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Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-31-2006, 05:34 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately for Johnny, Gandalf was more...

Fortunately for Johnny, Gandalf was more interested
in pesuading a certain bandleader/wizard to let his star
singer (a Rivendell elf who was Gandalf's godson,
a very important, religious...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-30-2006, 06:29 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately, since Johnny was only an honorary ...

Fortunately, since Johnny was only an honorary
nazgul, he could only participate in hononary killings,
so Middle-earth people and creatures were safe.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-30-2006, 05:48 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
And fortunately XenaArwen tossed Johhny in the...

And fortunately XenaArwen tossed Johhny in
the Bruinen because he was, like, you know,
really gross, where Johnny was saved by some
guys wearing black clothes and made an
honorary nazgul.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-24-2006, 09:08 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
And unfortunately for those seeking the ...

And unfortunately for those seeking the
annihilation of the remnants of Numenoreans,
some of the hobbrim (see the learned thread
"Of the Origins of Hobbits", by Celuien) helped
the inhabitants to...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-23-2006, 12:58 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately Tulkas's eyebrow mites, with the ...

Fortunately Tulkas's eyebrow mites, with the
help of Ned and the nanites (see MST 3000)
http://popculture.incompetech.com/robots/nanites.html
were able to protect and restore Tulkas.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-23-2006, 05:57 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately, just as the inhabitants couldn't ...

Fortunately, just as the inhabitants couldn't
hold their breaths any longer Tulkas came
along and relifted the island up using his
massive eyebrows.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-17-2006, 06:01 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Unfortunately for the giant ants, Tulkas's new...

Unfortunately for the giant ants, Tulkas's
new eyebrows proved effective in
squishing the ants between them.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 05-17-2006, 05:50 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
White-Hand Unfortunately the ants were survivors of the ...

Unfortunately the ants were survivors of the
classic '50s movie THEM! and they caused
so much havoc Tulkas was sent to remove them
before his plastic surgery was completed at VGH
(Valinor...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-20-2006, 05:41 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately, "Bad guys annoymus and Quilting...

Fortunately, "Bad guys annoymus and Quilting Club" was
a front for the "Gondorian Retirement Home for medical staff
who do run on a bit about esoteric lore."
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-19-2006, 12:25 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately, Middle-earth came together again, ...

Fortunately, Middle-earth came together again,
but with Morgoth's and the Feanoreans roles
reversed! Would the brave (but hasty) Morgoth
and his loyal ally Sauron be able to protect Beleriand...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-06-2006, 09:22 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately the GDOT's order, in a typical...

Fortunately the GDOT's order, in a typical beureaucratic
move, was superceded by the AEPA (Arnor Environmental
Protection Agency) since removal of the speedbumps
would imperil the endangered...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-06-2006, 09:03 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately the Gondorians of yore made many ...

Fortunately the Gondorians of yore made many
speedbumps of orthanc stone, and placed them wisely,
as their seers (ancestors of Malbeth) had predicted
the rise of the machines and their evil plan...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-06-2006, 05:57 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately for Eru, he got Mount Zoom written ...

Fortunately for Eru, he got Mount Zoom written
into Lost as a (what else?) deux ex
machina to help the survivors to civilization,
and to keep it from bugging him in Middle-earth.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 04-05-2006, 07:27 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately, the radical right Gondorian...

Fortunately, the radical right Gondorian administration that
had ended the "don't ask- don't tell" policy was ousted
due to corruption and replaced with a progressive Gondorian
council, thanks to...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-22-2006, 01:39 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Unfortunately, the picture created by ...

Unfortunately, the picture created by
Hookbill's post is DISGUSTING ! :D


P. S. did the silly hobbit bounce back all the way up
or into the Drummer's mouth?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-22-2006, 11:46 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Pipe Unfortunately, the fool of a took was...

Unfortunately, the fool of a took was "accidentally" ;)
nudged into a deep opening in Moria by Gandalf, and
fell quite some way. :eek:
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-16-2006, 06:50 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Unfortunately, Nemo was convinced to continue...

Unfortunately, Nemo was convinced to continue attacking
by a New Zealander who offered to make an epic 3-part
movie of his adventures if Nemo would only toss Gimli
all the way to Aman.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-15-2006, 12:21 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately, the magic ring let him catch up to...

Fortunately, the magic ring let him catch up to Gimli,
who he unceremoniously tossed into the sea.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-15-2006, 12:09 PM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately for the blond elf, some fangirls ...

Fortunately for the blond elf, some fangirls
prevailed upon Ulmo to help save him.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-15-2006, 08:40 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Unfortunately (depending on your point of view) ...

Unfortunately (depending on your point of view)
it was a blond movie elf. It turns out elves can
drown in the ocean. That wouldn't be
cannabalism, would it? Or would it? :confused:

Of course,...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-15-2006, 07:21 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately the Watcher formed an alliance with...

Fortunately the Watcher formed an alliance
with his fellow water creature dolphins against
Elrond and the Pentagon.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-14-2006, 07:06 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Fortunately the Pentagon alliance was stymied by...

Fortunately the Pentagon alliance was stymied by the
dolphins before they left Middle-earth out of gratitude
for the gifts to them by the great Numenorean ancestors of the
Gondorians. The exact...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-13-2006, 09:45 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Unfortunately Mount Zoom's clone from the South...

Unfortunately Mount Zoom's clone from the
South Pole, Mount Zoom^3, was even
faster.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-07-2006, 07:33 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
Unfortunately for Iro, a Norwegian Blue Parrot,...

Unfortunately for Iro, a Norwegian Blue Parrot, thought to be dead,
but as it turned out only resting, decided many recent comments
had gotten silly and got some ravens and the Lord of the
Eagles...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 03-02-2006, 07:02 AM
Replies: 6,654
Views: 231,404
Posted By Tuor of Gondolin
1420! Fortunately the Watcher dove out the window into...

Fortunately the Watcher dove out the window into the
Brandywine and swam into the ocean to have a
great time chasing and eating Great Great Great White
Sharks with his longtime chum Ulmo
(they'd...
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