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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-15-2007, 04:32 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
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Fortunately, in a manner akin to the...
Fortunately, in a manner akin to the Silmarillion, Bill the Zombie Pony confronted Sauron, who in his idiocy, sent his ponies out one by one into a trap to their doom before going out himself,... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-14-2007, 07:34 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
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Fortunately, in his time as the Necromancer, the...
Fortunately, in his time as the Necromancer, the one thing Sauron actually learned to bring back from the dead was a pony. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-04-2007, 04:22 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
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Unfortunately, yes he does, as most zombie movies...
Unfortunately, yes he does, as most zombie movies display to open view. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-29-2007, 11:17 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
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Unfortunately, out of this pit rose a giant beast...
Unfortunately, out of this pit rose a giant beast made of lava, formed when a Silmaril fell into a deep chasm in the ground. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-29-2007, 02:47 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
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Fortunately, in a manner similar to this video...
Fortunately, in a manner similar to this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73hH8fx4hEg the moon became evil and fell on the Demon Duck of Doom, killing it. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-28-2007, 03:08 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
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Unfortunately, throwing the Ring into a moat of...
Unfortunately, throwing the Ring into a moat of lava near the rubble of Barad-Dur worked too. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-18-2007, 11:49 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
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Unfortunately, Mandos disliked author insertion...
Unfortunately, Mandos disliked author insertion and beat everyone to near death before throwing them in the void. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-08-2007, 12:38 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-06-2007, 01:29 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
Posted By
The 1,000 Reader
Unfortunately, the moon set and the sun rose,...
Unfortunately, the moon set and the sun rose, turning Were-Feanor into Feanor, thereby undoing all good influence effects. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-04-2007, 10:14 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
Posted By
The 1,000 Reader
Unfortunately, he was dead from being in the...
Unfortunately, he was dead from being in the rock, and he had no chance of becoming a zombie. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-01-2007, 01:22 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
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The 1,000 Reader
Unfortunately, it was a poor joke extended too...
Unfortunately, it was a poor joke extended too far. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-27-2007, 10:54 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
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The 1,000 Reader
Unfortunately, when Aule heard of Sauron's...
Unfortunately, when Aule heard of Sauron's humiliating loss to Huan, he spent the whole night binge-drinking, asking himself "Where did I go wrong in rasing that boy?", and the liquor made him... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-26-2007, 04:28 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
Posted By
The 1,000 Reader
Fortunately (for Sauron) the air in Mordor really...
Fortunately (for Sauron) the air in Mordor really was a poison, and everybody died. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-23-2007, 06:13 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
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The 1,000 Reader
Unfortunately, it was done like it would happen...
Unfortunately, it was done like it would happen in real life, not in a cartoon, and so all the children watching were thrown into shock. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-22-2007, 03:17 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
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The 1,000 Reader
Unfortunately, the animator dying was also an...
Unfortunately, the animator dying was also an illusion, seeing as how he killed Mount Zoom first by not continuing the running gags. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-22-2007, 12:05 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
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The 1,000 Reader
Unfortunately, this animator didn't like running...
Unfortunately, this animator didn't like running gags and so they all stayed dead. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-19-2007, 09:28 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
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The 1,000 Reader
Unfortunately, Phantom was smashed by several...
Unfortunately, Phantom was smashed by several energy bolts and sucked into a vaccum cleaner. Afterwards, two men in black suits arrived and captured Alien, driving off with him out cold in the back... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-19-2007, 06:27 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
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The 1,000 Reader
Fortunately, that triggered something that...
Fortunately, that triggered something that separated Middle-Earth from Earth, and thus got rid of all of these communist and capitalist views. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-18-2007, 11:29 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
Posted By
The 1,000 Reader
Fortunately, all the bad parts of Russia were...
Fortunately, all the bad parts of Russia were washed away. ...and Middle-Earth lived on to see another day. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-18-2007, 07:51 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
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The 1,000 Reader
Fortunately, it returned to normal with only a...
Fortunately, it returned to normal with only a few creases. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-18-2007, 07:37 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
Posted By
The 1,000 Reader
Fortunately, Eru came and said "Gandalf, I am...
Fortunately, Eru came and said "Gandalf, I am ashamed. To fight against the conquering of the world only to conquer it yourself? I give you two options. You can surrender to me and restore the world... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-08-2007, 09:39 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
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The 1,000 Reader
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-07-2007, 01:59 AM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
Posted By
The 1,000 Reader
Unfortunately, a lot of people other than the...
Unfortunately, a lot of people other than the orcs relied on those suits, and were doomed when Saruman's cruddy quality began to show. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-05-2007, 07:48 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
Posted By
The 1,000 Reader
Unfortunately, that place was Eru's courtroom.
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Unfortunately, that place was Eru's courtroom. "I deem you all guilty for partaking in the lame and pathetic action of self-insertion!" Then everybody was thrown in the void and starved to death... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-04-2007, 03:56 PM
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Replies: 6,669
Views: 673,205
Posted By
The 1,000 Reader
Unfortunately, that meant that the technology...
Unfortunately, that meant that the technology that we have today would never find roots in Middle-Earth. |
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