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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-20-2016, 04:37 PM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
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Galadriel55
Indeed, Jawas began to dress this way after the...
Indeed, Jawas began to dress this way after the phantom graced Tatooine with his presence. Phact: the phantom is the reason palantirs can talk to each other. Phact: the phantom once forgot to... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-26-2012, 09:39 PM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
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Galadriel55
Phact: the phantom can judge a round of Taters to...
Phact: the phantom can judge a round of Taters to Taters and win that round. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-22-2012, 07:09 PM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
Phact: The Phantom never lies. If he says...
Phact: The Phantom never lies. If he says something that differs from the truth, well, truth better change itself quickly. Phact: there are two basic rules in life. 1) the phantom is always right.... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-19-2012, 05:34 PM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
Phact: the phantom lives longer than anyone...
Phact: the phantom lives longer than anyone around him. How can we prove that? Easily! February, in the phantom's calendar, always has 30 days. Phact: people only decided on the ∞ sign for... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-20-2012, 09:53 AM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
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Galadriel55
Phact: whoever says that perfection in impossible...
Phact: whoever says that perfection in impossible has never met the phantom. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-15-2012, 07:20 AM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
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Galadriel55
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-14-2012, 07:47 PM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
Phact: the phantom takes the bite from the...
Phact: the phantom takes the bite from the MacIntosh and looks out the Windows. Phact: fool a man - shame on you. Fool a superior - well, just don't fool a superior. You can never fool the... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-12-2012, 03:39 PM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
Phact: the phantom can win a game of chess in one...
Phact: the phantom can win a game of chess in one move. Phact: the phantom once flew around the world. On his bicycle. Phact: there was once a man who annoyed the phantom, so the phantom... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-12-2012, 10:49 AM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
Phact: an average Downer can only guess what will...
Phact: an average Downer can only guess what will happen to the Downs in 2 years. the phantom knows what will happen to the Downs in 2 years. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-28-2012, 09:16 AM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
Good one, Nilp!
Phact: TP can get an...
Good one, Nilp! Phact: TP can get an interview from a mountain. Been done, been proved. (See yesterday's issue of The Downer.) |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-21-2012, 02:40 PM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
Phact: the phantom has a pH of inphinity.
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Phact: the phantom has a pH of inphinity. Phact: the phantom knows how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck can chuck wood. Phact: ...I'm not telling you this secret! :p |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-08-2012, 08:36 AM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
Phact: December 2012 is said to mark the end of...
Phact: December 2012 is said to mark the end of the world. But what would really happen is that the phantom would forget about it. Phact: A host of Downers with Personal Titles was filled with... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-30-2011, 03:19 PM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
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Galadriel55
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-23-2011, 08:50 PM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
Phact: the only reason Eru allowed the creation...
Phact: the only reason Eru allowed the creation of Dwarves is because the phantom took a liking to them. Phact: you know that the Ring's temptations are all lies because it always says "with me... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-23-2011, 05:43 PM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
I'm not sure if this has been said before...
...but either way, good phacts are worth repeating. Phact: the phantom said, "Let there be light!" And there was light. It was the light of his brilliance. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-20-2011, 10:49 AM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
Phact: when one looks into Galadriel's Mirror, he...
Phact: when one looks into Galadriel's Mirror, he sees the phantom. The phantom is seen in different forms. He is the past, present, and future. But you gave me the idea. :) |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-19-2011, 01:50 PM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
Lol! :D
Or, how about, the phantom...
Lol! :D Or, how about, the phantom just told the Beleger to get out of the way, and it did. Phact: when the phantom told the Dark Lord to go to sleep, he did. Phact: Gollum calls the sun... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-19-2011, 01:02 PM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
:D
Phact: Pheanor died, but gave the...:D Phact: Pheanor died, but gave the Silmarili to the Phantom. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-19-2011, 09:09 AM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
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Galadriel55
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-18-2011, 08:59 PM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
Alternative phact: you wil curse the day you...
Alternative phact: you wil curse the day you waited for phantom to actualy ask you to do it. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-16-2011, 10:05 PM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
If only the link would work, by the power of...
If only the link would work, by the power of phantom... Phact: Erendis once said that to Aldarion. This was the beginning of her real misfortunes. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-16-2011, 09:52 PM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
Phact: phantom's phavourite element is...
Phact: phantom's phavourite element is phosphorus. :smokin: |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-06-2011, 10:50 AM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
Phact: when Gandalf uncloaks, you put on...
Phact: when Gandalf uncloaks, you put on protective eyewear (:cool:). When the phantom uncloaks, you ogle (:eek:) :p |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-04-2011, 04:59 PM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
Phact: Frodo only stopped raiding Maggot's farm...
Phact: Frodo only stopped raiding Maggot's farm when the farmer told him: "For the love of Phantom, leave my poor mushrooms alone!" And for the love of Phantom he did leave them alone. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-03-2011, 07:30 PM
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Replies: 132
Views: 52,830
Posted By
Galadriel55
Phact: I'm bored with homework :p
Phact: the phantom is able to possess other beings. Wait...... isn't that Voldemort? Phact: Voldemort is the phantom, having some fun. Phact: the phantom doesn't need a wand to beat everyone... |
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