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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-04-2013, 07:08 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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HerenIstarion
Kili: Hey, Mister, wanna buy some coke? It's in...
Kili: Hey, Mister, wanna buy some coke? It's in this club here... Thorin: um? Fili: yeah, dude, that club is full of coke, best stuff? Thorin: er... Fili: No? Then we haz other stuff too, here,... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-18-2009, 09:22 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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Middle-Earth Bowling Championship Final:
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Middle-Earth Bowling Championship Final: Saruman: Com'on, I need that strike, now! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-08-2009, 04:57 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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Sam pondering at his reflection in the mirror the...
Sam pondering at his reflection in the mirror the day after being served beer 'in pints' in Bree... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-14-2007, 03:48 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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Gandalf: you have it all wrong!
Can't you see...
Gandalf: you have it all wrong! Can't you see we need a hand In the navy Come on, protect the motherland In the navy Come on and join your fellow man... (quick muttering: er, ork, troll,... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-01-2007, 04:37 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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Aragorn: Extraordinary! Absolutely extraordinary!...
Aragorn: Extraordinary! Absolutely extraordinary! My name came out of the Cup just now! Galadriel: C’est impossible! What eez ze meaning of zis? Zair ‘as been a mistake, 'e cannot marry 'er. 'e eez... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-05-2007, 11:04 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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Seems like the thread needs reviving :)
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Seems like the thread needs reviving :) http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2001_Lord_of_the_Rings:_The_Fellowship_of_the_Ring/viggo_mortensen_the_lord_of_the_rings_the_fellowship_of_the_ring_001.jpg ... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-02-2007, 02:42 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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Girl in chair to herself (reading Title VII of...
Girl in chair to herself (reading Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964) harassment... well, form of sexual discrimination... mmm... are fishes sexual...? they are surely discriminating, seeing... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-08-2006, 06:22 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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Orc: Good morning, sir
Sam: Good morning, sir ...
Orc: Good morning, sir Sam: Good morning, sir Orc: There is no room enough for two to pass, let me step aside for you, sir! Sam: Oh, no sir, you pass first, give me a pleasure! Orc: Ah, sir, but... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-23-2006, 04:46 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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BW: Now we do the same to the left......
BW: Now we do the same to the left... one-two-three... one-two-three Frodo: one-two-three... one-two-three... (...I kinda hoped that at least a waltz teacher in this dancing school would be... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-21-2006, 03:58 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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Morning exercises is a clue for staying fit for 5,000 years
Elrond: Good, good, now enough with bobs, let us warm up our arms... spread your arms like this... hey, you, you four, short ones! you in the back, you're too plumpy to be hiding behind the backs... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-29-2006, 05:45 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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Before taking the trip to the Continent, Frodo...
Before taking the trip to the Continent, Frodo was told that Piazza San Marko in Venice would be full of pigeons, and it was a tradition to feed them, but he never expected to see one this big at all |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-07-2006, 01:58 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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Ron Weasly should not have eaten that much of...
Ron Weasly should not have eaten that much of Every Flavour Beans before going to sleep... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-06-2006, 10:43 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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Company of friends out for an after-lunch walk...
Company of friends out for an after-lunch walk stumble upon Gandalf taking a bath in a tub on a wood-glen… Merry: Never thought wizards were human too… he’s taking a bath?! And singing too?! I... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-15-2006, 04:19 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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Tan is bad for health... UVRPA will care for yours!
Ultra Violet Ray Protection Association partisans on the beach: Attraction by active practice is the key! We bathe clothed and greased. Take heart and tell us you won't... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-12-2006, 02:29 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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Meduseld waltz-hall....
Raindrops on roses, And whiskers on kittens, Bright copper kettles, And warm woollen mittens, Brown tousled beards, Tied up with strings, These are a few of my favorite things . . . ... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-06-2006, 01:00 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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Sam: Easy, Gollum, easy... (turning to Frodo) ......
Sam: Easy, Gollum, easy... (turning to Frodo) ... I told you he's stronger when mad, Mr Frodo, I told you! You should have never tried to make him swear by his precious! Frodo: Good Smeagol, nice... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-05-2006, 12:18 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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HerenIstarion
Over the Top casting trials...
John Noble (Bob 'Bull' Hurley): I own you! You are mine! Ian McKellen (Lincoln Hawk): When I turn the cap like this, I'm like...I'm like...hey, Menahem, what I'm like? Truck? Ah, right, I'm like... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-31-2006, 02:57 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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Merry: I'm thirsty, Pippin, terribly thirsty... ...
Merry: I'm thirsty, Pippin, terribly thirsty... Pippin: Oh no, and us only #2,345 in the queue...I should try sneaking up it... please, sir, let us through, he's dying of terrible thirst... and him... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-26-2006, 04:20 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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Sam: But how can we wash our feet in this, if you...
Sam: But how can we wash our feet in this, if you follow my meaning? Frodo: Yes, my lady, verily the basin is set too high up for us halflings to splash in with ease. Galadriel: Just try, would... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-11-2006, 06:17 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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HerenIstarion
Gimli: Ah, Gralin Musicteeth is back!
or,...
Gimli: Ah, Gralin Musicteeth is back! or, with regards to teeth ;): Gimli: No, not a dentist, please, no, no! Barber?!! Than a barber?!! Neither a barber, please, no! I'll take a bath, I... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-27-2005, 02:54 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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Éomer: I see you are thieves and law-breakers!...
Éomer: I see you are thieves and law-breakers! Else how this guy here has the hair of the same hue as we have, when export of Rohirric hair-dye is strictly prohibited by Royal Decree #34/221-5! ... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-16-2005, 04:21 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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Boromir is examining Auguste Rodin exhibition in...
Boromir is examining Auguste Rodin exhibition in Rivendell Museum of Fine Art |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-14-2005, 12:48 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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HerenIstarion
Rivendell School of Arts and Humanities, entry...
Rivendell School of Arts and Humanities, entry exam... Gandalf (mumbles into his beard): What is Quenya for adagio? I once knew every musical term in all the tongues of Elves or Men or Orcs that... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-07-2005, 12:19 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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HerenIstarion
Gollum: It is ours-s-s, precious-sss is-s-s...
Gollum: It is ours-s-s, precious-sss is-s-s ours-ss, at las-s-st, at las-sst! Sam: Mr. Frodo, he is alive, Stinker is alive! But I saw him fall down them Cracks of Doom or whatever! Frodo: Yes,... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-06-2005, 06:21 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,180
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HerenIstarion
Dude! Where is your Ring?
M. What does mine say? P. Cool! And what does mine say? M. Sweet! And what does mine say? P. Cool! And what does mine say? M. Sweet! And what... etc |
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