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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-11-2021, 04:44 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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Even with Frodo holding the One Ring out...
Even with Frodo holding the One Ring out immediately before him, Gandalf still couldn't take his eyes off the hobbit's prodigious feet. Frodo: "Hey! Gandalf! My eyes are up here!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-09-2021, 05:30 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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Elrond: "You've already had breakfast."
The...
Elrond: "You've already had breakfast." The whole Fellowship, now converted to Hobbit ways: **A STARE, DENOTING THEY HAVE HAD ONE, YES, BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST** |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-25-2016, 03:56 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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Even as small as Hobbits are, it was a truly...
Even as small as Hobbits are, it was a truly jumbo shrimp Pippin had found. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-27-2011, 09:05 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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In finding material to expand The Hobbit into two...
In finding material to expand The Hobbit into two films, Peter Jackson decided to ponder what it would look like to have Bilbo save Fili, Kili, and Mrs. Balin from the Barrow-wight that lurked in the... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-25-2011, 12:24 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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The discovery in conversation that Éowyn was also...
The discovery in conversation that Éowyn was also a woman, and thus that Arwen was not the last of that kind, had Aragorn greatly confused. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-15-2010, 02:59 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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The trouble with taking Hobbits on a major quest...
The trouble with taking Hobbits on a major quest was that they were easily distracted by shiny or moving objects. Pippin: "Squirrel!" Merry: "Squirrel!" Frodo: "Shiiiiiiiny!" Sam: "Squirrel!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-10-2010, 08:11 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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The forces of Evil could never, ever create...
The forces of Evil could never, ever create anything new, only produce pale mockeries.... even of national symbols. You knew things were bad when Sauron erected a "Statue of Liberty" in Nurnen... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-23-2009, 10:15 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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Frodo's understanding of the world was shattered...
Frodo's understanding of the world was shattered the first time he realised that what Gandalf meant by "pipeweed" was not, in fact, a type of Nicotiana, but rather a member of the cannabis family. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-25-2009, 10:02 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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Théoden and Gandalf kick Gríma out of the "Cranky...
Théoden and Gandalf kick Gríma out of the "Cranky Old Men" clubhouse. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-22-2009, 10:51 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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But, really, what did the Gaffer expect,...
But, really, what did the Gaffer expect, announcing his son's love for him?:p |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-20-2009, 09:45 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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Merry is confused when Frodo is left standing at...
Merry is confused when Frodo is left standing at the altar, while Pippin is too busy flirting with the bridesmaids to care. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-07-2008, 03:45 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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A sheltered Hobbit child encounters her first...
A sheltered Hobbit child encounters her first (bearded) Dwarf. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-29-2008, 07:11 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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Returning from the Istari mission, Olórin is left...
Returning from the Istari mission, Olórin is left to explain to Manwë and Varda how it took two thousand years and the defections of four wizards to bring down Sauron. Gandalf: "He had this really... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-24-2008, 06:18 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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Déagol and Sméagol stare in aware at the golden...
Déagol and Sméagol stare in aware at the golden egg laid by Déagol's goose. Déagol: "But it's so small!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-13-2008, 05:29 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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Halfway through the night shift, and only one...
Halfway through the night shift, and only one more incident with the boss away from being fired, Merry remembers that he forgot to turn off his oven. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-24-2008, 09:18 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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The ability to balance his shoulder-dwarf while...
The ability to balance his shoulder-dwarf while shooting was a key element to Legolas's fame as an archer. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-12-2008, 09:17 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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Celebrity News
When Pallando the Blue uncloaked, paparazzi captured this image of Gandalf indulging in three social scandals at once: weed, alcohol, and voyeurism. OR: Gandalf's thought: "I bet me... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
04-27-2008, 01:29 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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Arwen: "Just a second, Legolas, my telepathaphone...
Arwen: "Just a second, Legolas, my telepathaphone keeps losing reception." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-04-2007, 09:37 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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Gandalf whirls around in the middle of an...
Gandalf whirls around in the middle of an impassioned speech: "Varda!! What in Arda are YOU doing here?!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-10-2007, 07:46 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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With a total and complete twisted mind, I must...
With a total and complete twisted mind, I must steal Bêthberry's caption... Both Legolas and Gimli regret the dwarf-boarding stunt at Helm's Deep that ruined Gimli's face. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-06-2007, 06:44 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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Gimli to Legolas: "You do realise that as you and...
Gimli to Legolas: "You do realise that as you and Gandalf have no helms, you will be at a severe disadvantage in battle? The orks will flock to your weakness!" Legolas: "Shouldn't be a problem;... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-05-2007, 10:40 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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Aragorn: "Don't worry, Legolas is always like...
Aragorn: "Don't worry, Legolas is always like this around giant stalactites." Boromir: "I'm not so sure it's the stalactite that's causing it, Aragorn." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-03-2007, 12:41 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-22-2006, 11:36 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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Cindy-Legolou Who to the Grinch: "Santa? Is that...
Cindy-Legolou Who to the Grinch: "Santa? Is that you? Why are you stealing all our presents?" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-13-2006, 03:14 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,896,448
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Merry and Pippin's first encounter with a wheeled...
Merry and Pippin's first encounter with a wheeled mountain goes horribly awry. |
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