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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-01-2008, 12:24 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 11,547
Posted By Alonna
So, Galadriel went off with Khamul to become...

So, Galadriel went off with Khamul to become Queen of the Easterlings.

Well, Gimli raised an army to get her back.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-07-2008, 08:40 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 658,034
Posted By Alonna
Unfortunately, all the books were written in a...

Unfortunately, all the books were written in a foreign language no one could understand.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-07-2008, 05:47 AM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 658,034
Posted By Alonna
Unfortunately, Morgoth had a good cable repairman...

Unfortunately, Morgoth had a good cable repairman who was able to fix the cable.
Forum: The Movies 02-06-2008, 08:54 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 18,266
Posted By Alonna
Daniel Day-Lewis was offered the role of Aragorn...

Daniel Day-Lewis was offered the role of Aragorn several times, but he turned it down. Unfortunately, Day-Lewis tends to be very picky about what roles he takes. He's only done four films in the last...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 02-01-2008, 05:40 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 658,034
Posted By Alonna
Fortunately, Morgoth was severely allergic to...

Fortunately, Morgoth was severely allergic to sugar and had a terrible allergic reaction.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-31-2008, 08:06 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 658,034
Posted By Alonna
Fortunately, the Valar were keeping an eye on...

Fortunately, the Valar were keeping an eye on Morgoth so he didn't misbehave.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-31-2008, 09:51 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 13,669
Posted By Alonna
There's furniture store near where I live called...

There's furniture store near where I live called Lothlorien. I also once saw a real estate agency that was called Ithilien Homes.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-22-2008, 03:46 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 658,034
Posted By Alonna
Unfortunately when the elves stopped, dropped,...

Unfortunately when the elves stopped, dropped, and rolled, they rolled into a bunch of thorn bushes.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-20-2008, 05:22 PM
Replies: 596
Views: 110,745
Posted By Alonna
Granted. After admitting that he wears a wig,...

Granted. After admitting that he wears a wig, Bilbo is unfortunately disqualified from the annual Shire beauty pageant.

I wish Faramir had a lightsaber.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-14-2008, 10:42 AM
Replies: 587
Views: 94,222
Posted By Alonna
A. An infinite number of times. Sam is a pacifist...

A. An infinite number of times. Sam is a pacifist and would never harm another living creature.

Q. What are the people of Middle Earth doing to combat global warming?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-12-2008, 07:36 AM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 658,034
Posted By Alonna
Unfortunately, the penguin was so heavy that the...

Unfortunately, the penguin was so heavy that the eagle couldn't carry her and fell into the sea of magma.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-11-2008, 06:36 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 13,525
Posted By Alonna
What does Thranduil use to decorate his bedroom?

What does Thranduil use to decorate his bedroom?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-03-2008, 01:46 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 658,034
Posted By Alonna
Fortunately, Frodo is a better swimmer than you...

Fortunately, Frodo is a better swimmer than you are.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-02-2008, 05:50 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 658,034
Posted By Alonna
Fortunately, Frodo had a picklock with him and...

Fortunately, Frodo had a picklock with him and was able to escape the cage.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-02-2008, 03:40 PM
Replies: 587
Views: 94,222
Posted By Alonna
A. From Wal-Mart. There was a fifty percent off...

A. From Wal-Mart. There was a fifty percent off sale.

Q. Why do none of the hobbits have lung cancer from smoking so much pipeweed?
Forum: The Movies 01-02-2008, 02:35 PM
Replies: 221
Views: 75,209
Posted By Alonna
The sequel films that you mention that did better...

The sequel films that you mention that did better than the first films have one big advantage over HDM. They were well received by audiences. The Golden Compass has gotten terrible reviews from...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-02-2008, 01:29 PM
Replies: 587
Views: 94,222
Posted By Alonna
A. The Clone Wars animated series because Count...

A. The Clone Wars animated series because Count Dooku looks so much like him.

Q. What stuffed toy does Denethor like to sleep with at night?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-01-2008, 09:10 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 658,034
Posted By Alonna
Unfortunately, Pippin had replaced their swords...

Unfortunately, Pippin had replaced their swords with fake rubber ones as a prank.
Forum: The Books 12-30-2007, 04:34 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 6,145
Posted By Alonna
A number of parallels can be found between HP and...

A number of parallels can be found between HP and LOTR. There's the similarity in names between Wormtail and Wormtongue who play similar roles of betrayal but are later spared from death. There's...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-18-2007, 11:58 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 11,547
Posted By Alonna
So, Elladan and Elrohir tried to kill Faramir. ...

So, Elladan and Elrohir tried to kill Faramir.

Well, the ghost of Denethor showed up and set both of Elrond's sons on fire.
Forum: The Movies 12-11-2007, 09:48 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 7,716
Posted By Alonna
Are you sure this isn't Bakshi's portrayal of Sam...

Are you sure this isn't Bakshi's portrayal of Sam you're talking about and not Jackson's? While Jackson's Sam wasn't getting his application ready for MENSA, he was shown to have a sense of wisdom,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-09-2007, 12:13 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,868,964
Posted By Alonna
Sauron's new plot to rule Middle Earth involved...

Sauron's new plot to rule Middle Earth involved driving all the people of Middle Earth into debt by selling them ridiculously expensive coffee.
Forum: The Books 12-07-2007, 01:36 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 25,173
Posted By Alonna
If Mr. Pullman thinks as highly of himself as he...

If Mr. Pullman thinks as highly of himself as he seems to based on his interviews, I wonder if he can explain why everyone is trashing the film version of his book. It is currently labeled as rotten...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-05-2007, 09:40 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 658,034
Posted By Alonna
Unfortunately, the Gondorian soldiers decided to...

Unfortunately, the Gondorian soldiers decided to use the eagles for target practice.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-05-2007, 05:47 PM
Replies: 6,669
Views: 658,034
Posted By Alonna
Fortunately, Mount Doom had stopped erupting.

Fortunately, Mount Doom had stopped erupting.
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