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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-27-2024, 02:55 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
What a jingle for a Middle-Earth themed cooking...
What a jingle for a Middle-Earth themed cooking show! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-22-2022, 06:47 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
Frodo quickly realised that the Magic of Gandalf...
Frodo quickly realised that the Magic of Gandalf mainly consisted of making items "float" in mid air with the cunning use of very thin string. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-11-2021, 03:14 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
"Listen guys you have been loitering here since...
"Listen guys you have been loitering here since 2019, don't you have a mountain to catch?" http://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Rings-1.jpg Gandalf was tempted by the Ring, but in... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-10-2021, 08:24 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
At roll call Gimli managed to cover-up the...
At roll call Gimli managed to cover-up the absence of the rest of the fellowship, by the strategic placement of cardboard cut-outs and Elrond seemed none the wiser. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-09-2021, 01:47 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
Elrond started to doubt his own judgment, when he...
Elrond started to doubt his own judgment, when he for the thousand time had to scold the Fellowship for turning on all the torches in broad daylight. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-07-2020, 03:16 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
Is this allowed?
Hugo Weaving was very happy to announce that in order to "corner the market", he had managed to convince New Line and Peter Jackson to film Lord of the Rings as well as a porno parody silmutaniously... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-07-2019, 02:49 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
Don't mention the abominationMuch to the dismay of the Fellowship, and due to unfortunate incidents in the past, Elrond explained in no uncertain terms, that elvish hospitality did not extend to naked frolicking in public... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-14-2017, 03:13 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
Bilbo's attempt of becoming The Shire's top...
Bilbo's attempt of becoming The Shire's top Crooner was constantly being undermined by Gandalf's jazz hands. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-20-2017, 04:12 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
Merry thoroughly disliked when Pippin would get...
Merry thoroughly disliked when Pippin would get too drunk and start a staring contest with an inanimate object. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-16-2016, 12:16 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
At that very moment Azog dearly regretted having...
At that very moment Azog dearly regretted having slashed the trouser budget for his troops. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-17-2016, 02:39 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
"...human shields, walking packed lunches, which...
"...human shields, walking packed lunches, which can also be outrun if you get pursued by wargs" Elrond stopped talking, he could tell that he had said too much, apparently 'The many reasons to... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-17-2016, 03:03 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
The moment it was announced that Obelix would not...
The moment it was announced that Obelix would not be suing for copyright infringement. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-10-2015, 02:51 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
It took all his willpower not to stare, but...
It took all his willpower not to stare, but Thorin was shocked to learn that Gandalf was made of granite from the waist down. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-28-2014, 02:04 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
It was so seldom that Gimli encountered people...
It was so seldom that Gimli encountered people shorter than him self, that he could not resist the urge to lean on Frodo. or The scene moments prior to Frodo loosing it, and beating a faceless... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-22-2014, 06:37 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
Legolas was the only one at the Council of Elrond...
Legolas was the only one at the Council of Elrond who thought it was an appropriate time for locker-room talk. or Orlando Bloom went on to star in the LotR spin-off movies "Weekend at... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-21-2014, 12:20 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
The elves of Mirkwood were social outcasts,...
The elves of Mirkwood were social outcasts, mostly due to excessive use of velour. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-15-2014, 02:32 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
Labored joke of the day...Frodo hatches his evil scheme: To slowly poison the offspring of the big-people with huge quantities of sugar, by feeding them his latest invention 'The Froot Loop'. or Frodo always had an... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-13-2014, 11:33 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
Aragorn: The walls...
Legolas: Don't just stand...
Aragorn: The walls... Legolas: Don't just stand there try to brace it with something! Aragorn: Wait... which movie franchise is this? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-25-2013, 09:02 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
Aragorn stood frozen unable to move as he was...
Aragorn stood frozen unable to move as he was shunned by his former friends, and the hopes and dreams of his kin came tumbling down around him. The realisation that he was a rotten branch on the... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-25-2013, 02:12 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
The pillars of Medusel were in fact purely...
The pillars of Medusel were in fact purely decorative, the roof was only kept in place by a few select Rohiric men, with some exceptionally sturdy spears. or Legolas was rather miffed that... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-24-2013, 03:33 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
The others walked away in a brisk pace, as...
The others walked away in a brisk pace, as Aragorn's loud diarreah farts were quickly gathering attention. or... Merry and Pippin did remarkably well, considering that their only props were a... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-15-2013, 03:51 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
# 3700
Eowyn had learned at a very young age, that a sword stuck in the floor, could be easily disguised by an epic pose. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-14-2013, 06:08 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
Sword in hand, Eowyn was going to make sure that...
Sword in hand, Eowyn was going to make sure that those pesky birds would never again attempt to make her a dress. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-13-2013, 01:56 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
Gandalf had committed the perfect crime, nobody...
Gandalf had committed the perfect crime, nobody would ever find out what had happened to his two victims. Or rather they wouldn't have, if he hadn't decided to keep one of their hats as a souvenir. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-20-2013, 07:19 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,147
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Rune Son of Bjarne
Too late the dwarves discovered that they had...
Too late the dwarves discovered that they had given Bilbo the wrong contract, and so they had to deliver 350 Shetland ponies before the next day. |
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