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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-29-2008, 09:49 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Unfortunately, Gothmog somehow managed a massive...
Unfortunately, Gothmog somehow managed a massive and efficient personality cult via a random late-night poll, that was exclusively given to those Morgoth had paid off to get his right hand man out of... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-08-2007, 01:24 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Unfortunately, Were-Galadriel had an epidemic of...
Unfortunately, Were-Galadriel had an epidemic of fleas which not only chewed upon her, but her umbrella as well (as it was made from her very own wolfish matts and groomings). ~ Yet Another?! Ka |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-28-2007, 04:09 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Unfortunately, they just went on to operate a...
Unfortunately, they just went on to operate a four star monster-truck mod shop outside of Mordor under the assumed form of 'Awesome of Arda'. ~ Ka |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-24-2007, 09:39 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Unfortunately, the entwives were just about fed...
Unfortunately, the entwives were just about fed up the whole kaboodle, and decided to take a life boat off of there... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-07-2007, 02:57 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Unfortunately, like Wilde once said, six months...
Unfortunately, like Wilde once said, six months too soon 'the new black' became 'the new Nine' and thus our pauvre Gandalf was ambushed by an confused group of suspicious hobbits with fashion... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-30-2007, 08:50 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Fortunately, due to Johnny's immense body heat*,...
Fortunately, due to Johnny's immense body heat*, his wounds were cauterized and thus he prevented too much bloody loss. *Taking that he is a Balrog, yes? This raises another question, do Barlogs... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-06-2006, 09:55 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Fortunately, the acid in Johnny's stomach was not...
Fortunately, the acid in Johnny's stomach was not enough to harm the walnut, and it grew, and grew, and grew... Until it had split Johnny in two, where from his remains gave enough nourishment for... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-16-2006, 08:44 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Fortunately, the check bounced due to the fact...
Fortunately, the check bounced due to the fact that this check and the only person who cared to write it, was Sauron, who was cheap enough for pennies had pulled out too many loans anyways... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-31-2006, 12:29 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Fortunately, Gandalf the uncloaker usurped the...
Fortunately, Gandalf the uncloaker usurped the throne again, this time proving random efforts (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=486405&postcount=11458) to brake all laws of physics and... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-02-2006, 12:32 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Unfortunately, a curious creature named Prode...
Unfortunately, a curious creature named Prode just arrived from K-PAX, and enlightened Sauron in the wonderful use of sunglasses and light travel... ~ Aesthete |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-05-2006, 08:29 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Fortunately, a quick therapy session and one...
Fortunately, a quick therapy session and one gigantic couch constructed later, the dragon's anger was found to have come simply from a childhood trama of a unsympathic mother... ~Aesthete |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-13-2006, 05:45 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Fortunately, the venue director threw in a few...
Fortunately, the venue director threw in a few high light bands, such as: Legolas' Shampoo Bottle, The Starlight Arwens, and the ever popular Frodo's 9th finger, to keep the chrowd occupied long... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-12-2006, 12:04 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Fortunately, the Nazgul caught a ride on an ATP...
Fortunately, the Nazgul caught a ride on an ATP stallion and headed for the Golgi Apparatus highway of Rivendale... ~ Aesthete |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-09-2006, 07:02 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Fortunately, Eru who had been taking a coffee...
Fortunately, Eru who had been taking a coffee break on the veranda was suddenly struck with a memory that Arda had been brought about somehow, by himself, and soon returned to place Middle Earth, in... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-18-2005, 08:13 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Unfortunately, someone stole his pen and made off...
Unfortunately, someone stole his pen and made off with the cup of good tea... ~ Ka |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-06-2005, 09:08 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Unfortunately, Morgoth was out of the all too...
Unfortunately, Morgoth was out of the all too over-looked Band-Aid, and it's fierce friend, Iodine... ~ Aesthete |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-25-2005, 08:44 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
Posted By
THE Ka
Unfortunately, as with most pesky germs, they...
Unfortunately, as with most pesky germs, they can't help but pass themselves along and entered into Middle Earth on a mission of empathy... ~ Ka |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-15-2005, 06:44 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Unfortunately, like most insurance companies,...
Unfortunately, like most insurance companies, their interests tend to be not in the welfare of the mortal envelope but that of the pocketbook, and in doing so, indirectly, but most the cause of,... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-05-2005, 10:32 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Fortunately, the virus belonged to a family of...
Fortunately, the virus belonged to a family of rather sneeky but, weak bacterium that split themselves in two at the sight of the might mold warrior - Penicillium Man! With his taste for runny noses,... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-04-2005, 11:03 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Fortunately, charges of running down the...
Fortunately, charges of running down the suppositly cloaked un-cloaked were not as great in mordor as in else wheres, since everyone, even the orc-swimcloak models found it rather rude to do such a... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-22-2005, 11:12 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
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THE Ka
Unfortunately, when Gimli tried to host the first...
Unfortunately, when Gimli tried to host the first ever (and most remembered) maia only performed lazer lights solo rock show, something went terribly wrong and the only disclosings from the... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-16-2005, 07:44 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
Posted By
THE Ka
Fortunately, he decided to swallow the ring with...
Fortunately, he decided to swallow the ring with a good glass of water, which unknown to him was coated with a high amount of formaldehyde, which immediately put him in a coma. ~ Aesthete |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-16-2005, 12:02 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
Posted By
THE Ka
Fortunately, Varda happened to be drinking some...
Fortunately, Varda happened to be drinking some hot cocoa and put a damper on the Witch-King's 'coolness' for good... ~ Aesthete |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-02-2005, 09:22 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
Posted By
THE Ka
Unfortunately, as we all know with holes, melkor...
Unfortunately, as we all know with holes, melkor fell through the bottom into a rather strange demention where he was caught in a caucus race and made to listen to a long tale about a moody mouse...... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-01-2005, 11:22 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 670,540
Posted By
THE Ka
now, that's what I call devotion...
Unfortunately, Tom Bombadil found the ring again whilst on yet another errand for the very flaky Goldberry, and this time had a full background check on the Nazgul he gave it to, warning him to be... |
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