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Forum: Novices and Newcomers 12-20-2006, 05:41 PM
Replies: 131
Views: 14,265
Posted By symestreem
Depressing.

Depressing.
Forum: The Books 08-27-2006, 12:03 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 964
Posted By symestreem
Eomer and Eowyn's Gondorian Kin

When Morwen Steelsheen went back to Lossarnach after the death of Thengel, her three elder daughters went with her, correct? One can assume that at least some of them married and had children.

So...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-05-2006, 05:52 AM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
Gandalf: I am the composting beetles that raise...

Gandalf: I am the composting beetles that raise the temperature of the surrounding area enough to evaporate the pool of Coke!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 07-03-2006, 07:18 AM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
Saruman: I am the silverfish that eat the paper...

Saruman: I am the silverfish that eat the paper money with which they were bribed.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-30-2006, 09:28 PM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
Gandalf: I am the powder post beetles that eat...

Gandalf: I am the powder post beetles that eat the bandwagon!

(Wanted a break from termites. ;) )
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-29-2006, 09:45 PM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
Saruman: I am the flock of fireflies who drive...

Saruman: I am the flock of fireflies who drive the Balrog away.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-27-2006, 01:16 AM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
Saruman: I am the termites that decimate the tree...

Saruman: I am the termites that decimate the tree farms.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-24-2006, 07:45 PM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
Hehe. It does seem that way, doesn't it? But no....

Hehe. It does seem that way, doesn't it? But no. Just always obsessed with bugs.

SARUMAN: I am the killer bees that swarm the factory and prevent anyone from working!

Oh, and also:...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-22-2006, 06:50 PM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
Gandalf: I am the decomposing beetles that turned...

Gandalf: I am the decomposing beetles that turned the banana peel into dirt before the thief could slip.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-22-2006, 11:51 AM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
Saruman: I am the flock? (herd? pack? gaggle?...

Saruman: I am the flock? (herd? pack? gaggle? cohort?) of silverfish that eat the bill!

Did you know that silverfish can go for a year without eating?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-21-2006, 05:55 PM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
Saruman: I am Harvey the Pukha...

Saruman: I am Harvey the Pukha (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042546/), who controls time. And I wear bee antennae.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-21-2006, 04:50 PM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
Saruman: I am the no-see-ums that clog Gandalf's...

Saruman: I am the no-see-ums that clog Gandalf's nose and eyes and prevent him from helping the fools.

I was going to be the annoying ants in Gandalf's clothes, but that might have horrible...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-21-2006, 03:52 PM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
Saruman: I am the flock of hornets that drives...

Saruman: I am the flock of hornets that drives the anteater away!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-21-2006, 03:11 PM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
Saruman: I am the termites that eat through the...

Saruman: I am the termites that eat through the dam.


... Useful things, termites, aren't they?
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-21-2006, 01:15 PM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
Saruman: I am the combined weight of insects on...

Saruman: I am the combined weight of insects on Earth, whose methane emissions contribute to significant global warming and cause the Antarctic to melt.

NOTE: Uncloak and DIE!! :eek: :o
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-21-2006, 11:45 AM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
Gandalf: I am the cockroaches that have chewed...

Gandalf: I am the cockroaches that have chewed through the lightning bolt housing, causing it to fall off. I am also the cockroaches that infested the musicians' uniforms, causing them to be...
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-21-2006, 05:02 AM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
Gandalf: I am the termites that ate through the...

Gandalf: I am the termites that ate through the chest of dragon's gold and caused it to fall out en route.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-19-2006, 09:11 PM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
Dark-Eye No likey eating mosquitoes... :o Saruman:...

No likey eating mosquitoes... :o

Saruman: I am the black widow spider that bites Miss Cleo.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-19-2006, 06:14 PM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
Gandalf: I am the mosquitoes that give all the...

Gandalf: I am the mosquitoes that give all the congresspeople malaria so that in their delirium they break the filibuster.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-19-2006, 03:43 PM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
GANDALF: I am the flesh-eating beetles that...

GANDALF: I am the flesh-eating beetles that devour the pest control technician! RAWR!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-19-2006, 03:25 PM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
GANDALF: I am the team of termites that eat the...

GANDALF: I am the team of termites that eat the splinters!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-19-2006, 03:07 PM
Replies: 782
Views: 40,292
Posted By symestreem
SARUMAN: I am the team of paper-eating locusts...

SARUMAN: I am the team of paper-eating locusts that destroys the waiting list!
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-18-2006, 08:41 PM
Replies: 813
Views: 40,331
Posted By symestreem
Because she'd been slighted by her beau-- ...

Because she'd been slighted by her beau--
Tilion was mooning over Vana!
Forum: Quiz Room 06-18-2006, 05:39 AM
Replies: 341
Views: 33,936
Posted By symestreem
No, they're not of the race of men.

No, they're not of the race of men.
Forum: Middle-earth Mirth 06-17-2006, 10:11 PM
Replies: 813
Views: 40,331
Posted By symestreem
Not surprising, since he was coated in clay! ...

Not surprising, since he was coated in clay!
Now instead of burning, he got a horrible skin rash...
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