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Forum: The Movies 11-04-2012, 09:58 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 4,781
Posted By Forlong the Fat
Yeah. I think that the "Englishness" point is...

Yeah. I think that the "Englishness" point is both stunningly obvious and fundamentally misguided. First, I think that Tolkien had something altogether older and more universal than Englishness in...
Forum: The Movies 11-04-2012, 07:48 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 4,781
Posted By Forlong the Fat
New Salon LOTR Article

Im sure that we are in for a slew of popular press articles in the run up to the Hobbit film. I link for your reading (dis)pleasure an article that I find to be almost entirely glib and off target....
Forum: The Movies 07-31-2012, 02:58 PM
Replies: 242
Views: 80,180
Posted By Forlong the Fat
This is all subjective, of course, but I just...

This is all subjective, of course, but I just don't view one as supplanting the other. If PJ made god-awful terrible movies out of the books, I would view them as terrible movies, but that would...
Forum: The Movies 07-31-2012, 12:37 PM
Replies: 242
Views: 80,180
Posted By Forlong the Fat
I will reserve judgment about whether it's...

I will reserve judgment about whether it's overkill until I see the movies.

I don't really understand the attitude most are expressing, though. Personally, I enjoyed the LOTR movies a lot, though...
Forum: The Movies 04-23-2012, 07:34 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 4,598
Posted By Forlong the Fat
I'll be surprised if it gets consideration for...

I'll be surprised if it gets consideration for any but the secondary awards (special effects, cinematography, score, etc.). I think the Academy will have a "been there done that" attitude to these...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 04-23-2012, 06:42 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 6,187
Posted By Forlong the Fat
No. I'm not overly fond of it. But I wouldn't...

No. I'm not overly fond of it. But I wouldn't ordinarily feel compelled to demonstrate in detail that terrible writing is terrible. What bothers me is how many people, including a reviewer on Salon,...
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 04-22-2012, 07:31 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 6,187
Posted By Forlong the Fat
I realize I'm resurrecting an old thread here,...

I realize I'm resurrecting an old thread here, but I just came across this and I feel compelled to comment on how truly horrible this book is. And I don't mean the concept--that is completely...
Forum: The Books 04-18-2012, 09:59 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 11,560
Posted By Forlong the Fat
I agree that the Dunedain potentially had the...

I agree that the Dunedain potentially had the skill/inner power to qualify for the "list." But I wonder if Sauron knew about them. He apparently knew nothing about Aragorn, as evidenced by his...
Forum: The Movies 04-18-2012, 09:54 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 13,515
Posted By Forlong the Fat
Very interesting. But I have to say that it...

Very interesting. But I have to say that it raises more questions than it answers in terms of the compatibility of a man and an elf-woman. It seems that elves were tremendously different in their...
Forum: The Movies 04-18-2012, 08:05 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 13,515
Posted By Forlong the Fat
OK. Here's a serious question that probably...

OK. Here's a serious question that probably doesn't deserve it's own thread. What if the movies or some other adaptation portrayed or implied that Aragorn and Arwen had sex? I would say that the...
Forum: The Movies 04-18-2012, 07:37 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 13,515
Posted By Forlong the Fat
In all seriousness I don't know why you would...

In all seriousness I don't know why you would assume that someone would add sex in a tv series. They didn't do that in the movies and they were a spectacular success.

But you must agree with me...
Forum: The Movies 04-18-2012, 06:35 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 13,515
Posted By Forlong the Fat
I disagree. An enhanced relationship between...

I disagree. An enhanced relationship between Gimli and Legolas would bring a dimension of love and tenderness that only incredibly explicit gay elf/dwarf sex can impart. I feel confident that JRT...
Forum: The Movies 04-18-2012, 03:09 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 13,515
Posted By Forlong the Fat
How dare you call my ideas junk? Personally I...

How dare you call my ideas junk? Personally I think every one of my scenarios makes more sense than the elves coming to Helm's Deep.
Forum: The Movies 04-17-2012, 07:29 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 13,515
Posted By Forlong the Fat
You could work in some sex Flashback to...

You could work in some sex

Flashback to Aragorn and Arwen "plighting their troth" (it even sounds a bit dirty)
Sam and Rosie
Sam and Frodo
In a shocker, Sam and Gollum
Obviously Gimli and...
Forum: The Movies 04-17-2012, 12:50 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 13,515
Posted By Forlong the Fat
Wouldn't a LOTR Series Been Nice?

I have been watching, and generally enjoying, Game of Thrones on HBO. Last year, when the first season was on, I bought the first book and got about 150 pages in, but realized that the show was...
Forum: The Books 04-13-2012, 11:15 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 11,560
Posted By Forlong the Fat
The dwarves are interesting. They would never...

The dwarves are interesting. They would never submit to him, and that would certainly bother him very much. Even if he regained his ring he could not have brought them within his dominion, and...
Forum: The Books 04-12-2012, 08:57 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 11,560
Posted By Forlong the Fat
Thanks for the comments and the warm welcome. ...

Thanks for the comments and the warm welcome.

I have my doubts whether Sauron would consider any "mere" man (someone without at least some elvish or Numenorean blood) as a real threat. So I'm not...
Forum: The Books 04-12-2012, 02:53 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 11,560
Posted By Forlong the Fat
Which Names Were Worth "1,000 Mail-Clad Knights?

When the captains are planning the last "assault" on Mordor, Imrahil says something to the effect that Sauron is likely to laugh at the attack because the force is smaller than the van of Gondor's...
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