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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-01-2005, 06:54 PM
Replies: 14,171
Views: 1,186,359
Posted By Bywaters
It's Halloween and the Nazgul fancy a bit of...

It's Halloween and the Nazgul fancy a bit of 'trick or treating', money being a bit short and all...

1st Nazgul: Right lads, we're we going first?

2nd Nazgul: I dunno but if we bump into some...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 09-05-2005, 04:09 PM
Replies: 14,171
Views: 1,186,359
Posted By Bywaters
Elijah: I cant stand it Peter... I thought you...

Elijah: I cant stand it Peter... I thought you said we weren't going to have to do this scene? And now you you throw it into The Return of the King! You know how I hate spiders!! :(
Where's my...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-30-2005, 09:08 AM
Replies: 14,171
Views: 1,186,359
Posted By Bywaters
Saruman: Gandalf, have you seen my stapler? I've...

Saruman: Gandalf, have you seen my stapler? I've been looking for it all day and can't find it anywhere.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-17-2005, 07:55 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 6,271
Posted By Bywaters
Pipe "I'd give anything for a whiff of Old Toby" and...

"I'd give anything for a whiff of Old Toby" and "Longbottom Leaf: the finest pipeweed in the Shire" are phases oft said in the office when it is time for us dirty smokers to go out for a cigarette...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-17-2005, 06:42 AM
Replies: 14,171
Views: 1,186,359
Posted By Bywaters
Musical statues Middle-Earth style:

The atmosphere is tense as the annual game between the Elves, Men and Dwarves heats up.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-20-2005, 04:06 AM
Replies: 14,171
Views: 1,186,359
Posted By Bywaters
Ring Andy: I'm a trained actor reduced to the state of...

Andy: I'm a trained actor reduced to the state of a Gollum!!! :mad:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-16-2005, 05:37 AM
Replies: 14,171
Views: 1,186,359
Posted By Bywaters
The Eye Merry and Pippin catch Sam and Rosie in a...

Merry and Pippin catch Sam and Rosie in a compromising situation when returning to the Green Dragon to collect Pippin's cloak. :eek:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-13-2005, 01:50 AM
Replies: 14,171
Views: 1,186,359
Posted By Bywaters
Manchester Utd fans* look on in despair as...

Manchester Utd fans* look on in despair as Malcolm Glazer prepares to complete his takeover of the club.

(* They get everywhere!)
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-11-2005, 08:03 AM
Replies: 14,171
Views: 1,186,359
Posted By Bywaters
Sting Eowyn: If you keep looking down my top i'll stick...

Eowyn: If you keep looking down my top i'll stick you! :D
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-09-2005, 03:21 PM
Replies: 2,148
Views: 272,833
Posted By Bywaters
1420! ...when you nearly get beaten up by a boxer!

My friend's Dad is a member of the Masons (or something like that) who had organised a charity amature boxing stag night at a local hotel. So me a nine other guys went along. All was going well,...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 05-09-2005, 03:03 PM
Replies: 3,229
Views: 369,278
Posted By Bywaters
Mithalwen posted: ... and when you finally...

Mithalwen posted:

... and when you finally get to the counter, you get told that it has gone up five pounds! :mad: With no explaination or apology.
I think the whole British public transport...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 05-06-2005, 06:43 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 23,091
Posted By Bywaters
1420! A stupid one!

Whenever I listen to "Look What You've Done" by Jet, the line:

"Take my photo off the wall
If it just won't sing for you"

I always think he is singing Frodo instead of photo.

Probably just...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-05-2005, 09:33 AM
Replies: 14,171
Views: 1,186,359
Posted By Bywaters
1420! Merry: What! Where's the flake?

Merry: What! Where's the flake?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-03-2005, 03:50 AM
Replies: 14,171
Views: 1,186,359
Posted By Bywaters
Ring Over loudspeaker: We have you surrounded...

Over loudspeaker: We have you surrounded...
Forum: Quotable Quotes 05-03-2005, 03:07 AM
Replies: 498
Views: 81,894
Posted By Bywaters
Thumbs up Spot on :)

Spot on :)
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-01-2005, 04:06 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,988
Posted By Bywaters
Are you lurking in the Midgewater Marches?

Are you lurking in the Midgewater Marches?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-29-2005, 05:41 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,988
Posted By Bywaters
Palantir-Green Are you in Bree?

Are you in Bree?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-28-2005, 04:34 AM
Replies: 14,171
Views: 1,186,359
Posted By Bywaters
Dark-Eye Merry and Pippin audition for the Black and White...

Merry and Pippin audition for the Black and White Minstrels
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-26-2005, 10:01 AM
Replies: 14,171
Views: 1,186,359
Posted By Bywaters
1420! Elrond and Gandalf look on unimpressed as Gimili...

Elrond and Gandalf look on unimpressed as Gimili awakens after another drinking competiton with Legolas.
Forum: The Movies 04-26-2005, 09:14 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,959
Posted By Bywaters
Sting www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/tg/listmania/list-bro...

www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/tg/listmania/list-browse/-/3NO2SAC7ZTL44/qid=1114524897/sr=5-2/ref=sr_5_11_2/026-0238721-8922813

The above is a link to most of the books in the Sharpe series....
Forum: The Movies 04-25-2005, 10:27 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,959
Posted By Bywaters
Eye I've been thinking a lot about this one this...

I've been thinking a lot about this one this afternoon. I've read a few books in the Sharpe series by Bernard Cornwell. Sharpe being a rifleman during the Napoleonic wars (played by Sean Bean in the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-25-2005, 01:50 AM
Replies: 14,171
Views: 1,186,359
Posted By Bywaters
Eye Elrond desperately tries to remember where he put...

Elrond desperately tries to remember where he put his keys

or

Elrond: ...98, 99, 100, coming, ready or not!
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 04-24-2005, 03:00 PM
Replies: 178
Views: 54,245
Posted By Bywaters
Eye Name (that you go by): Denis Age: 26 ...

Name (that you go by): Denis
Age: 26
Occupation: Piping Engineer (paper pusher)
Future Aspirations: Buy a house/To be truly happy and fulfilled
Goal in life: To not have to get up at 05:20 in the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-23-2005, 11:19 AM
Replies: 14,171
Views: 1,186,359
Posted By Bywaters
Sting Theoden: Damn rain... my joints have seized up. :(

Theoden: Damn rain... my joints have seized up. :(
Forum: Quotable Quotes 04-23-2005, 11:13 AM
Replies: 498
Views: 81,894
Posted By Bywaters
Eye Nice one "You want some?..."

Nice one

"You want some?..."
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