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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-04-2021, 11:38 AM
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Posted By narfforc
Ah, cheese Hula Hoops, my favourite said Gandalf

Ah, cheese Hula Hoops, my favourite said Gandalf
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-19-2015, 02:43 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By narfforc
'You've spilt ketchup on your fur rug again...

'You've spilt ketchup on your fur rug again Boromir, hold still while Merry scrapes it off with his butter knife'
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-25-2012, 08:05 AM
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Posted By narfforc
Even Smaug cannot stand The Hildebrandt Brothers...

Even Smaug cannot stand The Hildebrandt Brothers artwork, and is attempting to burn it from within..
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-08-2012, 12:46 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By narfforc
Saruman always used to spend time down the...

Saruman always used to spend time down the Bowling Alley on his days off........
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-15-2012, 09:57 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By narfforc
Sam Gamgee practising his swing for the...

Sam Gamgee practising his swing for the Middle-earth Baseball World Series......
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-09-2012, 04:12 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By narfforc
Book 37 of The Breaking Yawn Saga tries to out-do...

Book 37 of The Breaking Yawn Saga tries to out-do The Munsters....
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-31-2011, 05:06 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By narfforc
Galadriel:- You somehow look older Gandalf, how...

Galadriel:- You somehow look older Gandalf, how can this be?

Gandalf:- Wizards are never old.....erm...uh.. they just age differently...

Pider Jackson:- Cut!


From the forthcoming film by...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-25-2011, 01:22 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By narfforc
Smaug: Well whilst you are here Barrel-rider,...

Smaug: Well whilst you are here Barrel-rider, could you help me find my lucky Penny?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-27-2011, 12:47 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By narfforc
.. Spider Elf...Spider Elf kills a Mumakil all by...

.. Spider Elf...Spider Elf kills a Mumakil all by himself. Flies through air, with perfect ease, like a swarm of drunken bees....LOOK OUT ..here comes the Spider Elf.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-25-2011, 02:45 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By narfforc
Peter Jackson off camera..''Try and keep the...

Peter Jackson off camera..''Try and keep the costume clean this time Orlando, we need it when you play Legolas in The Hobbit''

Legolas Bloom..''But he isn't in The Hobbit''

Pider...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-16-2011, 05:20 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By narfforc
I wood knot be so grumpy if you people wood leaf...

I wood knot be so grumpy if you people wood leaf me alone and stop taking photo's of me......................
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-12-2011, 01:04 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By narfforc
A Fourth Age picture of Treebeard runninng away...

A Fourth Age picture of Treebeard runninng away in panic from the great dwarven inventor Axenshovel, who had just created the first chainsaw.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-02-2011, 12:51 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By narfforc
Frodo thought that the fight with the hand would...

Frodo thought that the fight with the hand would be tough....... but didn't think he could beat all of The Addams Family.......
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-22-2011, 06:37 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By narfforc
Eowyn: Why the long face? Winfola: I was...

Eowyn: Why the long face?

Winfola: I was born this way, what's laughing boy's excuse!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-28-2011, 02:52 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By narfforc
Pippin:- You picked the wrong one, it was ANGB......

Pippin:- You picked the wrong one, it was ANGB...

Merry:- What!, it came from ANGBAND?

Pippin:- No...it was just BANG out of order!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-19-2010, 11:01 PM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By narfforc
The Barad-dur bathroom in a blackout.

The Barad-dur bathroom in a blackout.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-16-2010, 08:37 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By narfforc
Here is a picture of The Dark Lord painting my...

Here is a picture of The Dark Lord painting my cellar black with the light off.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-04-2010, 03:07 AM
Replies: 14,193
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Posted By narfforc
Tolkien:-So I am asking you to donate just £3 a...

Tolkien:-So I am asking you to donate just £3 a month to Ent-aid. This will enable old Ents like Bagolard behind me, to get a new electric-wheelchair and throw away those awful crutches.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-10-2010, 08:42 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,790
Posted By narfforc
'I'm supposed to take the saddle off when you are...

'I'm supposed to take the saddle off when you are standing, not when you've lain down Snowmane!'



or




The untimely Death of Theoflat Edskew
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-03-2010, 06:28 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,790
Posted By narfforc
Sean Astin:- Now remember what that nice Mr...

Sean Astin:- Now remember what that nice Mr Jackson told us, 'Don't damage The Ringwraiths clothing', as he wants to hire it out to The Dementors in the next Potty Harry movie.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-27-2010, 07:57 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,790
Posted By narfforc
Sam: I told you not to go and follow Mr Merry...

Sam: I told you not to go and follow Mr Merry again, He always getting Lost.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 12-12-2009, 12:34 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,790
Posted By narfforc
Pippin wins the Ale vs Weed Halucination Contest...

Pippin wins the Ale vs Weed Halucination Contest whilst squinting at Gandalf the Pink on his Big Pink Pig
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-23-2009, 12:54 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,790
Posted By narfforc
Frodo:- Gandalf, why is your hair smouldering? ...

Frodo:- Gandalf, why is your hair smouldering?

Gandalf:- It's this new weed I'm trying, it gives off a little bit too much methane.

Frodo:- You're not trying the one called Largebottom Leaf...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-27-2009, 11:04 AM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,790
Posted By narfforc
GANDALF: Where's Aragorn gone? LEGOLAS: He...

GANDALF: Where's Aragorn gone?

LEGOLAS: He was here a moment ago.

GRIMA: Please don't set him on me as well, it's not fair.

GIMLI: I'll just go and find him.

THEODEN: Who the hell is this...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 10-13-2009, 02:04 PM
Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,892,790
Posted By narfforc
Merry asks if he can have the fork which matches...

Merry asks if he can have the fork which matches the knife he's holding.
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