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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-07-2017, 09:59 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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"Bilbo, give Radagast his robe back, it doesn't...
"Bilbo, give Radagast his robe back, it doesn't fit you!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
02-12-2016, 04:59 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Bombur wins the annual Middle-earth Biggest...
Bombur wins the annual Middle-earth Biggest Braids 'n' Breasts contest. Not pictured is Eowyn, who came in a distant second. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-20-2015, 02:12 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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"You may may not be aware, Bilbo m'dear, but they...
"You may may not be aware, Bilbo m'dear, but they do sometimes refer to us as the Fairies." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-19-2015, 09:23 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-06-2012, 08:17 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-10-2011, 12:49 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Pining for the Ent-wives always presented a...
Pining for the Ent-wives always presented a knotty problem for Fangorn. So, he would pack his trunk and root about for the lost branch of his family tree. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-20-2010, 10:23 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Not being able to find the door knob ensured...
Not being able to find the door knob ensured Morgoth would never open the door of eternal night. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-16-2010, 08:52 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Ummm....Gandalf....please tell me that was just...
Ummm....Gandalf....please tell me that was just your wizard's staff. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-03-2010, 12:46 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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"See? If I stand just so, it looks like the tree...
"See? If I stand just so, it looks like the tree branch is going in one ear, through my head, and clean out the other ear! Jolly good, eh what?" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
09-23-2010, 09:50 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Butterbur has the sudden, sinking feeling that...
Butterbur has the sudden, sinking feeling that serving "Nob 'n' Bob Pie" to Frodo may well be considered an act of cannibalism. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-22-2009, 07:27 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Gandalf: I now pronounce you Sam and...hobbit?...
Gandalf: I now pronounce you Sam and...hobbit? Frodo, do you have the Ring? Frodo: They can't have the Ring. Gandalf: Ummm...Frodo, we discussed this prior to the wedding. Frodo: I don't... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
10-12-2009, 10:38 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Having had enough of Peter Jackson's poor...
Having had enough of Peter Jackson's poor scripting, Dominic Monaghan considers committing ritual Seppuku. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
08-02-2009, 06:31 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Boromir: No, I am not happy to see you -- but...
Boromir: No, I am not happy to see you -- but yes, that was a sword in my pocket. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
07-26-2009, 10:48 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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I've won an Oscar...I've played Queen Elizabeth I...
I've won an Oscar...I've played Queen Elizabeth I on two occasions...how in the heck did I end up serving hungry hobbits at a Middle-earth greasy spoon? |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-23-2009, 08:51 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Aragorn: "What do you mean you want to lead? I am...
Aragorn: "What do you mean you want to lead? I am the better dancer!" |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
05-18-2009, 09:00 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
03-22-2009, 09:37 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Frodo's bewildered reaction to Samwise's...
Frodo's bewildered reaction to Samwise's declaration of undying love was not what Mr. Gamgee was hoping for. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-25-2009, 11:19 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
01-03-2009, 06:50 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-24-2008, 04:21 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Here's an appropriate little ditty I've heard...
Here's an appropriate little ditty I've heard sung to The Beatles' "Yesterday": Leprosy, All my skin is falling off of me -- I'm not half the man I used to be, Oh, Leprosy, is eating me... ... |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-24-2008, 04:03 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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"Me mum used to play the 'I've got your nose'...
"Me mum used to play the 'I've got your nose' game when I was little. I see now it was no game." |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
12-24-2008, 10:46 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-30-2008, 08:34 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
11-15-2008, 08:26 AM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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With his eyesight failing and spectacles not yet...
With his eyesight failing and spectacles not yet invented, Saruman practices his braille. |
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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth
06-24-2008, 10:21 PM
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Replies: 14,193
Views: 1,897,054
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Morthoron
Gimli: Cap'n I'm givin' her all she's got, but...
Gimli: Cap'n I'm givin' her all she's got, but the ship's tractor beam is pullin' me inta space!" |
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