those were great!! Legolas and Boromir:...

Ha! Those were great!!

Legolas and Boromir:

Legolas: "It's okay. It's just a movie, Boromir!"

Boromir: "I hate it when Bambi's mom dies!! Waaaaah!"

The Frodo one:
Elijah: "Y'know, this...
Forum: Quiz Room 02-01-2003, 02:29 PM
Replies: 1,298
Views: 120,767
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting Well, the ents flatly refused to brush their...

Well, the ents flatly refused to brush their hair, beard, or do any personal grooming. That's why the entwives left. They went to Mirkwood and started a salon and their own line of beauty products,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-26-2003, 09:09 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 12,385
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting Who can't? smilies/biggrin.gif

Who can't? smilies/biggrin.gif
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-26-2003, 08:26 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 14,170
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting The second I accessed this thread, a mental image...

The second I accessed this thread, a mental image came to mind . . .

The fellowship, tired from the days long journey on the Anduin, is grouped about the flickering campfire. Boromir sits...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-26-2003, 07:59 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 12,385
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting He is? *couph* Interesting. Gimli: "Stupid...

He is? *couph* Interesting.

Gimli: "Stupid elf. What does he know about hair care? He doesn't even have a beard."

Legolas: "Stupid dwarf. Can't even braid his hair properly. I mean look at it!"
Forum: Quiz Room 01-26-2003, 01:18 AM
Replies: 1,298
Views: 120,767
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting He dreamt . . . Nazgúl were racing for him,...

He dreamt . . . Nazgúl were racing for him, gaining on him! At last, they surrounded him! There was no where to turn! No one to save him! One turned and said, "Got a light?" Than he woke up . . .
...
Forum: Quiz Room 01-26-2003, 01:02 AM
Replies: 1,298
Views: 120,767
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting "What on earth did Gollum do to my drink?!?!?!" ...

"What on earth did Gollum do to my drink?!?!?!"


What DID nassssty ol' Gollum do to Sam's drink?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-26-2003, 01:00 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 8,100
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting Doesn't he (Saruman) always? BTW, Blue Elf, the...

Doesn't he (Saruman) always? BTW, Blue Elf, the Sauron was great!

Tom Bombadill: "Hey Dol, merry dol, Tom Bombadillo! You will by loving girl, and I will be your fellow! Hey dol, merry dol, Tom...
Forum: Quiz Room 01-26-2003, 12:50 AM
Replies: 1,298
Views: 120,767
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting He took 'em off and was soaking his large, and...

He took 'em off and was soaking his large, and smelly feet in the river, when Goldberry's ol' daddy popped up and yelled about him polluting his river-water. Well, Tom just rhymed back at him....
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 01-25-2003, 08:07 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 25,821
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting Maybe they ran out from Christmas. My brother got...

Maybe they ran out from Christmas. My brother got me the last hard-bound copy of the Silmarillion in town for Christmas (bless him!) and gave his friend the last paperback! (Ha Ha! ...
Forum: Quiz Room 01-25-2003, 07:48 PM
Replies: 1,298
Views: 120,767
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting They were the absolute only thing that went with...

They were the absolute only thing that went with his evil dark lord outfit.


How did Morgoth escape whats-her-name . . . Ungoliant after she chomped down on his hand?
Forum: Quiz Room 01-23-2003, 09:24 PM
Replies: 1,298
Views: 120,767
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting WHAT?!?!? . . . okay . . . if you want to...

WHAT?!?!?

. . . okay . . . if you want to be random, I'm okay with that! smilies/biggrin.gif

There was a Balrog in Moria because he was babysitting all of Sauron's little orcs. Those orcs...
Forum: Quiz Room 01-23-2003, 09:13 PM
Replies: 1,298
Views: 120,767
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting Fashion statement. Everybody who's anybody has...

Fashion statement. Everybody who's anybody has pointy ears in ME, except the men, and who wants to be like them? So the hobbits started the foot-hair fad to be different.


Why did Aragorn fall in...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-23-2003, 07:27 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,820
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting Wow, that is way cool. I can only imagine how...

Wow, that is way cool. I can only imagine how much work that was . . .

Wanna know what's sad? If I dressed up as a LotR character and went to school, no one would recognize me. At least only a...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-22-2003, 07:20 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 6,385
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting 'Tis the full of the moon, and his silvery beams...

'Tis the full of the moon, and his silvery beams lance slowly toward Arda, and my heart.
Be still, elf-maiden, and listen to the water, 'tis the voice of Ulmo, tugging at the strings of your heart....
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-22-2003, 07:11 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 9,253
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting Somewhere in the vast spaces of the Internet...

Somewhere in the vast spaces of the Internet (wow! That sounded cool!) there's supposed to be a site wiht all the bloopers. Anybody got the URL? (HA! I know what that means!)
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 01-22-2003, 07:09 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 25,821
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting The elves were ugly in those movies! Ugly ELVES...

The elves were ugly in those movies! Ugly ELVES for the luva mike!!!! I mean, come on! They looked like they had been soaking in vinegar for thousands of years instead of living in ME!!!!!!!

By...
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 01-22-2003, 05:57 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 25,821
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting Mwahaha! I'm older than *most* of you! ...

Mwahaha! I'm older than *most* of you! smilies/evil.gif I'm almost in my "tweens" (If you don't know what that is, go read Fellowship again!)

Um, actually, I got introduced to LotR on the...
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 01-22-2003, 05:27 PM
Replies: 229
Views: 33,798
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting Ratings? Riiiiiight . . . I usually forget ...

Ratings? Riiiiiight . . . I usually forget smilies/frown.gif I'm talented like that . . . I think it's a good idea, but could be misused. (See above posts.) On the other hand, what can't? (Be...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-22-2003, 05:01 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 9,253
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting Well, I know Gandalf had Biter or Beater (I am so...

Well, I know Gandalf had Biter or Beater (I am so pathetic I can only remember the orc names! Bad Mintyztiwn!)in The Hobbit, I just don't know if he still had it in FotR and especially in Moria.
Forum: Quiz Room 01-22-2003, 04:59 PM
Replies: 1,298
Views: 120,767
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting He was too busy being a bookie on the outcome of...

He was too busy being a bookie on the outcome of the war against Sauron. Unfortunatly, (I can't spell) he didn't believe Frodo would ever really make it, so he lost big when Farmer Maggot and the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-22-2003, 04:53 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,869,761
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting That right there? That was messed up. Okay, hmm ....

That right there? That was messed up. Okay, hmm . . . any caption would just . . . whoa . . .

Gollum: "Nassssty orcesss won't recognize us now!"

Okay . . . that one sounded semi-decent! ...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-20-2003, 10:46 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 9,253
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting Okay, I am feeling REALLY unobserant. But please...

Okay, I am feeling REALLY unobserant. But please ANYBODY!!! Answere my question. Shouldn't Gandalf's sword be glowing in Moria? Or not?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-20-2003, 10:44 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 8,275
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting Ooh, Boromir/Faramir has been done though! (ha...

Ooh, Boromir/Faramir has been done though! (ha ha. Lame joke.) smilies/rolleyes.gif I like Trobbits! Were there maiar conected to water? If there were, cross"bread" them with Balrogs!!! (Sorry I'm...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 01-20-2003, 10:41 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 7,645
Posted By Mintyztwin
Sting Cool! One of the few times I wasn't wrong! (I get...

Cool! One of the few times I wasn't wrong! (I get yelled at alot 'round here! smilies/wink.gif )
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