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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-27-2005, 07:34 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,267
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Sophia the Thunder Mistress
Baked HobbitOn arrival at the Sammath Naur tanning salon, Frodo wonders whether it's really such a good idea to use those "Free Tanning Session" certificates that came in last week's mail. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-28-2005, 05:01 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,267
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Sophia the Thunder Mistress
Hobbit hygiene 101The art of hobbit-stealth involves liberal use of black paint to camoflauge the face along with their trademark silent movements. The art of the hobbit 'fro is altogether different and much more... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-09-2005, 01:51 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,267
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The real outcome of the battle on the peak of...The real outcome of the battle on the peak of Caradhras was pure luck. It was so foggy the Balrog just fell over the edge while Gandalf still was looking for his sword. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-05-2005, 07:38 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,267
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Sophia the Thunder Mistress
"Aaaaaa-ve Ma-riiiiiiiiii-a!!!"Since he obviously does not shower, Aragorn has taken to doing his singing in the heat of battle. w00t! 1800 posts. :D |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-26-2005, 11:51 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,267
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...all alone cousin"drag you around by a lock of your hair... or give you a push at the top of the stair." Hm, probably this one only makes me laugh. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-24-2005, 10:59 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,267
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Sophia the Thunder Mistress
"Haddock's Eyes", or "A Sitting on a Gate"Alice watched helplessly as the white knight toppled off his horse (again), this time nearly impaling himself on a host of inconveniently placed spearmen. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-09-2005, 01:47 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,267
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Hiding somewhere in the caves, Aragorn wonders...Hiding somewhere in the caves, Aragorn wonders how long the Uruk-Hai will take to realize that the "army" waiting on the walls is really a host of cardboard standups. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-07-2005, 11:14 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,267
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Sophia the Thunder Mistress
David Wenham is downcast to learn that he didn't...David Wenham is downcast to learn that he didn't get the part of Strawberry Shortcake in her upcoming feature film. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-24-2005, 02:26 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,267
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-22-2005, 06:43 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,267
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Sophia the Thunder Mistress
The makers of Trident screamed and fled when they...The makers of Trident screamed and fled when they realize that 2 out of 3 oliphaunt's dentists were still recommending them. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-21-2005, 02:18 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,267
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Sophia the Thunder Mistress
Another example of Sauron's pure disregard for...
Another example of Sauron's pure disregard for the environment. In spite of the ready availability of fuel efficient transportation, he chooses to use the gas-guzzling Hummer Oliphaunt as standard... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-18-2005, 02:15 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,267
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Sophia the Thunder Mistress
Despite the washboard stomach and hours of...Despite the washboard stomach and hours of running around in naught but a loincloth, Smeagol has just discovered that it was Legolas and not he who would become LOTR's sex-symbol. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-17-2005, 09:46 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,267
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Sophia the Thunder Mistress
Take 462Peter Jackson: Alright, Sean, this is the scene where Sam cries. Sean Astin: Ok, here it comes... no no, wait, here it comes... Seriously, I can do it! Here we go, here are the tears... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-12-2005, 02:07 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,267
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Sophia the Thunder Mistress
*Aragorn paces around Edoras searching for good...*Aragorn paces around Edoras searching for good reception* "Two bars... TWO BARS?! I paid for nationwide service!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-09-2005, 06:54 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,267
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Sophia the Thunder Mistress
Aragorn: "When I marry Arwen, will she make me...Aragorn: "When I marry Arwen, will she make me bathe regularly?" Magic 8 Ball: "Most Likely" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-02-2005, 04:38 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,898,267
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Sophia the Thunder Mistress
From the Isengard Tribune
"Having been caught in his bathrobe and with bedhead, enraged wizard slays four..." |
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