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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-03-2014, 01:02 PM
Replies: 14,156
Views: 670,439
Posted By Meela
White Tree As Gandalf bows out after only managing 34 Elvish...

As Gandalf bows out after only managing 34 Elvish pancakes, Elrond and Galadriel prepare to fight over who gets the bigger half of the last one.
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 11-03-2011, 06:03 PM
Replies: 821
Views: 81,797
Posted By Meela
Pipe Ten years, hooray!

Just popped over here by chance and then suddenly remembered October's just been... An entire decade has now passed since I began haunting the site. How the time flies. I took up permanent residency...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-17-2011, 04:35 PM
Replies: 14,156
Views: 670,439
Posted By Meela
Shield They say love is blind, but even Grima was...

They say love is blind, but even Grima was hard-pressed to overlook that enormous zit...

~ ~ ~

Elsewhere, staff at the Edoras branch of Madame Tussauds were puzzling over who could possibly...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-15-2011, 06:10 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,862
Posted By Meela
White Tree I can't stop! It's addictive

Thanks for the welcome! I've just made a return today after years of silent lurking. I like to pop into Mirth occasionally and make a small contribution

Yet another:

Into Moria they went with...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-15-2011, 05:22 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,862
Posted By Meela
White Tree Sadly not remotely humorous (I'm working on...

Sadly not remotely humorous (I'm working on that), but I just love making up rhymes, so as soon as I saw the thread, I already had these formed.

One for my new favourite characters:

About time...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-14-2011, 02:50 PM
Replies: 14,156
Views: 670,439
Posted By Meela
Shield Shameless Blackadder steal:

Aragorn was beginning to harbour suspicions about his devoted new stable boy, 'Bob'.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-22-2010, 04:42 PM
Replies: 14,156
Views: 670,439
Posted By Meela
White Tree Unsuccessful Hobbit invention #314: The human...

Unsuccessful Hobbit invention #314: The human compass.

Frodo: My sword definitely points north!
Merry: No, mine says north...
Sam: Two norths?! Is it some sort of dark magic at work?
Pippin:...
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 06-24-2009, 04:27 PM
Replies: 471
Views: 58,886
Posted By Meela
White Tree Gosh, it's been centuries since I last visited...

Gosh, it's been centuries since I last visited the Downs... not that I ever did much when I was here. I'm in the middle of a marathon extended edition movie watch-a-thon at the moment and I just had...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-13-2008, 07:44 AM
Replies: 14,156
Views: 670,439
Posted By Meela
White Tree Only too late did Gandalf realise that, as...

Only too late did Gandalf realise that, as payback, Merry and Pippin had swapped his pint with the washing up liquid.
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 06-06-2008, 07:44 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 6,371
Posted By Meela
White Tree First Arwen, now Galadriel. Where's my rugged,...

First Arwen, now Galadriel. Where's my rugged, handsome, manly rogue?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-25-2008, 02:12 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 3,572
Posted By Meela
White Tree When I picture Elves and music together, I get...

When I picture Elves and music together, I get this image of a group of hippy teenage elves hanging out in the forest, slouched across tree branches, listening to chillout trance. For the girls, it'd...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-22-2008, 01:51 PM
Replies: 2,012
Views: 159,976
Posted By Meela
White Tree Since yesterday was my first proper lurk on the...

Since yesterday was my first proper lurk on the Downs in over a year, it's only fitting that last night I dreamt about it.

I held a dinner party to celebrate the occasion, with all you lovely...
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 10-27-2007, 07:08 PM
Replies: 821
Views: 81,797
Posted By Meela
White Tree Hmmm... I seem to have missed my fifth deathday...

Hmmm... I seem to have missed my fifth deathday by a month. I was under the impression that I died in October, but what the heck. Anyway, happy fifth to me!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-02-2007, 01:17 PM
Replies: 14,156
Views: 670,439
Posted By Meela
White Tree Eomer mourns the passing of his favourite pet...

Eomer mourns the passing of his favourite pet cockroach under the feet of the Witch-king. Oh, and his sister seems a little peaky.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-29-2007, 03:54 PM
Replies: 14,156
Views: 670,439
Posted By Meela
White Tree In their time of need Gondor is forced to make an...

In their time of need Gondor is forced to make an alliance with Ghan-buri-Ghan, and Denethor agrees to marry his, uh, beautiful daughter.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-22-2007, 02:12 PM
Replies: 14,156
Views: 670,439
Posted By Meela
White Tree After a year of eating Mordor Munchies and...

After a year of eating Mordor Munchies and finding endless doubles, one happy collector finally gets the last token he needs to claim his limited edition light-up One Ring.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-16-2007, 02:39 PM
Replies: 14,156
Views: 670,439
Posted By Meela
White Tree Following a nasty bite, Eomer duly transforms...

Following a nasty bite, Eomer duly transforms once a month into that hideous creature known as a Were-Warg. And one unfortunate soldier hasn't realised it's a full moon...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 01-18-2007, 05:25 PM
Replies: 14,156
Views: 670,439
Posted By Meela
White Tree Frodo: Are you sure about stealing the script... ...

Frodo: Are you sure about stealing the script...
Sam: Look, do you want double more screen time than Aragorn or not? Now quick, cover me while I tear out the coronation scene.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 11-08-2006, 01:27 PM
Replies: 14,156
Views: 670,439
Posted By Meela
White Tree Sauron's rabid hamster was a far more effective...

Sauron's rabid hamster was a far more effective deterrant than an Orc army. Unfortunately, Sam was rather fond of animals.

Sam: Here, Mr Tibbles....
Mr Tibbles: *cruuuunch*
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 09-15-2006, 03:37 PM
Replies: 821
Views: 81,797
Posted By Meela
White Tree Just thought I'd share the happy fact that I've...

Just thought I'd share the happy fact that I've been lurking among the dark shadows of the 'Downs as a whole (not just the forum) for five years now. Although Meela's not far behind, soon tallying up...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 08-25-2006, 09:08 AM
Replies: 14,156
Views: 670,439
Posted By Meela
White Tree Man: For the last time Frodo, you are not The...

Man: For the last time Frodo, you are not The One.

Frodo: I think you'll find I am. Now where's Agent Elrond?
Forum: The Barrow-Downs 08-22-2006, 08:12 AM
Replies: 488
Views: 61,425
Posted By Meela
White Tree My delusions became a happy reality only recently.

My delusions became a happy reality only recently.
Forum: Novices and Newcomers 08-19-2006, 02:12 PM
Replies: 241
Views: 15,167
Posted By Meela
White Tree I've been offered a personal title :) And it's...

I've been offered a personal title :) And it's about time! Although I did think I'd never get one, since I haven't exactly contributed much to the board, but hey, I'm not complaining. I've had the...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-29-2006, 09:20 AM
Replies: 14,156
Views: 670,439
Posted By Meela
White Tree Once again, Frodo had forgotten his contact...

Once again, Frodo had forgotten his contact lenses...

"Here, kitty kitty!"
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-27-2006, 07:03 PM
Replies: 14,156
Views: 670,439
Posted By Meela
White Tree "Fly, my pretties! Fly, fly!"

"Fly, my pretties! Fly, fly!"
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