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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-18-2015, 10:00 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
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Lalwendė
"Sorry, Thorin, I don't care how much you 'rock'....
"Sorry, Thorin, I don't care how much you 'rock'. Your decision to cut off your beard means you aren't suitable for my ZZ Top tribute band." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-10-2013, 06:16 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
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Lalwendė
Legolas vainly hoped that drinking out of a manly...
Legolas vainly hoped that drinking out of a manly pint pot would make him look less girly. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-24-2013, 05:35 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
Five year old boys the length and breadth of the...
Five year old boys the length and breadth of the nation were slightly confused by the new episodes of Postman Pat. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-13-2013, 05:17 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
Thorin: "Thanks for the beard hair. Don't you...
Thorin: "Thanks for the beard hair. Don't you think it's jazzed up my cheap Primark Uggs a treat?" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-23-2013, 04:04 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
Thorin: "Oi! Bilbo! Have you finished with the...
Thorin: "Oi! Bilbo! Have you finished with the Palantir Times yet? I want to know what time Heir Hunters is on." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-19-2013, 01:56 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
Bilbo: "WHAT?!"
The company waits to see if...
Bilbo: "WHAT?!" The company waits to see if Bilbo will hurl his copy of A Storm Of Swords to the wall as he gets to that moment. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-14-2013, 05:20 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
Middle-England Elrond: "So, now you've shown me...
Middle-England Elrond: "So, now you've shown me what it says in the Daily Mail, I'm wholeheartedly behind your mission! LAYABOUT DRAGON SCROUNGES OFF HARD WORKING DWARVES. You have to do something or... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-09-2013, 04:59 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
Gandalf: "I called in because you're really good...
Gandalf: "I called in because you're really good with runes, and this blasted manual for my new DVD player may as well be written in them." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-04-2013, 07:14 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
Gandalf: "So, I'm doing this sponsored walk in...
Gandalf: "So, I'm doing this sponsored walk in aid of the Homeless Dwarves' charity, how about a penny a mile?" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-01-2013, 02:57 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
Elrond checks that Gandalf actually completed the...
Elrond checks that Gandalf actually completed the set of 100 lines he set for his punishment: I must not uncloak I must not uncloak I must not uncloak ....... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-25-2012, 06:14 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
Bilbo soon realised that an Elven sword is a boon...
Bilbo soon realised that an Elven sword is a boon when the Yule turkey is overcooked yet again. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-17-2012, 05:50 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
Bilbo: "Just keep still, Gandalf, do you really...
Bilbo: "Just keep still, Gandalf, do you really want the White Council to know you got a Hobbit to trim your fringe?" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-18-2012, 06:01 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
The final show down in the All Middle-earth...
The final show down in the All Middle-earth Mighty Mullet Competition starts to turn nasty when Aragorn accuses his opponent of using kirby grips rather than commit fully to the philosophy of... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-12-2012, 02:02 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
Saruman was overjoyed to snag one of this year's...
Saruman was overjoyed to snag one of this year's limited supply of Heston Blumenthal's Whole Orange Christmas Puddings. "I can get £40 for this on eBay!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-19-2012, 04:25 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
Elrond: "What time do you call this? We ordered...
Elrond: "What time do you call this? We ordered that pizza for delivery an hour ago!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-16-2012, 12:46 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
Thranduil, also to be seen in Desperate...
Thranduil, also to be seen in Desperate Scousewives and The Only Way Is Essex. Reem, innit! :D |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-11-2012, 03:28 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
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Lalwendė
Thranduil: "Girl, I was dressing this way before...
Thranduil: "Girl, I was dressing this way before Gaga." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-10-2012, 02:23 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-28-2012, 05:00 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
"I'm sure I asked for some Lego and a new Chopper...
"I'm sure I asked for some Lego and a new Chopper bike?" Bilbo rechecks his letter to Santa on Christmas morning when he gets up to find some hairy Dwarves under the tree. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-28-2012, 04:23 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
http://www.richardarmitagenet.com/images/gallery/H...http://www.richardarmitagenet.com/images/gallery/Hobbit/HobbitStills/album/slides/1-EW-Bilbo-Dwarves.jpg "What is this tripe?!" Bilbo is transfixed by the horror that is the latest fan fic taking... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-15-2012, 06:08 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
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Lalwendė
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-09-2012, 02:21 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
Thuringwethil pursues Draugluin with vengeance in...
Thuringwethil pursues Draugluin with vengeance in mind, after discovering that he's come home from a week away with a bad case of fleas. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-08-2012, 02:30 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
Today, under the thirty year rule, top secret...
Today, under the thirty year rule, top secret Government documents were released for the first time. The most shocking of these reveals the mayhem that overtook the BBC TV Centre when John Noakes... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-07-2012, 05:14 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
This year, some of the outfits worn by those...
This year, some of the outfits worn by those attending Whitby Goth Weekend were more extreme than ever. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-30-2011, 07:56 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,136
Posted By
Lalwendė
The first time Galadriel used her mirror in 3,472...
The first time Galadriel used her mirror in 3,472 years, she had a bit of a nasty surprise. |
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