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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-29-2012, 03:19 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
I needed a break from studying so out of the blue...I needed a break from studying so out of the blue I decided to do a word-occurrence search on my Downer document, which contains every article & mini-headline I've ever written for Hookbill's... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-08-2012, 05:42 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
I'm already banned actually, but I've learned to...I'm already banned actually, but I've learned to post in such a way that only certain folks can see it. This post, for instance- it doesn't exist for anyone except you. In other news (i.e.... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-08-2012, 04:25 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
I seem to recall a mini-headline in The Downer a...I seem to recall a mini-headline in The Downer a couple years ago that was something like- "Cat's Nine Lives No Match For Shotgun" :p |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-08-2012, 09:06 AM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
Do you want BWight to ban you, Galadriel? :p
...Do you want BWight to ban you, Galadriel? :p (What- you didn't give me a pistol, Hookbill? How am I to survive the inevitable outlaw attack?) |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-01-2012, 10:17 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
Ha ha, I was right!
Beneath the stairs I...Ha ha, I was right! Beneath the stairs I discovered Super Wight's legendary stack of bricks! Tomorrow I shall return to finish collecting them. Alien is guarding them for now. Though....... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-28-2011, 04:17 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
DEAR DOWNER
THIS WEEK’S GUEST COLUMNIST- Urwen ...DEAR DOWNER THIS WEEK’S GUEST COLUMNIST- Urwen Nerwen writes- Who is better- Maedhros, Glaurung, Eru, or Beren? Urwen answers- Well Maedhros is totally out, since he’s the one that made Melkor... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-21-2011, 11:45 AM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
We have a brand new "Dear Downer" today! Thank...We have a brand new "Dear Downer" today! Thank you to everyone who sent in their questions to be answered by this week's guest columnist- Legate! (Our guest columnist for some reason wanted us to be... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-16-2011, 12:00 AM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
Well, I'd say that makes the response much better...Well, I'd say that makes the response much better in fact, as obviously Phantom can't be bothered to find out such trivial details about you commoners. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-14-2011, 12:49 AM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
Having received permission from our good Sir...Having received permission from our good Sir Hookbill, I present to you a fantastic new weekly feature! (translation: not fantastic, but new and will last a few weeks anyway) I introduce- Dear... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-27-2011, 09:51 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
Ha! I knew Nog and the crew weren't being honest...Ha! I knew Nog and the crew weren't being honest about the US trip! They were so polite about everything, but I could tell they weren't pleased. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-21-2011, 01:54 AM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
So I believe from now on I'll be imagining...So I believe from now on I'll be imagining Doriath as the Olympic rainforest. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-02-2011, 08:29 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-04-2010, 10:21 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
I did NOT punch your reporters!
I hit them...I did NOT punch your reporters! I hit them with a wave of concussive force summoned forth by the awesome power of my brain. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-25-2010, 11:11 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
And if the sofa cannon doesn't do the trick, he...And if the sofa cannon doesn't do the trick, he may just use the legendary and deadly comfy-chair cannon! *cues people to begin repeating "the comfy-chair"* |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-17-2010, 10:08 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
But you already knew his name was Philip, Wilwa! ...But you already knew his name was Philip, Wilwa! (PS Wilwa- should we send Hook a copy of my recent Phantom drawing? ;) ) And wow, Hookbill- that last strip is very eerie. It's a nearly perfect... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-28-2008, 11:30 AM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
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the phantom
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-14-2008, 05:21 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
Actually, Beth, I was meaning "Master" as in...Actually, Beth, I was meaning "Master" as in "Master of 'The Downer', and master of us lowly writers, and master of Downs related entertainment". I suppose I could say "Lord", but he always tells me... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-12-2008, 08:17 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
You will eventually receive a P&A from me Master...You will eventually receive a P&A from me Master Hookbill. And I know of another individual who will be doing one as well. Never fear. And as you can see, I've turned away from cats for headline... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-16-2008, 03:28 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
No, no, dear- I actually wrote a special...No, no, dear- I actually wrote a special full-length article especially for you that I will soon be sending to Master Hookbill. If you go and sue his paper I doubt he'll run an article that views you... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-15-2008, 03:33 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
Nice drawing, Josh.
No!
Well... okay,...Nice drawing, Josh. No! Well... okay, maybe a little. But are you saying that being somewhat trim qualifies me as "girly"? I hope not, as I rather like my waist the way it is. Having extra... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-19-2008, 10:04 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-19-2008, 09:42 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
Faking an accent is a worthwhile skill. My buds...Faking an accent is a worthwhile skill. My buds and I have done it before to get better service at stores and restaurants. And what's wrong with calling the reporters, Agan? You should be... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-21-2008, 01:20 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-09-2008, 05:57 PM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
Here are most of my cat-related mini headlines....Here are most of my cat-related mini headlines. They should give a clear indication on my feelings regarding cats. ********** Cat's Nine Lives no Match for Shotgun Study: Cats unable to swim... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-30-2008, 11:46 AM
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Replies: 3,394
Views: 590,711
Posted By
the phantom
Quite the tale you are spinning, Hook. I can't...Quite the tale you are spinning, Hook. I can't wait to see what happens next! |
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