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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-25-2024, 01:42 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
I sit beside the fire and think of all that I...
I sit beside the fire and think of all that I have cooked, Of veggies, herbs, meats and broth that oh so fresh had looked Or at least were not much spoiled in autumns that there were, I could not... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-26-2022, 11:14 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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"Good heavens, no, no, no!" cried Gandalf. ...
"Good heavens, no, no, no!" cried Gandalf. "That's the little piggy that went 'wee wee wee' all the way home, THAT little piggy went to market!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-26-2019, 10:51 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
Erestor: We've rounded up the usual suspects...
Erestor: We've rounded up the usual suspects Elrond, can you point out which one stole your wallet? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-29-2017, 08:55 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
Bilbo: So I slip off my cloak like this...?
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Bilbo: So I slip off my cloak like this...? Gandalf: No, no, no! ALL the clothes come off at once! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-12-2017, 09:30 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
Gandalf: ...and then I waved my hands, like...
Gandalf: ...and then I waved my hands, like this, and parted the red sea! Bilbo: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ Or... Gandalf wasn't too pleased when Bilbo won the boxing match against Thorin, but he had to... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-26-2016, 12:25 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
Pippin: "This is the most bestest pogo stick I...
Pippin: "This is the most bestest pogo stick I have ever seen!!!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-19-2016, 05:10 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-21-2015, 09:06 AM
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Replies: 14,193
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-08-2015, 07:13 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
Thorin: That coat sure looks poofy. I bet if I...
Thorin: That coat sure looks poofy. I bet if I hit you you wouldn't feel it at all. Thorin: *puft* Gandalf: Stop it. Thorin: *puft* Gandalf: Stop it. Thorin: *puft* Gandalf: Stop it.... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-19-2014, 06:20 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-20-2014, 05:27 PM
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Replies: 14,193
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Oddwen
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-21-2014, 06:40 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
"This is the worst party ever," thought Gandalf...
"This is the worst party ever," thought Gandalf to himself. "I should invite myself to one at Bag End..." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-13-2014, 08:57 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
Frodo: When Bilbo found this shiny ring in...
Frodo: When Bilbo found this shiny ring in Gollum's cave of gloom, I did not know that it would turn into a ring of Doom! Or... Frodo: Yes, I am the Bearer of the Ring, and in a few moments I... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-29-2013, 04:56 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
Grima: Mawwiage! Mawwiage is whot bwings us...
Grima: Mawwiage! Mawwiage is whot bwings us togevhah today! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-08-2013, 05:05 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
Gandalf got a tiny bit sarcastic when told he...
Gandalf got a tiny bit sarcastic when told he could not bring arms into the Hall. Or... A moment later, the most poorly coordinated version of Thriller in the history of Middle-earth was... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-15-2013, 02:04 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
Saruman's brilliant idea to disguise himself as a...
Saruman's brilliant idea to disguise himself as a Pukel-man worked...for now. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-08-2013, 10:49 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Legolas, much like alcoholic Galadriel, wondered...
Legolas, much like alcoholic Galadriel, wondered overmuch who would refill his cup for him. Or... Too late Legolas realized that Gimli had replaced his wine with glue! Or... Legolas drank... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-19-2013, 12:44 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
The first draft of "50 Shades of Gandalf the...
The first draft of "50 Shades of Gandalf the Grey" needed some editorial work. Or... Bilbo: "This isn't a contract, it's just the words "diggy diggy hole" repeated over and over." Thorin: ... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-17-2012, 07:42 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Bilbo turned really fierce when he returned to...
Bilbo turned really fierce when he returned to Bag-End and found that no-one had dusted at all! |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-05-2012, 12:25 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
Gandalf: Would you look at that!
Saruman: ...
Gandalf: Would you look at that! Saruman: I try not to acknowledge the shorter races. Or... Smeagol and Deagol, version two. Or... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-16-2012, 06:56 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
Bilbo knew he had no chance to win the spaghetti...
Bilbo knew he had no chance to win the spaghetti eating contest when he saw Smaug slurping dragon pasta. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-09-2012, 08:37 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
"It's a Palantir. Nothing more. If you turn it...
"It's a Palantir. Nothing more. If you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams. But this is not a gift for an ordinary dotard whose brigands drink in the reek, and whose... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-17-2012, 09:53 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
Gandalf leaned on his staff, panting heavily. ...
Gandalf leaned on his staff, panting heavily. These things only got more difficult the more he aged. Still, he proudly met the gazes of the gathered council and placed his hand saucily on his hip.... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-10-2012, 04:49 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
A box without keys, lid or hinges
Yet placed...
A box without keys, lid or hinges Yet placed inside are elven finges |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-13-2012, 09:53 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,743
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Oddwen
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